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Kwisatz Haterade

@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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From the US, living in Ireland. 🏳️‍⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged. Plural system 💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social 🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus and cognitohazard ❤️‍🔥 Gally: along for the ride & less frequently: ☄️Enna, 🟣Karla, ⚙️Justice, 🪨Simon

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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 5h
Holy shit they finally made a second one
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CeSHRIEKna MaSCAREie 🕷️🏳️‍⚧️ @thelibraryces.northsky.social · 8h
You're going to have wait your turn, mystery plague. We're full up on apocalypses right now.
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(Evil) Juno 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 16h
new "new alignment chart just dropped" just dropped
Tumblr post by user cloudofbutterflies: "new alignment chart just dropped" then an image of a 4 quadrant alignment chart with x axis "pathetic (kicked puppy) to pathetic (wet cat)" and y axis "covered in blood (victim) to covered in blood (murderer)"
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 16h
Transmasc Agent Smith, laying on a deserted subway platform after just being climaxed inside of raw: "You're empty 😈" Transfem Neo, who downloaded 128gb of estradiol directly into her own posterior cortex and hasn't been able to produce ejaculate since: "So are you 😎"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
YOU THERE, DYSPHORIC TRANS WOMAN! go get your $20 ffs (eyebrows threaded) again.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"what if a man was large" is a conceit that transcends genre
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫂🫂
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just got back from a hawk walk. so that was pretty incredible. there are shitloads of photos I'll post when I get access to them. 😁
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is the first one of these "the alarm must be raised" pieces that actually makes sense, largely because he says something obvious: no one at the company has any clue about how safety engineering works
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Tyler @tylercolp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
someone is going to have doom running on a dress by next week (via: x.com/bagel_bucket...)
A screenshot of an X post by the user bagel_bucket. Two screenshots of a dress made in Dressmaker have a very detailed aurora borealis design on them in blues and greens.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
morning
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s okay to be sad. It’s okay to need help, and to ask for it. It’s okay to cry and run naked through the woods. It’s okay to take a small number of hostages if your demands are reasonable and you treat them well. It’s okay to learn and grow from the experience, and take better hostages tomorrow.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Chuck Groenink @cgroenink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sparrowhawk at the school of wizardry on Roke after his accident with the shadow.
A drawing of a young Sparrowhawk with his otak in his hood in front of a mural of a dragon.
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Urgently need help getting my cell phone service turned back on today. I only need half of the current balance to restore service, it already includes fees I think. Please boost, thank you so much 🖤 🖤 🖤 V: @marghoul CA: $helpmarghoul
Screenshot from a cell phone provider application that says payment is due October 18 current balance is $388.18 the next bill will be ready October 30 your payment is overdue the current balance includes the past due amount and late fee fees for the last billImportant account alert! Your service has been interrupted for non-payment, this includes suspension of outbound calling, text and data services, with the exception of 911 service. To restore service, please pay off your unpaid balance in full today via
A $20 per
line reconnect fee will be assessed on your next bill. Please disregard this message if you have already paid to restore your service.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.
Two manga frames of a girl with hair that looks like cat ears at the sides, one of her real pointy ears sticking out from behind her side bangs. Her eyes are slit like a cats, and also has big tears on them. She's slamming a large empty transparent beer-glass onto a surface in front of her, two other empty glasses on the other side of her, fist clenched on the table. Her face is red and she has her mouth open, a single small fang visible.The second frame is shorter and at the bottom, a closeup of her red face, tears in the tears in her eyes wider.Speech bubbles say "I did... my besht..!", that is, a slurred pronounciation of a desperate "I did my best."
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If modern kids were exposed to a remaster of Puni Puni Poemy they would spontaneously combust. It'd be like that joke tweet about a Victorian child eating a dorito.
Puni Puni Poemy
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sabrina, ghastly cyberdoll @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
babe wake up new dilator just dropped
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh definitely, yes.
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Silmerion @throwsare.cheap · 30/09/2026
An all-timer
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Eeek Polybius Unum @striderhlc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And, when they needed him most, he vanished
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Magnet Man Animation: Mega Man Arena Trophy
Alt: Magnet Man Animation: Mega Man Arena Trophy
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It did absolutely _tank_ my alcohol tolerance though. I'm a terribly cheap date these days.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
E hasn't done this for me and goddamn I wish it would.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're still around and still alive, just really busy right now. Have what should be a nice relaxing weekend planned, then Monday getting a mattress and bed delivered to the new place finally and then just a million more things to do yaaaayy.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oooh sparkly!
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⚞ Drúin Ardenn of the Pathway ⚟ @ndm-raven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🔮 [ Nathan ] #AEW If I have 1/1000ths the impact on people in my life that Benjamin Satterley apparently had on the people who knew him, I will have lived a good life. Make the world a better place, while you can. Even if that means being a Bastard. PAC, a legend, always and forever.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It does get better. I don't feel it nearly as often anymore. But yeah. 🫂
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last day. I still have a fairly significant chunk left. :-/
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
Felt kinda cute or whateva
Tess in one of her rave outfits for a metal show, smdh. She's wearing layers of pink and blue and mesh and dangly bits and iridescent fairy wings for no discernible reason other than it was fun and you can't stop herA picture of the fit in the venue bathroomA picture in the hotel bathroom you can properly see that she's got little pearl starburst pasties under her sheer shirtHer hair with blue extensions in it
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Top left panel: Julian Bashir and Garak are together in the cockpit of a runabout. Bashir turns to Garak and says, "I must admit I'm getting rather excited for the spooky season!"

Top right panel: Garak looks up from his panel in confusion and asks, "The 'spooky' season?"

Middle left panel: Bashir fully turns in his seat to face Garak as he answers, "Well, it's an old Earth tradition where we sort of celebrate things that scare us."

Middle right panel: Garak gives the doctor a reproving sort of look and says, "What a bizarre concept."

Bottom left panel: Bashir adds as an addendum, "Though, mainly it's just an excuse for people to get together and dress slutty."

Bottom right panel: Suddenly, Garak's face lights up with wonder and he says, "You have piqued my interest."
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6bg @6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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yorick @helloyorick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love how transparent they are about how AI gives them information ecosystem control to spread messaging aligned with their political goals, and that's deeply desirable for population control, with the side effect of destroying all of our structures of information integrity and trust as a bonus.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫂
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's like if Robert Jordan had 200% more introspection and an anthropology doctorate."
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oooof do I feel everyy part of that sometimes.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gnight bskies. we're all doin our best. 💗
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 29/09/2026
[jason-got-it.jpg]

michael: third way figured it out? *third way?* this is a real low point. yeah, this one hurts.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get a tgirl to cum is like mechs in Lancer. It's actually pretty straightforward if you're familiar with the equipment but every so often you find one that's been on too many unlisted bulletin boards and now you can only "make her gun fire" by imagining the name of god as a perfect cube
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
urgh.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the actual tapdancing fuck
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Coco 🌸🔞 @tiptaphooves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I dont have 5 to 7 women showing up to my funeral claiming to be my wife then I'd like to ask all my friends a favor
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