Reposted by lizzing🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One day you stand up and it's the last time ever that you don't make old man noises when you stand up 4689
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Boy I sure wish good things would happen. I’m v over all the bad things happening. 001
Reposted by lizzing👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163463178
Reposted by lizzingeliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just learned this today 6868433723
Reposted by lizzingChris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am fucking wheezing right now 442096492
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My expectations are low! The “civilians” are influencers 000
Reposted by lizzingalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026stop 273136639
Reposted by lizzingFrightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024this is the only picture I have of my father 251488267
Reposted by lizzingAndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally. 482880707
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026God bless America, land of the lettuce that gives you explosive diarrhea and the home of the lemonade that kills you 161
Reposted by lizzingbrent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell…..we’re building up to The Big One 8768
Reposted by lizzingblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video 26582502387
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@ephcee.bsky.social apparently he’s very sweet! And he has a fondness for Burkin bags 120
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026me to the dumbasses outside chanting USAstatic.klipy.comThe Princess Bride Crowd ReactionALT: The Princess Bride Crowd Reaction 010
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If this becomes another Simpsons predicted it thing istg 020
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Someone misplaced a biography of George Bush in a lending library so I put it back in its rightful place. 030
Reposted by lizzingjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/06/2026What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN. 454106713
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Oh god what if struck by lightning is how it happens. I’d even take attacked to death by wasps. 240
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If I was a narcissist I’d simple never go to a place where everyone hated me. 030
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I would move to Widows Bay in a heartbeat. A place where you can have a humble job and afford a house? Also haunted? Move over Patricia there’s a new weirdo in town. 190
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Me not remembering Stephen Miller's name: "Who's the Gargamel of the Trump administration?" 052
Reposted by lizzingfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end 5659871476
Reposted by lizzingjesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED 8140283101
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 17/05/2026There are so many ppl in my life who praise AI and tell me I’m crazy and in the minority for rejecting it. Get fucked Eric Schmidt. Get fucked AI. The people don’t want it don’t need it. 0114
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026thinking about getting into puzzles pxpuzzles.com/featured/hoc...pxpuzzles.com 000
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Why are we as a society not talking about how The Housemaid is incredible cinema. 100
lizzing @lizzing.bsky.social · 16/04/2026[outside my apartment]: hootin hollerin honking [me]: WAIT, DID IT HAPPEN????!??!?!!? 000
