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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 2h

This rocks so hard I had to read the whole poem out loud. Immaculate final line!

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SWOLE CAT BOSS

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Highly recommend teaching your kids to do practical stuff like cooking & laundry & car maintenance & critical thinking.

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

His reflexes are supernaturally impressive. 🔥 Love this character forever & always. 🫶 1848 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1848 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm probably not going to be able to do much for fics, but would anyone be interested if I share clips to celebrate #Lucitober2026? Taking it back to the start with them today with Beginning Any favorite moments from the pilot? #LuciferNetflix

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just found out the Expanse showrunner is going to adapt the Captive's War series for tv and am cautiously happy about it! 😃 (Can't ever be fully happy abt a new show with all the bs cancellations that keep happening, but maybe this one will go well.)

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Wendy Susan @wendeckerstart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hear ye, hear ye all #Lucifans !! It is time for #Lucitober2026 😈😈 The @artdemonsco.bsky.social bring you opposite month. Let the creative juices flow!! Share your talent!! #LuciferNetflix #Luciferfanart #Luciferfanfic #Luciferfanfiction #fanart #fanfiction 📺😈 😈📖 😈🎨

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses.

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chapter 6 of Operation Honeymoon is up ✨💕 #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/881169...

sprig of lavender on a rolled-up towel with a heart and a candle

snippet of chapter 6:
“In this class you’ll be taking turns learning how to give your partner a simple, soothing massage. You don’t need to be an expert on technique in order to give an effective massage—for something like this, it’s all about learning how your partner responds to touch and fostering a connection in a place of trust. The goal is to provide a safe, calm environment to allow for healing and openness.”

Perfect for them.

“Doing this regularly after difficult days, or when life gets busy, or when you just want a moment to reconnect—it can make a huge difference in maintaining intimacy and affection while giving you the chance to let your walls down and rest. You’ll find that you’re better able to handle stressors, together.”

Chloe didn’t know about doing it through massage, but she wanted to have that space with him. For so long she’d held up all her walls, dealing with everything alone. Sharing it with someone… it would be nice.

Liam went on for a minute about creating the right atmosphere through a private space, calm music, and warm lighting. “Scent can help, but we want to keep it light,” he said. “Warmth is also key. Being cold during a massage is no good.”

“It mostly certainly is not,” Lucifer said under his breath.

“I would recommend running sheets or towels in the dryer beforehand if you use them, and making sure your hands are warm before you start. Who’d like to go first?”

“Me,” Lucifer said immediately. “Giving the massage, I mean.” He glanced at her, brow raised. “I always make sure my partner goes first.”

There was zero doubt as to what he meant. She felt something lurch inside.

“Okay.” Liam asked Chloe, “Do you want to remove the robe, or leave it on?”

She hesitated, glancing at Lucifer. This was already going to be intimate. Was taking off the robe going too far? Or would it send the wrong message not to?

His expression showed nothing of what he was thinking. Leaving the choice up to her.

Don’t overthink it.

“Off,” she said.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s good Bluesky

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

18 years ago today, a blue-eyed Angel first graced our screens by strolling into a barn and directly into our hearts. Then he set up a permanent residence. 💙 Happy 18th Birthday, Cas!!! 🥳💙🧁 Eternally grateful to @mishacollins.bsky.social for bringing Cas to life. 💙 Love you! 💙 #SPNFamily

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chapter 51 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

snippet of chapter 51:
Dan had to drive, because Chloe hadn’t yet been able to get a replacement after her car exploded. She spent the entire drive gripping her phone, fear mounting with every minute that she didn’t hear from Lucifer. Sophie lived half an hour away; even with Dan using his sirens, it was taking too long to get there. She tried calling Lucifer, but he didn’t answer, and she couldn’t stop thinking the worst.

And then Dan got through dispatch to hear what’d happened. Shots fired with three injured. They didn’t know more than that.

By the time Dan found the park and pulled up as close as he could, her nerves were completely shot, her heart pounding too hard. She was shaky from too much pent-up adrenaline. Before the car was fully at a stop, she opened the door and ran out, scanning every single face for one she knew. Officers were moving around, with an ambulance waiting—but they weren’t there.

