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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 4h
Find the 7 Red Coins That Aren't Hidden Behind the Evil Sentient Piano, Bowser's a Sick Fuck for That One
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 6h
Opening the front camera by accident:
Opening the front camera by accident:
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 04/09/2026
It's not hard to grasp why they chose this design. People would be much less likely to use it if the essential uncertainty of its output were integrated into the output itself. That's why these are fundamentally deceptive products. They don't work _at all_ without base dishonesty.
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 04/09/2026
Imagined if LLM products like Google's "AI Overview" were trained to hedge everything they say with words like "might", "maybe", "possibly", etc. This is 100% feasible to do with an LLM, and the output would be objectively more accurate as a result, due to the essential nature of the technology.
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 6h
Once again reposting the meme I made about this.
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 9h
Save me from fuckin liberals, please. Goddamn.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh, you need your precious Chatbot to help you be creative? These freaks made a giant, tactile troll by hand that has taken up residence as my new sleep paralysis demon, born of their own sick minds.” The best review I’ve ever received. 😭🤌🏼
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit they finally made a second one
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
trans people, you need to live long enough to piss on the bodies of those who tried to kill you. then keep living
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no movie has ever movies this hard holy fuck lmao
directed by ray blanchard
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🔮 they call it dilator because when u have a pussy u wanna die later not sooner
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, I miss when this place was almost exclusively cool trannies. I'm so tired of police dickriders and pro-genocide freaks showing up on the feed
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praisefrith.bsky.social @praisefrith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The u.s. collapsing would be the best possible thing for the rest of the world and health of the planet
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yes. Make cops more miserable. Make em hate ever minute they do this shit :) god I love it when cops suffer
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope this smug evil motherfucker hasn't had a peaceful night's sleep since the first heinous war crime he committed. Why the fuck are people glazing this piece of shit? Is it purely because it's just been downhill from there? I know Trump is even worse but the rose colored glasses are absurd
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 03/10/2026
for a game called ace combat, a lot of women really wanna fuck the planes
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 26/10/2025
if the old shawarma man can understand im a dog, so can anyone else
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It baffles me that chain pharmacies straight up -close- for half an hour mid day. Don't get me wrong, I want all the employees to have a lunch break and get time off their feet, but you want me to believe that CVS can't solve the logistics problem of staggered coverage?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Calliope @cummster-dumpster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mating breeding sex sex sex just wanna be pinned down and fucked stupid...
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anaïs sketch I did a little while ago that I never posted
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 29/09/2026
Nobody's life is worth more than anyone else's. *remembers that some tgirls get wet when you call them disposable snuffbait* It's complicated though. There are a lot of really nuanced situations.
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
banjo kazooie nuts & bolts sequel: banjo kazooie orchi & hole
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@studionyxie.art did this for me the other day :3 I have the nice bruises still
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obviously bdsm is great but sometimes you do just want to have a nice dinner with another woman and then spend several hours making each other cum until neither of you can stand up anymore
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mechsplo Dril tweets, add your own.
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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Kill-i Nyx [BJFA] 🏳️‍⚧️🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @lilinyx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Good book can change your life" meme but it's WARHOUND making the men into hounded transfems with muzzles (and a catgirl because sometimes mechsplo doesn't make hounds)
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a friend of a friend -- give if you can!
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 25/09/2026
mc escher is old news, have you seen shinjuku station maps
A neon wireframe of Shinjuku Station hangs in a black-violet void. Purple streets stretch toward the horizon above a white-and-cyan knot of platforms, tunnels, and intersecting passages. Corridors cross themselves, divide, and return at heights that no longer agree. The streets describe a flat city; the station beneath them describes something considerably larger. There are no solid walls, only the exposed edges of an interior that has escaped its building. In the upper-right corner, a small control panel offers checkboxes for floors 4F through B3, suggesting that the geometry might become possible again if enough of it were hidden.An English-labelled map of Shinjuku Station compresses an impossible building into a deceptively tidy arrangement of pastel platforms and passages. Parallel tracks resemble the rungs of several ladders laid through one another. Beige concourses bend around them, change elevation at tiny staircases, and emerge on the wrong side of their own walls. B7F lies near the top of the page; B1F spreads through several apparently unrelated interiors. Yellow labels repeatedly promise an exit: West Gate, Central West Gate, JR Central West Gate. Each belongs to a different understanding of west. A bright red ShinjukuStation.com logo presides over the diagram with the confidence of a place that has never had to leave itself.An intricate blue-ink drawing unfolds Shinjuku Station into an impossible architectural dissection. Orange, lavender, pale-blue, green, and pink passages weave between banks of railway platforms, diving beneath streets and resurfacing inside structures that should be outside the station. Stairways stitch together overlapping planes. Buildings stand along the edges of the cutaway, but the deeper the drawing goes, the less certain it becomes which space contains which. Tiny Japanese annotations patiently catalogue the contradiction. A smaller explanatory diagram occupies the lower-left corner, offering another station inside the drawing of the station. The white paper between the corridors could be daylight, solid ground, or further rooms.An exploded diagram of Shibuya Station arranges disconnected floors in white space like an Escher staircase equipped with public amenities. Platforms and concourses hover above one another, linked by dense flights of stairs, sloping escalators, and blue elevator shafts. The labels descend from 3F to B5F, although height appears to be negotiated separately in each part of the image. Several places claim to be B1F. Patches labelled “ground level” occur partway through the machinery. Red accessible routes trace a meticulous course through the impossible structure, passing toilets, ticket machines, and numbered exits. The legend at the bottom explains every symbol except how to get outside.
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my petty annoyance every two weeks. I go to pay the water bill on my city's website. I click "Pay my Bill" and it opens a new tab. Then I click "Log in to Customer Portal" and it opens ANOTHER new tab. I should not have to go through three nested tabs to pay the water bill lmao
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/01/2024
i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I had a hot tub to soak innnnn
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So true
A picture of some slices of bologna on a plate, and the text says, "bologna is just hotdogs for people who like pancakes"
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girls only erection club
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just sharing this
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 24/09/2026
nonbinary hotel..
a hotel with a big wall painted with diamonds and triangles in the exact colors of the nonbinary pride flag
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final girl austin @8kbps.com · 23/09/2026
liberals resolve the cognitive dissonance between their civility fetish and being rebuked for inaction by deciding that all leftists are secretly freaks
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anyone have any recommendations for a board game database/discussion site that's /not/ the one big name everyone knows? I really wanna look up some board game stuff without giving clicks to transphobes
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