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Just a small moment, but I love that this shows how skilled Lucifer is from his time as the devil. He just chooses not to show it most of the time, which is even more powerful in a way #Lucitober2026 #LuciferNetflix

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Happy birthday 🥳🎉🎂💕🦙 and congrats on the important life decisions! ☘️👏🏻

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 11h

You'd think "going to the ER" is a bit TOO MUCH excitement, oh well... 😆🙈

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 12h

Chapter 54 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

Chloe, Lucifer, and Trixie making breakfast in season 2

snippet of chapter 54:
Chloe started to stir, little movements that had her pressing even closer to him for a moment. He was already smiling when she opened her eyes. They settled on his face, and then she smiled, too. “Hi.”

“Good morning again, love.” He kissed the top of her head.

Her eyes shone at that. “Did you get more sleep? What time is it?”

“Yes, and just past ten.”

“Trixie isn’t up yet?”

“Not that I heard.”

“Mmm. I should go check on her, make breakfast…”

“For me as well, yes? Since I do believe you threatened to pamper me all day.”

Her smile only grew. “Yes. For you, too.”

She started to get up, which left Lucifer torn, because he didn’t want her to. He would have been fine with the two of them staying in bed like that all day, whether it meant getting breakfast or not. He had to resist the urge to pull her back down, missing her warmth the moment she moved away from him. If not for Trixie, he might have insisted on another hour under the covers together.

“What do you want to eat?” she asked, running her hand over her hair to smooth it out. “Anything in particular?”

“Whatever you’d like is fine. Just make it extra special for me.” He beamed at her, lounging languidly back to emphasize how much he was willing to be taken care of today.

“You know, that’s not as specific a request as you might think. Deciding to burn your toast or add a bucket of salt to your eggs would also count as making it special.”

He just grinned lazily up at her. “I don’t think you’ll do anything like that, since you love me now.”

Chloe snorted. “Yeah, that doesn’t mean never doing anything to annoy you. Since you’re new to the concept, let me be the first to tell you that people in love intentionally annoy each other sometimes. You should know, really. You’ve already been accomplished at doing both whether you realized it or not.”

He laughed. “Annoy you, maybe, but ruin perfectly good eggs for no reason? Now that, I’d never do.”

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 11h

I don't understand. 😭 It's the 21st century. Safe toys are so easily available. 😭😭😭

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How to confirm if someone is an angel in disguise, step 1: #Lucitober2026 #LuciferNetflix

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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they did the thing

an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We all know Lucifer's greatest fear... Getting stuck in hell didn't scare him half as much as losing Chloe. #Lucitober2026 #LuciferNetflix

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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Chapter 53 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

snippet of chapter 53:
She paced back and forth in the hospital parking lot, glancing at the doors with every turn, occasionally stopping to glare at a random window on the third floor. She had no idea which one was Chloe’s, but it was one of them, so she took the chances and hoped she got it right eventually. None of this would be happening right now if not for her.

Even right this second, Lucifer could be sending himself to hell for her. Dying—for her. He could be giving up everything to save one measly human life, more than that human could ever hope to understand. He wasn’t risking just his life—he was risking being trapped in hell permanently. Nothing she said would convince him it wasn’t worth it, and she couldn’t stand to watch him do it, let alone help.

But as it turned out, waiting around somewhere else while knowing he was going through with it anyway was even worse. She’d come back here without them knowing, unable to help herself, and now that he was somewhere in that building enacting such a horrible plan…

She couldn’t stand by and do nothing, either. If there was anything she could do to make sure he survived, she would do it.

So she went to go find him. The room right below Chloe’s, as he’d said.

She paused just outside the door as she heard a flat, incessant tone coming from the room. And then Maze saying, “This isn’t right. Something’s wrong in hell.”

“What?” The therapist.

“He’s stuck. Trapped in one of those cells. That’s why we can’t revive him.”

A flash of dread stuck her. Too late—she was too late. Lucifer was already dead, already back in hell, and now he was stuck—he wasn’t coming back. His plan was going to fail.

“Okay, so then what do we have to do to bust him out?”

“Someone needs to go down there and pull him out. I’d go, but… I can’t.”

No, Maze couldn’t follow. She listened as the doctor offered to do it instead, as if she had the slightest chance of being able to navigate hell as a human.

