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@lucidmachine.bsky.social
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Computer upsetter. Pretend player. Pan/poly catboy. He/they.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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PlatinumMeg 🌙⭐ @platinummeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reject humanity: become SPROUT (I'm new and afraid, pls help) I'm starting Final Fantasy XIV for the first time tonight!! Time to see what everyone is so hyped about! Starting now!! www.twitch.tv/platinummeg
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Hinokodo @hinokodo.com · 02/07/2026
It's time to bring back a classic as the universal format. Small, protected, tangible, and insertable like the future we were promised. #minidisc
the miru soundtrack on mini disc
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Dr. Redfern "Red" Barrett @redfernbarrett.com · 03/07/2026
Before you get snobbish about e-readers, remember that they allow large text for those with sight disabilities, alternate fonts for those with dyslexia, and can be laid down flat for those lacking mobility in their hands. That last point is especially helpful for me right now. Go e-readers!
A photo of a table on which lie an e-reader, cup of coffee, and Redfern’s hand in a brace.
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PlatinumMeg 🌙⭐ @platinummeg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🍁 HAPPENING NOW!! 🍁 (the line for poutine was long) www.twitch.tv/platinummeg
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PlatinumMeg 🌙⭐ @platinummeg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Alooo!! It's...so hot...just like these French baguettes... 🥖 (save me from this heat wave 🫠) More Clair Obscur: Expedition 33!! Starting now!! www.twitch.tv/platinummeg
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PlatinumMeg 🌙⭐ @platinummeg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🫎 What's this? A Canada Day stream featuring lots of cool Canadian goods and a fun Canada quiz show?! Come see me show off tons of fun stuff from the place I call home AND see how much my American friends know about Canada!! I'm so excited!!
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Danny THEE Himbo @br00taldan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
ATTN: ALL MEN It’s 2026 Use your MASCULINE TESTICLES and start calling out OTHER MEN WHO ARE RACIST MISOGYNSTIC PRICKS who weren’t raised with an ounce of decorum or are too UGLY to learn past high school BECAUSE THEY PEAKED WAY TOO EARLY and hold onto what they can
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
it is so funny to me that of all the things i have ever posted about art, the most controversial take WITHOUT QUESTION is when i say that the best thing you can do if you want a career as an artist is to be KIND to your peers. folks get SO upset by that one, which i think is unfortunately telling
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026
very important video please watch
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I don't know why but I saw an "Alliance to destroy Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" flag yesterday
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
So proud to announce my collaboration on "Pumpkin Spice" a cozy, magical TTRPG, published by #AcheronGames Check it out on BackerKit (link in bio) and discover all the amazing perks of backing! Pour yourself a cup of tea and enjoy the vibe!🪴🍵 #PumpkinSpiceRPG
Cover for Pumpkin Spice a TTRPG showing a witch pouring coffee in a pumpkin spice coffee cup.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH ICE CREAM

