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Alan of All Trades

@alanofalltrades.bsky.social
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Professional Game Master | Writer of Sundry Stuff | He/They/It | Neurodivergent as Hell (ADHD, Anxiety, Depression) | Citizen of a Second World Country | Polyam

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 4h
You ever think how much Gary Gygax told on himself making a setting with a Lawful Good god of light and inflexibility, who treats all other faiths as hostile (including other Good ones) AND a literal god of bigotry who's Lawful NEUTRAL? Or are you normal D&D?
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Keegan Peter 🏳️‍⚧️ @keeganpeter.bsky.social · 14h
It's October, perfect time for a story with lycanthropes and evil cults. The Coyote's Pack 🐺 Fantasy western 🤠 T4T gay romance 🏳️‍⚧️ #booksky #lgbtq+ #t4t www.amazon.com/Coyote-Pack-...
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The Coyote Pack: Peter, Keegan, Swenka, Melissa, Ochoa, Juan: 9798246798010: Amazon.com: Books
The Coyote Pack [Peter, Keegan, Swenka, Melissa, Ochoa, Juan] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Coyote Pack
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a nightmare, we've been crying since we learned
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the biggest proof of the Strange New Worlds writing stuff Not Quite Getting It is how they just finished season 4 and they still haven't introduced Doctor McCoy.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the biggest proof of the Strange New Worlds writing stuff Not Quite Getting It is how they just finished season 4 and they still haven't introduced Doctor McCoy.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In general, I prefer my movie adaptations to be true to the text... unless I really don't like the text and/or agree it would be very funny to screw with the fans of the original. Therefore, Greta Gerwig can do no wrong with Narnia if you ask me.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In general, I prefer my movie adaptations to be true to the text... unless I really don't like the text and/or agree it would be very funny to screw with the fans of the original. Therefore, Greta Gerwig can do no wrong with Narnia if you ask me.
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Magnolia Keep @magnoliakeep.itch.io · 21/09/2026
From the brilliant mind of Magnolia Keep comes a high-octane review of Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3! Blending Dino Crisis, Puzzle Quest, and Super Metroid shouldn't work as well as it does, but this game is glorious and I highly recommend it. magnoliakeep.blogspot.com/2026/09/cree...
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Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3: A Game for Lovers
At the end of my review of the original HuniePop (HuniePop 2 review coming eventually I promise) I mentioned I didn't really have a l...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I rolled too high and skipped parts of the mystery. It's like cocaine. This most useful to a Marvel story Terror has been in over twenty years.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Greta Gerwig casting Meryl Streep as Jesus is actually so funny
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🦄Syd Fish 🦈 @shadefish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most DND 5e diehards delude themselves into thinking that they aren’t here for the fun violence and it’s like babe your whole story is constructed around the use of violence. Your rules are only built for enabling violence. Get with the program just say you like swing the sword kill the man!
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inFamousHero @khanlusa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The conversation around Dustborn aged me approximately 6 million years, so of course I had to make a nearly two hour long video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaUw...
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You Were Lied To About This Game
YouTube video by Khanlusa
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My third spiciest TTRPG take is that trad games grew beyond the need for the Ranger class a while ago. It's meandering mess of themes and half-assed inspirations (is it an Aragorn class? A Drizzt class? A Dirty Man of the Woods class?) that should be replaced by more woodsy options in other classes.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is what I mean when I say I'm gonna enjoy being 40
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Doc "Who ya gonna call?" Bustos (they/them) @doc-coyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kinda wild how Magic called the Pinkertons on an influencer over a mistake on their end just a couple years ago and yet all these influencers are still jumping at the chance to maybe be the next one who gets an agency called on them.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is an absolutely beautiful day to be a hater
A February 2026 announcement from Hasbro, the owner/operators of Dungeons and Dragons, that they're partnering Warner-Discovery to create Harry Potter products and content. It is a multi-year partnership.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It finally hit me it's my birthday on Sunday. I don't like that. It's not about the aging, it's general anxiety and realization that the past year really sucked.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every discord has an Omelas child. Sometimes its the mods, sometimes its just a random user. But it's still an Omelas child.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Blues Brothers are no longer opening for Ed Sheeran
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Blues Brothers Iconic Energetic Dance Performance
Alt: Blues Brothers dancing wildly on stage
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you @uk-dawg.bsky.social for finding it!
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Moral arc of the fandom bends towards toothless "wholesome" queerness
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Moral arc of the fandom bends towards toothless "wholesome" queerness
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I miss Brawler in Pathfinder 2E. Monk just doesn't hit the same. Literally.
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doubledhalo.bsky.social @doubledhalo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rocko!? Rocko's Basilisk!? He's a rock!
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Elmo Meme: Elmo's Intense Stare
Alt: Elmo from Sesame Street doing an intense, disbelieving stare towards the camera while his friend talks about her pet rock, Rocko.
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 11/09/2026
I just released a new, free, system agnostic playbook called "The Cuck"! darlingdemoneclipse.itch.io/cuck
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The Cuck by Darling Demon Games
A system agnostic playbook
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Suicide prevention month and C-ptsd awareness month 🧵
Text that reads; "this month is suicide prevention month and C-ptsd awareness month"
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
While trying for a Cake That's Good For You (oat flour, vegan protein powder, the whole nine yards) I was only able to achieve Bad Cake. Disappointed beyond measure.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Magnolia Keep @magnoliakeep.itch.io · 10/09/2026
From the brilliant mind of Magnolia Keep comes a high-octane post about GMing! In most games, the role of GM/facilitator/referre comes with some form of prep work outside of the session proper. If that stops being fun for you, it's worth examining why. magnoliakeep.blogspot.com/2026/09/gmin...
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Prepping Should Be Fun, Too
This blog post started, like so many do, as me getting mad at a YouTuber. This YouTuber shall remain nameless, because they are dumb a...
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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are the sons and daughters of the men Nintendo didn't hire
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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A black and white photograph shows the writer Kurt Vonnegut seated in a garden environment. T
He are wearing a light-colored button-up shirt underneath a textured cardigan. He has short hair and a mustache. His arms are resting on their torso, with fingers interlaced. In the background, there are blurred plants and leaves, suggesting a garden or outdoor setting. Below the photograph is a black rectangular section containing white text.