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Chloris @thechloris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New Fic - This Must Be the Place Fatherhood is an adventure Lucifer never thought he would have. Honestly, it’s one he never wanted. Until he did. And now that he has it, he wouldn’t change it for anything. archiveofourown.org/works/94086766 #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix #Lucitober2026

The light of the full moon shines through the curtains of the penthouse, throwing a stripe of rumpled bedding into harsh relief. The pool of silver from it steadily shifts as the minutes tick away, each moment illuminating a new sliver of his life while sending another into shadow, reminding him that soon he will no longer live here, but in the home he and Chloe purchased in Santa Monica. It’s still new. This thing—this them, but it has a shape he is learning to wrap his tongue around.

Now the shape will have a house full of the three—soon to be four—of them.

It feels odd to move while the oddness itself feels odd as well. To leave the penthouse is to leave the first home he chose for himself. But what is a handful of years in one place compared to eons with no home at all? To move should be easy. And he isn’t selling his place, but simply acknowledging that it’s not the best place for children.

Beside him in the bed Chloe turns, making a small grumbling noise as she attempts to get comfortable. Though Lucifer can’t see it now, her stomach is round with visible proof of their daughter, and he hopes he is doing the right thing, while fearing he is not.

How can he, the Devil, be a dad? What does he know of parenting or of tiny urchins? Of breaking time loops?

In the light of day, Chloe's steadfast faith in him—in them—and her reminders that he won’t be alone are enough to allay most of his misgivings. He will have Chloe and Beatrice. They are a family, soon to be a larger one. While it is another oddness to apply the word family to him after so long without, it’s one which fills him with warmth.

At night, however, he worries.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's a lot of moments of bravery in this show, including Chloe marching straight over to God to give him a piece of her mind the second she had the chance #Lucitober2026 #LuciferNetflix

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Chapter 7 of Operation Honeymoon is up 🌹🌟 #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/881169...

A small lit candle with blurred lights in the background

snippet of chapter 7:
A ringing started up in Lucifer’s ears as he strode down the path, hardly seeing it, driven entirely by a need to move. Walk. Run. Fly. Phantom muscles pulled at his back, trying to call on wings he no longer had. The burst of divinity he’d dispelled was only making it worse.

Drive. He was halfway to the front of the resort before he realized he was aiming for the valet and his Corvette, desperate for the feel of a road disappearing at speed under his tires and the heady rush of wind in his face.

He had to get away. Had to put distance between him and Chloe and the nightmare unfolding in that room.

Why did it have to happen now? That blasted divinity he hadn’t experienced in eons, ruining the one truly good thing he’d managed to find in all his life, just when he’d heard those beautiful words that changed everything. I want you.

Somehow, incredibly, Chloe had really told him she wanted to be with him, had kissed him back just as eagerly as he’d kissed her, had wanted to sleep with him and be together after. Everything he’d been so sure he’d never get, things he’d never known to want until now.

Minutes. It had lasted only minutes before it was all torn away.

That was what he got for thinking he could ever be that happy.

“Can I help you, sir—?”

“Keys,” he snapped, the sound abruptly pulling him back to his surroundings. He was in the reception area, the valet looking startled. His shirt was still untucked and unbuttoned. “Now.”

“Can I get your name?”

He couldn’t even say it. He hated that name right now.

“Morningstar,” someone else said for him. He glanced over and saw Mandi, the person who’d first shown them to their suite. “Are you okay?”

“Just give me the keys. I’ll get it myself.”

The valet fumbled to hand them over.

The moment he’d realized everything had fallen apart kept replaying in his head as he went to find his car.

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WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hold the Wheel and Drive update 👽 Ch 4 — Dare to be Probed Chloe and Lucifer go to a UFO museum, which sparks discussions about belief and something else entirely. And dreams of abduction. archiveofourown.org/works/903351... #LuciferNetflix #LuciferFanfiction

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Der Volksverpetzer @volksverpetzer.de · 01/10/2026

"Wer schweigt, wenn die Demokratie angegriffen wird, hat sich schon für eine Seite entschieden."

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not many years later, brother and I used "we were allowed to watch the old one at home" as an argument to watch the Jeff Goldblum version at my dad's. With similar results. 🤣

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The original The Fly. We usually weren't allowed to watch horror, but I think my stepfather miscalculated and thought it wouldn't be that scary because it was old and wouldn't have elaborate special effects. Boy, was he wrong. 😂 Had nightmares about it for quite a while.

