jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i had a dream that greg asked me to take a picture of him “for okcupid” and i was like wtf! no!! 👿 then when i woke up greg asked me to take a picture of him “for his passport” and i got unfairly irritated about it 2100
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my manager tells me that the instagram dog she relies on to predict how the week will go indicates that it’s gonna be a bad one 1130
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i was deeply troubled by evil krusty dollstatic.klipy.comSomeone Set This Thing For EvilAlt: Someone Set This Thing For Evil 0100
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026of course said neighbor moved out shortly after i posted this and the new resident doesn’t fill the bird feeder. thinking about leaving an anonymous note or using a slingshot to fill it myself 280
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all day while i work there is this tiny face sticking out of a nest of blankets on the couch behind me occasionally whining sadly at me because i am not snuggling with her. the siren’s call… 0151
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i had a dream that we had to take ponyo to the vet bc she drank a liter of some cocktail mixer and when i looked at the label i saw it had xylitol. in my head this scenario was basically fine?? except for the xylitol (v toxic for dogs btw) 080
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i’ve cut my own bangs for oVeR 20 years now and i still managed to completely fuck them up 🤡✨✂️ u are never too old to fail miserably 181
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the disturbing # times i’ve listened to Wake Me Up When September Ends already this month is nobody’s business 020
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i will be spending the day organizing stickers by color partly to make them easier to find for use in but also because. it’s fun. and relaxing. 130
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026we watched the witches (1990) and jesus christ it was genuinely more terrifying than 99% of horror movies for adults 060
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the best part about living in new york is apples in autumn from the apple farm. i dream about them all year 🍎 151
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 02/09/2026project management is such soul sucking work bro. be nice to your PM chances are they hate what they are doing also 290
Reposted by jessicavideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ecco the dolphin: defender of the future, advert, printed on the back of space channel 5 manual for the dreamcast (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/5764/sp... 417844
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my neighbor has a bird feeder thats visible from our kitchen window and it’s the best part of my day 080
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i’ve watched 39 movies this month which is more than i watched in 2025 total lol haha 280
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this week is already so bad i need to acquire like 3 new escapist hobbies asap to deal with it 280
Reposted by jessicaMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it 18117014200
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 25/08/2026horribly sad about dolly. few people have inspired me the way she did, both as a human and a musician. she was a true genius as well as an angel. RIP 💖 i will always love you 080
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it’s nice working from home bc i can loudly exclaim stuff like “wow, kill me!” and “literally just end my life now!!” while i work without any pesky questions 3180
Reposted by jessicaYuvi @yuvi.app · 13/08/2026The English Translation for Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode is now available! Play as Vincent Valentine as he makes his way to the Shinra Mansion in this once-lost mobile spin-off game. Hacking: Yuvi Translation: turquoisehammer.bsky.social Playtesting: Odysseus Special Thanks: Shinra Archaeology 7298174
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/08/2026it should be the law that everyone has to read the same book as me while i’m reading it so i can talk about it with anyone 260
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/08/2026summary of project management manager: ok so today i licked dog shit off the ground and then i threw it up again. then i went ahead and ate it again. i repeated this sequence 17 separate times for 17 different people to review. manager: [meaningful look] manager: eventually i expect you to do this 060
Reposted by jessicaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026 236493
Reposted by jessicajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People think of bogs as gloomy, cheerless places. But it was in a bog where i first learned to laugh 1442655
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me: what’s the big fuckin deal about john steinbeck me: [reads a few chapters of the grapes of wrath] me: 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓓𝓲𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓴. 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 1101
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i love meeting girls with the same type of bangs as me bc we can all communicate telepathically 0130
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i got so mad at the wuthering heights movie i spent 30 min venting to greg who has never even read the book and had no idea what i was talking about but who understands the emotional support aspect of the Boyfriend role 0120
Reposted by jessica👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 09/06/2026 6060351913
Reposted by jessicaTurquoiseHammer @turquoisehammer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Boys over flowers in the attic 0133
Reposted by jessicastupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35. 1031211034
Reposted by jessicaTurquoiseHammer @turquoisehammer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ever wonder what all those Japanese (and Greek) signs in FFVII's backgrounds say? I made a series of videos going over each one in plot order. You can see the supercut for free over on the Last Elixir Patreon. Enjoy! www.patreon.com/LastElixirPr...patreon.com"Translating Every Sign in FFVII's Backgrounds" | Last Elixir ProductionsHey everyone! Hope the summer (or winter) is treating you well. For those unaware, we recently did a series of 12 shorts translating every n 14920
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 11/07/2026greg and i have been watching mad men and the routine is i mention how much i hate don draper at least twice per episode 160
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 07/07/2026things you shouldn’t do right before a work presentation: read the pocket notebook you found in your grandfather’s room after he died, where he logged every single event, detail, and appointment from when your grandma got sick 050
jessica @usako.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my current dumb lil life distraction project is i got these tiny refillable journals and am using them as little multimedia scrapbooks using bits of cut out packaging & stuff 🥰 190
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[IGN headline: "Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots"]
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
inwardhardar <Paw_prints_emoji>:
These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidgeguedjvi46lbbbclwx43dj552ceut6e5bvsmusokrk5h23hq6m)
