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SRE for a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FWSE. He/him. Probably looking for some fruit tea. @lukegb@treehouse.systems over there

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¡harley! ✨ @un.lobi.to · 14/09/2026
who's using tilt controls >:c 💙 @ninji.dog 𝙭 ❤️ @videah.net 𝙭 💚 @lukegb.dev 🎨 @venicedogs.bsky.social #furryart
digital illustration of (clockwise) a green otter, a blue husky, a red wolf, and a grey wolf lying in a living room while playing a racing video game on a tv. the room is adorned with plushies, flags, food, pillows, and clothes. a window frames the room with a starry urban night.
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Piranha Plants in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door are the sleepiest creatures in the game, with some of their subtypes being up to 110% sleepy. This may be a reference to the famously sleepy Piranha Plants from Super Mario 64.
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Under Over Over - West Hampstead So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains. The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
London Overground under the underground
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Artist: @dudolf.bsky.social
4 panel comic
1st panel: a bird says "what do you do in your free time?"
2nd panel: bear says "sleep"
3rd panel: bird says "No, I meant for fun!"
4th panel:   bear says "sleep."
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 19/08/2025
Oh my god @mccurdyc.dev I'm so sorry for contributing to inflicting what turned into www.mccurdyc.dev/posts/2025/0... on you That's a Thick scrollbar
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Building Envoy from Source
This post could alternatively been called
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 09/08/2025
Any other people I know (or who know me, or who want to come say hi) who are currently at #WHY2025?
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Electromagnetic Field @emfcamp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire. Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 20/07/2025
Woo, EMF 2026 dates are announced (social.emfcamp.org/@emf/statuse...) - July 16-19, 2026 this time.
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We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire. Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.
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Cable Contributes to Life @cctl.me · 30/06/2025
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag
An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
It's never a bad time to remind everyone:
"British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows" — headline in The Independent in 2013
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 09/06/2025
I've had the "auth" org on the Sentry hosted SaaS product for ages (judging by my email, 2019). This leads to the hilarious consequence that sentry.io/auth/ leads to a signin page that sends me an email saying you requested access, but the actual login page for Sentry is at sentry.io/auth/login/
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Sign In | Sentry
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 19/05/2025
Is it just me that's like "hmm, this supposed 'new UK-EU deal' to allow UK citizens to use EU e-gates comes very suspiciously close to when EES is supposed to come into effect"? I mean, I'm sure the details of said deal will take until, say, October to hammer out...
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 17/05/2025
lol, oops mastdatabase.co.uk/blog/2025/05...
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O2 VoLTE: locating any customer with a phone call
Privacy is dead: For multiple months, any O2 customer has had their location exposed to call initiators without their knowledge.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 09/05/2025
Well, guess checking in is optional then :p
A screenshot of the "check-in" section of British Airway's booking management site. It reads:

