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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New peccadillo just dropped

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if Ryan Day loses this game he's gonna dye his eyes black

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This must be that classic sense of humor @warren.senate.gov was mentioning.

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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

oh thank god finally a pausa de hidratación i haven't had any water for two solid days

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

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Bootsy Spankins, P.I. @bootsyspankinspi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The only good thing to come from social media is the firsthand revelation that every billionaire is a dick-drooling moron.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Zohran can only afford Knicks tickets in the upper reaches of Madison Square Garden for the Eastern Conference Finals because he doesn’t pay rent while living in Gracie Mansion, I yell to my empty penthouse apartment that my adult children have refused to visit for the last 7 Thanksgivings.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Alix Earle, Sneako, Clavicular, Pelle Larsson, real curtains for Zoosha hours on the timeline.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

It must be so sick to get your penalties offset by embellishment calls and have that only ever work in your favor.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Arch needs to get his Warby Parker ass back in the optometrist’s chair because he can’t read coverage for shit

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.

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martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

This entire article is 100% bangers.

In June of this year, I wanted to put the truck through its paces. The Rubicon is a very famous, 22-mile, off-road trail, and it usually takes two to three days. We decided to try to be the first EV truck and Cybertruck to cross the Rubicon. We built out the truck, I think we spent about $50,000 kitting out the car, and then we went.

So three days into the trip, we were only five miles into the trail.

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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

SIR!!! Thank you.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

All the money in the world and Texas decided they didn’t need to bring any offensive linemen in over the summer. Although in the coaching staff’s defense, this unit is offensive.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Leave Kyle Flood in Gainesville

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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

In Austin: KEYE (Sinclair) and KXAN (Nexstar)

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Remembering “death panels” for no particular reason

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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

it must be so easy and freeing to think of politics as an academic discourse that does not effect you or anyone you know ever

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

This also applies to one M. Cuban.

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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Getting crossfaded (having a numbing cough drop after taking a Benadryl)

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

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Zach @zwal93.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

lol, lmao even

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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

if there are going to be prisons in the United States, then playing absolutely any part in the deportation of a child in cancer treatment—right down to the motherfucker who drove them to the airfield instead of quitting his job—has to be what puts you into one

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

OKC fans are annoying af but dammit if they don’t wear the shirts. Looks great in that arena.

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Nico Harrison would like a word

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Didn’t they used to say “tonight’s matchup between [whoever] and your Dallas Mavericks?” Re-watching Wednesday’s game and missed that they pointedly said “OUR Dallas Mavericks.” I guess it’s fair since we made the AAC into a road arena. #firenico

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

New dad achievement unlocked: opening the door to the wife’s car, finding half a bag of goldfish, and excitedly saying “ooh hoo hoo, jackpot.”

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Alex @longtalltexan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

If Nico Harrison has no haters then I’m dead

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/03/2025

happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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