Then she saw Trixie sitting on a bench with an officer, and all the breath rushed out of her at once. “Trixie.”

She was already running forward when Trixie lifted her head and jumped off the bench. The officer tried to stop her, but she slipped past and ran to meet Chloe. “Trixie,” Chloe said again, crouching down to envelop her in a hug. There was blood on her clothes. “Are you all right?”

Trixie clutched her tight and started crying. “Mommy. Lucifer got hurt. He was bleeding so much and—and he didn’t get up like last time—”

She went cold. No. He was supposed to be invulnerable again—he couldn’t have gotten hurt like that, he—

She looked around, terrified she’d see his body lying still on the ground. There was no sign of him, but she couldn’t see the whole park. “Are you all right?” she asked again, before she could fall apart right then and there. Trixie. She had to take care of Trixie.

Trixie just kept sobbing into her shoulder.

“Monkey, I know it’s scary, but I need to know if you’re okay. Please just say yes or no.”

“Yes,” she choked out.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And because this is the anniversary of when I started and finished writing In Morning Light, I wanted to post an excerpt from the sequel. I'm hoping to start sharing it in a month or so... ❤️ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Chloe rolled over onto her stomach, one hand questing for Lucifer on its own. She was only partially awake, most of her mind caught up in the haze of some random dream she was already forgetting, and she wasn’t willing to give that up just yet. She was too comfortable, some part of her aware that she didn’t have to get up early today, and so she wanted to drift off again.

Her hand found Lucifer’s arm and closed around it. There. She settled that much more, her brief thoughts already quieting—

“Good morning, love.”

His voice broke through it all, drawing her back to consciousness more than she liked. “Mmm.” She really thought she didn’t have to get up yet. Maybe he’d take the hint and let her sleep…

She felt him shifting on the mattress, and then his lips were pressing against her temple. “You can sleep a while longer. I’ll be downstairs.”

“Mkay,” she mumbled, and a moment later, her hand was on its own again. She sighed, curling her arm into the covers instead. Her brain didn’t seem to mind, though, because she didn’t even hear the door close before she was dozing off again. It was nice.

The next thing she knew, cool air was hitting her bare back as the covers slowly slid away. She made some garbled noise of protest, trying to burrow back into the covers. Almost immediately, Lucifer’s lips were on her skin again, just below her neck. “Chloe, love,” he murmured. He placed a trail of kisses down her spine as he moved the covers away, one hand caressing her side, replacing the warmth she’d been missing. That felt nice, too. She stopped squirming. “Happy birthday.”

She smiled, finally opening her eyes. Right. Today was her birthday, which explained why she was getting such a lovely wakeup call this morning. Not that he ever needed the excuse.

“Are you awake now?” he asked, still slowly pulling the covers down. She could feel his smile against her skin.

“No,” she said. “You’ll have to keep going.”

He laughed once, low and soft. “I was going to do that anyway.”

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Dawn 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @aurorag2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#lucifernetflix

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is so beautiful and heartbreaking. 🥹🥺💔 I need a hug now. ☹️

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Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 15/09/2026

Four reasons why AI verifiers are harmful for writers: a) they’re built from many of the same resources as LLMs (including plagiarized work). AI verifiers *are* AI. ⬇️⬇️

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ist 💎 @ist1964.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm just decoration....😅🤣😂

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Jackie M @dogatemythesis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Des fleur

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so it goes @tsimasn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

D'Lavigne

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Okay, Nintendo has confirmed they will restock the Zelda Switch 2 edition. *stares at Nintendo store*

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Lucifer 10th Anniversary @luci10anniversary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For this week's #FicRecFriday we give you: ah, but i'm flying like a bird to you now. by incalyscent archiveofourown.org/works/21429016 📺😈 😈📖 #Lucifer10 #Lucifer #LuciferFanFic #LuciferNetflix #Deckerstar

archiveofourown.org

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every email I get concerning this whole Anthropic Copyright Settlement is rage bait for me. To continually be reminded of their theft and the fact that all they can offer are pennies (imho) is INFURIATING. I don't WANT or NEED their money, I want them to remove my books from their AI's software!

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Chapter 50 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

snippet of chapter 50:
They left Dan frowning after them and crossed the remaining distance to the lieutenant’s office. Lucifer opened the door and strode right in without waiting for any sort of invitation, Chloe following just behind. She shut the door.