Online check-in not available.
Self-service check-in not available.
Airport desk check-in not available.
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Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 25/04/2025
I love nonsensical SMSes from my mobile phone carrier
A screenshot of an SMS sent from EE, that reads "Hi from EE.
Thanks."
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 09/04/2025
Me to someone at work, about the Student Loans Company in the UK: Yeah, it does feel like they've outsourced their accounting software to Fujitsu, like the Post Office (for those not in the know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British...)
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British Post Office scandal - Wikipedia
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 22/03/2025
Out and about, and I get a flat tyre No problem, I have a spare inner tube My bike handpump decides to give up after 3 or 4 pumps Welp, guess I'm being told Not To Continue This Trip :p
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 21/03/2025
Happy Friday, everyone
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 21/03/2025
Monzo running stand-in on GCP is terrifying, but at least it's just stand-in so even if I'm having a bad day I can still buy lunch :p
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 27/02/2025
"I have therefore enquired how many current members are individuals, and we have discovered only one. We hope that can be resolved by agreement with the member concerned."
Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons on the school bus with the subtitle "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 03/01/2025
Leetle #3 1/6 0:57 [3 lines] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 leetle.app I mean if there's a standard library class to do the thing I guess I'll just use that
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Leetle - Daily Python Coding Challenge
Like Wordle meets LeetCode!
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cohost dot org @staff.cohost.org · 22/12/2024
reminder! if you haven't downloaded your data export yet, you should do it as soon as possible. december 31 will be your last day but you really should not cut it close to the wire. read more here: cohost.org/staff/post/7...
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all* data exports have now been sent out
happy monday! we're pleased to report that all data exports have been sent out. you should have received an e-mail linking to it, but we've received reports from some users that these have ended up i...
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 19/12/2024
Gods, I love experiencing Nextdoor solely through the junk they email to me
A screenshot of a single Gmail email row. It reads: "VERY BAD GOVERNMENT DECISION. WHY DON'T THEY EVER THINK THINGS THROUGH AND THE CONSEQUENCES?" in all caps.
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 05/12/2024
Captain: "I would ask that you please adhere to the seatbelt signs whenever they are illuminated" Instructions unclear, now superglued to the light cluster above my seat
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 02/12/2024
I have reached the "look I'm just going to do whatever to get this video out the door" stage of trying to mass-edit lots of festival talks Maybe we'll actually finish publishing the talks in the same year as the event actually happened
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 24/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Cryptography Engineer: The cup matches the test vectors in the specification
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 18/11/2024
Trying to find the motivation to do anything is hard. Wavering between "should update Gerrit for The Distro/TVL folks" and "should fix up some of the videos that need uploading from EMF 2024 so we can get some more of them up" but neither is appeals rn Might lie in bed and watch Andor instead
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 16/11/2024
Finally decommissioning my Mercurial repos (on Heptapod) and moving over to Git (on Forgejo). Sorry, Mercurial. jj has won my heart.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 16/11/2024
Pour one out for @krisnova.net who isn't alive to witness this moment of everyone from tech twitter finally being set free from the social gravity hellhole of Xitter.
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 14/11/2024
Mentally I'm here today
Someone in a large Japanese train mascot costume wedged inside a ticket barrier sideways
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 12/11/2024
I watched A Scanner Darkly (2006) at the BFI IMAX today (no, not in IMAX, just digital 2K), and forgot that Alex Jones has a cameo A bit of a double-take honestly, hah
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 12/11/2024
@coppetsan.bsky.social ⚠️ coppet detected
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Danny THEE Himbo @br00taldan.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Me meeting new nerdy queer people on this app
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posts inspector @pippy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
them: hello oomfies me: yes, my out of memory ... fies
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
My friend gave me this mug…
Coffee mug illustrated in hand written

DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND YOU'LL [then crossed out NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE ] (written in a different colour )-WORK SUPER HARD ALL THE TIME WITH NO SEPARATION OR ANY BOUNDARIES AND ALSO TAKE EVERYTHING EXTREMELY PERSONALLY
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Cynthia Wines @cynthiawines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I took a stained glass course a few years ago and Im hooked. I love it.
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Biz 🦦 || NEW EP OUT NOW!! @castl.biz · 29/10/2024
fishy is my friend :3 Art by @takaalive.bsky.social!
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 24/10/2024
trying every item in your inventory
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 22/10/2024
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Deno @deno.land · 21/10/2024
new bluesky, who dis?
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 19/10/2024
Combining Nix, Bazel, and Rust is an unholy abomination that was not meant to be in a single project. ...yes, I'm trying to update the nixpkgs packaging of Envoy. Bazel engineers seem to _love_ downloading binaries off the internet and running them...
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 18/10/2024
I spent today trying to figure out the best way to implement a weak value map in Go, and until the weak package/runtime.AddCleanup lands I think my best bet is to... implement reference counting with runtime.SetFinalizer. Oh, joy.
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 18/10/2024
I've taken two days off work for Space Age... but only in November because I'm busy with other travel for the next two weeks 😭
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lukegb @lukegb.dev · 18/10/2024
Oh no, I've been made wide
The Bluesky notifications UI, showing Jaz liking my previous skeet. The photo attached to the previous skeet has been expanded to the wrong aspect ratio so I am wider than I should be.
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