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A person seated in a garden, wearing a cardigan, with arms interlaced.

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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
~Kurt Vonnegut
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I had space to even start to think about grief
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The take on Klingons that John M. Ford had in two novels and the FASA RPG. With fusion races, Thought Admirals, and deep love of strategy games.
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Having a deeply middle-aged moment with my knee today
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What is consciousness? What is sentience? These are philosophical question that have been asked since the dawn of time. How lucky we are to live in a time where 7 people in Northern California realised the answer is “being able to predict the most statistically significant next word in a sentence”
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't think I'm being especially iconoclastic when I say I'm tired of the remakes, reimaginings, and other reissues. Perceive something new. Or maybe even something old, warts and all. The Endless Now needs to stop.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 08/09/2026
Art by • Sanjulián
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love that I never played Ocarina of Time and will continue this trend in the future
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am at "futilely rage at the inherent injustice of the world" stage of my depression. Definitely gonna take a step back for a bit.
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BasiliskOnline🦎 @basiliskonline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
mike pondsmith in the 90s writing Cyberpunk 2020: i created the concept of Cyberpsychosis as a cautionary tale about losing one's humanity through contact with technology openAI: at long last, we have created the Cyberpsychosis from famous role-playing game Don't Get Cyberpsychosis, Idiot
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A black and white photo of Colin Baker as the 6th Doctor in Blackpool with 4 women dressed in pulp sci fi costumes as if at a convention and Colin has his arms wide open with a giant open mouthed smile some of them have punk hair Doctor Who
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Alan of All Trades @alanofalltrades.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The version from Superman Smashes the Klan. Really. Gene Luen Yang just GETS Clark. And Gurihiru art is amazing.
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