Cain just watched them, as stoic as ever. It was no wonder he was so stone-faced all the time; he favored rocks, and he’d had millennia to practice indifference. But Lucifer knew now that he was anything but. “Can I help you?” he said, eyes going from him to Chloe.

Lucifer went to one of the chairs placed before the desk and gripped the back, making a show of looking around the office. He’d never been in here before with Cain as its occupant. It was just as dull as the rest of his facade; perfectly boring and organized bookshelves, the desk neat and respectable, every lightbulb and filing cabinet completely average and unremarkable. There wasn’t a single personalized touch in the entire room. Was that part of hiding in plain sight, too, or was the first murderer just completely lacking in any sort of interesting personality?

“So this is what you’ve been doing with your endless existence lately,” Lucifer said. “Masquerading as a tough, weathered, by-the-books cop—and one who’s holed up in an office all day at that. Seems like the most boring option to me, to be perfectly honest. If you need tips on how to enjoy immortality, I’d be happy to help, Cain.”

For another beat, his expression remained impassive, not a single flicker of surprise showing. And then he leaned back, something in the air shifting. He wasn’t going to deny it—a pity. Lucifer had almost been looking forward to that verbal sparring match. “So you finally figured it out,” Cain said. “Took you long enough.”

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LexiMac @obiecho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And they're back... First look clip for FBI and CIA from preview show for CBS Fall Lineup. Ready for #CIACBS season 2!! Sorry for the glitchy internet mid clip👿

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

FIVE YEARS. 🥺 That's right, we've reached 5 whole years since the final season started streaming. Another milestone... 1826 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1826 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nintendo Switch 2 Zelda edition is already sold out. 😭 We wanted to get a Switch 2 for Christmas, then decided to get it earlier to get the special edition, THEN missed that preorders started yesterday already. 😝 Oh well. They'll probably restock, right? 😬

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Sofia Fuentes Grape *Art Demons Collective* @sofiafgrape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

#FanartWednesday! Found this old one that I don't think I've posted yet? This was a truly stellar photo shoot! #LuciferAnniversaty #Lucifer10 #LuciferFanart 😈📺🎨😈

Black and white watercolor of Tom Ellis playing his guitar

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Izzie @isobelhardy4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pencil on A3 paper. An oldie (and strangely unpopular one 🤔😂) for this week's fan art Wednesday... #LuciferFanArt #LuciferNetflix #TomEllis

Pencil drawing of Lucifer's twin brother Michael, who looks towards the viewer, a long scar running diagonally across his face.

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Joe Henderson @joehenderson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Devastating piece, and a damning look at how AI companies have so much blood on their hands.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Chapter 5 of Operation Honeymoon is up 🍰⭐ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/881169...

A heart drawn in the sand at a beach at sunset

snippet of chapter 5:
Chloe had been right before in that he wasn’t impressed with their last activity for the day, but not because it took place outside.

“This is just sad,” he told her, as they settled on the picnic blanket. “Especially for a decent resort like this one. They couldn’t come up with something better?”

They were on the beach, the blanket held down by weighted wicker baskets that were more for decoration than anything. Electric candles stood bunched together on two sides, with their dinner under cloches on two individual serving trays. And that was it.

They hadn’t even gotten out there until the sun was already down. Most of the illumination came from string lights nearby; they weren’t all that close to the water.

“What else is there even to do?” Chloe asked, glancing at him. She sat easily enough on the blanket, one hand braced behind her, face turned up a little into the breeze. Her hair was in a ponytail, loose strands gently getting blown about. Ever since the meditation class, she’d seemed genuinely relaxed like she’d hardly ever been since getting here, and now was no different. He wasn’t sure what had changed, but he sorely hoped it lasted. “It’s a beach picnic. We’re on the beach. There is a picnic. That’s all there is to it.”

“Very wrong, Detective,” he said. “A romantic beach picnic is all about the ambience, and this one is sorely lacking.”

“Like you have so much experience with that,” she teased. “Take people for romantic picnics all the time, do you?”

He scoffed. “I don’t need experience to know it could be better.”

