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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you know he's stocking up on that green herb

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

you can tell Frodo was the strongest-willed because if my uncle ever made this face, me and my fellowship would have beat him to death with hammers

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

me, still, 25 years later, every time someone dies extra hard in a movie

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker as Detectives Lee and Carter in the outtakes of 2001's Rush Hour 2. they are looking out a broken hotel window, to the street below. Chris Tucker is saying "He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3". This is a humorous break in the fourth wall and did not make it into the final cut of the movie. that would imply LAPD Detective James Carter was aware he is in the fictional cinematic universe of a Hollywood feature film. this is not canon, as such forbidden knowledge would surely render him insane, cursed to speak in unknowable tongues long forgotten by civilizations older than our own. he tries to scream "do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" but alas, we cannot

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

crazy how one guy ruined the name Dracula

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

September 30th / October 1

ET the extra terrestrial, holding up the one glowing finger that looks like a cigarette. he's gonna smoke his own finger. do it, ET!

ET lying in a river, looking dead. he's all pale like old dogshit. the way his head is turned, I'm actually not sure if he's on his back or face down. this is what happens when you smoke finger cigarettes. not even once.

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works: O = it's Off I = It's on

a black switch with one side labeled O and the other labeled I. the I is depressed

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you ever have trouble telling left from right, just look at a keyboard R = resting over here on the left side L = lying over here on the right side

a standard qwerty computer keyboard, with the R and L keys circled

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

they call it an "edible" because when I take one, that's what every object in my line of sight becomes

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

me: *groggy* where- [TV blinks on] Jigsaw: the pipe bomb in your grandfather's chest will detonate unless you can explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts to him. you have 5 minutes

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

when I'm two seconds into naming all the presidents and a horse kicks me in the head

Billy Joel in the music video for We Didn't Start the Fire. he's sitting at a table with flames behind him, wearing sunglasses. he's singing "Harry Truman, Doris Day"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Ash: did I catch 'em all? doctor: *reading test results* sadly, yes

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is a fine group, I’m sure, but an appeal to “your therapist” as your anti-AI message assumes access to the very thing people are so desperately lacking. Care is expensive and isolation is ordinary. Capitalism leaves people desperate for connection, then sells them a simulation of it.

An ad on a subway for an anti-AI action group:

YOU WON'T TELL YOUR THERAPIST.
BUT YOU'LL TELL AI?
STOP THE AI DRIFT.
Learn more at itsnotyouits.ai

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 29/09/2026

Ted Lasso is a <parautilitarian / person of power / friend> whose mere presence is <infectious / altering / improving> to anyone caught in his orbit

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I muted my TV during ads and now there's a warrant for my arrest in Roku City

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only good videogame thing of the last decade is Bandai Namco hiring Brian Cox to recap Tekken lore

Brian Cox saying Heihachi threw
Kazuya off this cliff...

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.

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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026

There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

drunk me: I should text my ex and eat an entire pizza high me: we are all made of the same stuff as stars, thus every human interaction is as significant as a collision between two galaxies, destructive, unstoppable and infinitely beautiful. I should eat this entire pizza

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[tickling pilot] C’mon, lemme me fly the plane

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

first attempt at water, I think the errant dog hairs stuck to the pastel are a nice touch

An oil pastel drawing of ocean waves and a craggy cliff in the foreground

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/08/2025

ME: Hey man, I'm sure you get this all the time, but my kids love you and it'd mean the world to them if you could just do a little bit. Not even the whole thing, just, you know, make their day. CRAZY FROG: Ah, heh, I don't really -- that was a long time ago

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

everybody's jerkin' for the weekend (which our forebears fought hard for)

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

damn Smokey, that's all you had to say

fire safety poster with Smokey Bear and some other woodland creatures. the text says "Be careful, there are babes in the forest"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope somebody got fired for this

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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

you are a human being not a human doing. stop doing so much shit. you can just be for a bit

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 20/01/2025

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch a Nazi :)

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a guy

painting of a succulent in a little pot and there’s a cartoon caterpillar thing on it chilling

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Paul Bunyan seeing the statue of liberty across the country, howling like a wolf and sprinting at her on all fours, furrowing the grand canyon into existence with his boner

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

pennywise turning around to find another, spookier storm drain with your face popping up

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

for someone with such a love for the halfling's leaf, my roommate really needs to learn how to chill

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome

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