No Ice
Cream
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*mike ehrmantraut breaking bad* "We had a good gaming chat app, you stupid son of a bitch! We had streaming. We had custom emotes. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've sat on your hands, collected e-simp Nitro gifts and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be a publicly-traded social media app. If you'd maintained your app, known your place in the market, we'd all be fine right now."
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You may be tempted to roll your eyes and say that this was obvious, but there is a substantive difference between pointing out there is a slippery slope and having solid evidence that Ring's CEO is planning to expand Search Party beyond lost pets. Kudos to 404 Media.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/01/2026
ICE agents not being able to handle ice in Minneapolis, set to Yakety Sax. It’s beautiful 🥲
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
when someone asks what r my hobbies and everything i say starts with "i used to"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
that one buckaroo on october first
cover of THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY featuring buckaroo taking off his shirt with a smile next to him is another shirtless bud with a pumpkin for a head
ladybuck in coffee shop with red hair and not wearing much, there is sentient cup of pumpkin spice latte next to her it is cover of book THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED ‘BASICNESS’ OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES
cover of MY HOUSE IS HANDED BY THIS HAUNTED HOUSE AND HE POUNDS MY BUTT featuring a buckaroo with no shirt in a scary old house and next to him is a smaller sentient house that is glowing
ladybuck in sweater and no pants standing in a forest in front of a log cabin there is a living raindrop next to her the title is PETRICHOR IS A LESBIAN AND SHE GETS ME OFF IN A COZY WAY DURING A MUCH NEEDED RAINSTORM
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
*neck arteries cable management*
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i love cats like meow meow meow you're so right bro I fw that
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
currently a subscriber to @aftermath.site and @hellgatenyc.com and I’m looking forward to supporting more! There’s also @hearingthingsco.bsky.social , @boltsmag.org , @marisakabas.bsky.social and of course I’m a little biased but @rascal.news and @roguesite.bsky.social are also pretty cool too 😎
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
New Episode of Pat's Labor! Come for the thoughtful world building, stay for the biting satire! www.rogue.site/podcasts/pat...
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Pat's Labor Episode 02: Longshot
Another thing we discovered in this episode is that Patlabor is funny as hell.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2025
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
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DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Microsoft mandates return to office claims Teams and all remote work solutions are inferior

Imagine being on the Teams team and getting a team Teams call that your team needs to work on Teams onsite because working on Teams on Teams isn't a good way to work in teams
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
everything will prob be okay but i gotta freak out first
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
[Alien family passing Earth] *door lock noise*
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Rogue @rogue.site · 12/09/2025
We welcomed 400 new members to Rogue.site this past week. Thank you to everyone who shared, subscribed, or pledged their support. For more highlights of what went on at Rogue this week, consider becoming a free member to receive our newsletter. www.rogue.site/email/02484c...
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Rogue Roundup for Sept. 12, 2025
Rogue's second week was a whirlwind of activity. We published a bunch of new stuff, Cass enlightened us on the intricacies of haters and losers theory on our podcast, and we hosted our first-ever Redd...
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Brutalist Buttplug.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Therapist: and how does that make you feel?

"I am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one that I would normally comment the word "mood" on?"
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www.SpookyAsianClub.com @spookyasianclub.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
🚨Episode 9 is LIVE!🚨 and it's the Season 1 FINALE! Join @br00taldan.bsky.social and @bananachangames.bsky.social as they jump into YOUR spooky stories 🎙️ Listen + Download here: www.spookyasianclub.com 🍎 Apple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... 📻 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7fyZ...
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Banana Chan 🔜 Portland Retro Gaming Expo @bananachangames.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Nice.
Text says 6.9k followers
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
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Danny THEE Himbo @br00taldan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Holding my stuffies like men hold fish in pictures 🎣 happy pride 🌈
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jetpacksandrollerskates @jetpax.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
And we are back with more silly #cat illustrations. This would make a fun shirt or something. #illustration #art #design #graphicdesign #cartoon #videogame
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Banana Chan 🔜 Portland Retro Gaming Expo @bananachangames.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No one: what’s your go to market strategy Me: crying
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elven levi 🧝 | CW: the fellowship of the ring @njsleviathan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
girlkeep gasboss gatelight
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Danny THEE Himbo @br00taldan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Someone at my gym said “u definitely aren’t little” after I did a set of bicep curls and I think that means I deserve some pork belly tonight ! anyways happy flex 💪🏼 Fridays my babes, bubs and buns
Danny flexing on a mirror with a shirt that says “daddy’s little meatball”Danny flexing in a mirror with his tongue out with a shirt that says “daddy’s little meatball”
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Iantos @iantos.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Another day, another conversation with the press team where I explain that I did not give the quote in that story and the whole thing is AI slop. This happens once every few weeks now.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/07/2025
Every. dang. day.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 15/07/2025
With a heavy heart, I have to remind everyone that Kubernetes v1.30 Uwubernetes is now EOL. If you are still running on v1.30, please upgrade your clusters uwu 👉👈😔
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
When you realize she never actually wanted you to teach her how to install Linux
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