in my day, Portal wasn't a standalone game, it was just tossed in as an afterthought to the Orange Box, which had 4 other games, except 3 of those games were 1 game, and you got all 5 games for less than the price of a game now, and they took place in a shared universe but were different genres and-
![Connor O'Malley in the I Think You Should Leave sketch where he sees a bumper sticker that says "honk if you're horny" and can't stop himself from honking because he is, in fact, horny. so horny his stomach hurts. we've all been there, right fellas? anyway he's honking his car horn and the subtitle reads [car horn honking continuously]. he looks upset. distraught. have you ever seen a person so horny? no? then perhaps you have not lived. when Lightning McQueen honks his horn, is that him cumming? imagine climbing into him and just mashing the horn like it's his prostate until he blacks out and drives into a brick wall](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:beiiaeloytmexw6pnt5u7eht/bafkreidgarrh5u2h4o73xuuym253onl3fp7a65gq64ud523rb5lzvp3lzi)
