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of course she pulls my head away before my thirst is completely slaked, my hair falling in my face and sticking to my lips as I look up at her pitifully she can't let me think I'm powerful enough to hunt my own quarry - I only get leftovers

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

okay this does kinda work with random word generators questioning is just communicationplay for poets

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

robotgirl relationship with a problematic age gap of 315360000000 ms

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

the fix for this (and every other time issue) was to convert to milliseconds since midnight January 1, 1970... of course

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

I'm so fucking glad I abandoned my teaching career when I did, that dude would have for sure killed himself by now

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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gay gooner gamerson

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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gay gonah gameson

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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me every time I see a new coworker "Howdy, thought of joining the Union?" Everyone of my colleagues will be part of the union.

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

okay this does kinda work with random word generators questioning is just communicationplay for poets

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 29/09/2026

playing kink mad libs [verb]ing is just [noun]play for [noun]s

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

I just destroyed half of a baguette and a bowl of soup but still feel like shit

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

I'm starting a campaign to abolish timezones, leap years, leap seconds, daylight saving time, and probably time itself

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

I FUCKING HATE WORKING WITH DATETIME AND THIS PLATFORM MAKES IT WORSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SWAPPED THE DAY AND MONTH AROUND BETWEEN THE OUTPUT YOU CREATED AND THE INPUT YOU INGESTED???

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

the work egg has started using a non-standard heart react on Teams this is not a drill

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

if you haven't done the required reading for this scene you're not gonna understand the symbiotic relationship between the antgirl and the aphidgirl let alone the parasitic relationship between them and the plantgirl

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 28/09/2026

sloppy 69 tonite 👀 sloppy 69 tonite queen?? sloppy 69 tonite 👀

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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 27/09/2026

it's so fucking embarrassing to let your phone run out of battery "can you text my wife?" "please can you Google that for me?" "I'm a fucking idiot that can't look after the tamagotchi that runs my life"

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