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The Fly: Vincent Price & the Spider's Web

ALT: The Fly: Vincent Price & the Spider's Web

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This rocks so hard I had to read the whole poem out loud. Immaculate final line!

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SWOLE CAT BOSS

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Highly recommend teaching your kids to do practical stuff like cooking & laundry & car maintenance & critical thinking.

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Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

His reflexes are supernaturally impressive. 🔥 Love this character forever & always. 🫶 1848 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1848 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yay, Mr 🦙 and I are also in this picture! 😆 (The hand holding the phone and the arm with the wristband on the far left. 😂)

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm probably not going to be able to do much for fics, but would anyone be interested if I share clips to celebrate #Lucitober2026? Taking it back to the start with them today with Beginning Any favorite moments from the pilot? #LuciferNetflix

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy birthday, Claudia! 🤗🎉🎉🎉🎂💕🦙

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just found out the Expanse showrunner is going to adapt the Captive's War series for tv and am cautiously happy about it! 😃 (Can't ever be fully happy abt a new show with all the bs cancellations that keep happening, but maybe this one will go well.)

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Wendy Susan @wendeckerstart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hear ye, hear ye all #Lucifans !! It is time for #Lucitober2026 😈😈 The @artdemonsco.bsky.social bring you opposite month. Let the creative juices flow!! Share your talent!! #LuciferNetflix #Luciferfanart #Luciferfanfic #Luciferfanfiction #fanart #fanfiction 📺😈 😈📖 😈🎨

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Check their profile, they posted the other day about being in the hospital.

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was like: " Hm, now I'm curious. I should dm her. BUT what if it's MY yum, too? I don't want it yucked! No, no, it's too risky..." 😆

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Such a relief to see this post, thank you for letting us know! Don't worry about fics, pls take good care of yourself! 🫂💕🦙

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At least the mosquito will also get sick! 😅 Get well soon! 🤗

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very happy to hear, was scrolling on your profile for exactly this info! 😊 Finished reading Engines of Reason the other day and the ending felt like you weren't quite done with that world yet! Enjoyed it a lot! 📖🦙

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Never consciously realized the victim is named Bruna! 😅🙈

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just told husband about it and he asked: "What's it about?" And I was so overwhelmed for a sec with EVERYTHING that happens in this fic, that I just said: "Um... Lucifer..." And he was like: 😐 (But then I told him a bit more. 😆)

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ha, I just started a reread and wanted to rec this today! What a weird coincidence! 😅

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈 @lucipaca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If there ever was horrible timing for being unwell! 😭 Hope you still get a chance to enjoy your trip.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses.

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.

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Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chapter 6 of Operation Honeymoon is up ✨💕 #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/881169...

sprig of lavender on a rolled-up towel with a heart and a candle

snippet of chapter 6:
“In this class you’ll be taking turns learning how to give your partner a simple, soothing massage. You don’t need to be an expert on technique in order to give an effective massage—for something like this, it’s all about learning how your partner responds to touch and fostering a connection in a place of trust. The goal is to provide a safe, calm environment to allow for healing and openness.”

Perfect for them.

“Doing this regularly after difficult days, or when life gets busy, or when you just want a moment to reconnect—it can make a huge difference in maintaining intimacy and affection while giving you the chance to let your walls down and rest. You’ll find that you’re better able to handle stressors, together.”

Chloe didn’t know about doing it through massage, but she wanted to have that space with him. For so long she’d held up all her walls, dealing with everything alone. Sharing it with someone… it would be nice.

Liam went on for a minute about creating the right atmosphere through a private space, calm music, and warm lighting. “Scent can help, but we want to keep it light,” he said. “Warmth is also key. Being cold during a massage is no good.”

“It mostly certainly is not,” Lucifer said under his breath.

“I would recommend running sheets or towels in the dryer beforehand if you use them, and making sure your hands are warm before you start. Who’d like to go first?”

“Me,” Lucifer said immediately. “Giving the massage, I mean.” He glanced at her, brow raised. “I always make sure my partner goes first.”

There was zero doubt as to what he meant. She felt something lurch inside.

“Okay.” Liam asked Chloe, “Do you want to remove the robe, or leave it on?”

She hesitated, glancing at Lucifer. This was already going to be intimate. Was taking off the robe going too far? Or would it send the wrong message not to?

His expression showed nothing of what he was thinking. Leaving the choice up to her.

Don’t overthink it.

“Off,” she said.

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