“How, then?” she asked. Something in her countenance changed; she straightened, the teasing grin disappearing, and fidgeted with the tray nearest her. But she didn’t seem to be getting tense again either. “If you were in charge of setting it up, what would you do differently?”

He hesitated then. There was something about the way she’d said that, like it was less a challenge and more a meaningful question. Why?

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026

The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.

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WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hold the Wheel and Drive update 🌀 Ch 3 — Energy Vortex Lucifer learns the perils of Magic Fingers beds. The day takes him and Chloe to a "mystery rock", he promises payback and tries to figure out why cherries make her blush. archiveofourown.org/works/903351... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Mr 🦙 bought dehydrated vegan tuna a while ago, then randomly decided it's probably icky and he doesn't want it. I rehydrated it with hot water as per instructions so it has time to cool down for tuna salad later. Now our whole place smells fishy. 😩 🌱🐟 Plant fish smells a lot like fish fish.

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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tech Bros: Behold product! Consumers: Sounds creepy Tech Bros: But it’s the future Consumers: No thanks Tech Bros: We hid the “opt out” button Consumers: Find button, opt out Tech Bros: BUY OUR SHIT, PEASANTS! Consumers: *take up gardening*

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This reunion kiss was EVERYTHING. 🥹 So many emotions were poured into that kiss. Love these characters forever. ✨ 1822 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1822 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He always looked gorgeous on the beach - those windswept curls. 😍 Time presses onward... 1821 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1821 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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Linzorz @linzorz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

New one-shot! "That Self-Centered Bitch" Sometimes you only see what you want to see (Let's just say I was... Inspired) archiveofourown.org/works/92067341 📺😈 😈📖 #LuciferFanfiction

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WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Where the Lost Things Go update! Ch 18 — Liminal Part 2 Chloe gets an unexpected visitor who gives her a lot to think about. And then Trixie tries to help solve her dilemma. archiveofourown.org/works/860204... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

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Dawn 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @aurorag2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

#lucifernetflix

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Gotta love this Devil's wingspan. 😉 Love those Deckerstar flights. ✨ 1820 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1820 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 05/09/2026

#caturday

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Today’s poem is called ‘Not Her Cup of Tea’.

Not Her Cup of Tea  just when  she thought it could get no worse  she saw him  put milk in her teacup first

Brian Bilston

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Today’s poem is called ‘Fall’.

Fall

she loved to catch
the falling leaves in autumn

she would sit

and
wait
beneath

the
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until

she’d

cautumn

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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Saw this attack in the wild for the first time, in a purported ebooks site claiming to be using Cloudflare. I expect many (most?) of you use Linux or Macs, but just in case: This is trying to get you to run a Windows program that will infect your computer. If you ever see this, run away fast.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Chapter 49 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

Goddess offering burned cheesy noodles to Lucifer in 2x02

snippet of chapter 49:
She stared down at the mess of cheese and butter and pasta and reigned in her temper for the umpteenth time. Human food was disgusting, and it kept getting messy and filling the room with a horrid burning smell that reminded her of hell.

The things she was willing to do for her children…

She didn’t know how humans lived like this, or why anyone would possibly think this was an indicator of love. But Lucifer insisted on living on Earth now, she didn’t know anything about what they considered love, and so…

She frowned at the noodles. That television had highlighted the cheese, but there wasn’t much in there. She dumped in more chunks until the noodles were barely visible and shoved it all in the oven yet again.

Too long. It kept taking too damn long to cook. She cranked up the temperature again and went about searching through Lucifer’s cabinets for the third time, feeling like something was wrong here. Humans loved food—the television featured it nonstop, and that store had been full of all different kinds—but even though he had an entire kitchen, there was hardly any food in it. Mostly liquids and a few packages that she almost mistook for trash at first. Clearly he never made cheesy noodles himself, so maybe this would actually help, despite her mounting misgivings.

That acrid stench hit her nose again. Ugh. She opened the oven, waved away a cloud of smoke, and pulled out the noodles.

It didn’t look anything like the ones on the screen, but this was the third time she’d tried. Clearly his oven was malfunctioning. What did she know? Maybe it was fine the way it was.

She took it upstairs and presented it to Lucifer, who was stretched out on the couch, staring at the ceiling. He looked at the offering. “What on Earth is that…?”

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