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Liz

@lizteach.bsky.social
9.2K followers 1.8K following 1.4K posts

She/they. Special educator. Geek/nerd. Lover of laughter and logic. Proud denizen of the People's Republic of Astoria. Queer mom to two queer kids. Protect 🏳️‍⚧️ kids.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21h
I'm fairly certain both Shaggy and Spongebob Squarepants knew what a gender fluid person is.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But mom I don't want to watch an execution.
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Comix Action @comixaction.com · 07/10/2026
Let's GOOOO NYC! Please sign this petition and tell @mayor.nyc.gov to CANCEL the "A.i." pilot programs that would turn up to 50,000 NYC high schoolers into guinea pigs for tech companies!
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we win by using potty talk the victory will have a taint to it.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Words to live by.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The marketized leftist theory of the Puritanical paradigm is nothing but thirstposting and an endless implosion into the neurodivergent image of the self.
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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What should be a normal human response to an incapacitated person? Help them be safe and rest and breath okay and sleep it off or get help. HOW COULD ANYONE IN THE GODDAMN WORLD THINK ANY OTHER RESPONSE IS NATURAL OR INEVITABLE? IT IS NOT. It is conditioning...and ALLOWANCE and NORMALIZATION.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Briefs-Swaddled Dick is my new band name.
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becca @magicjewball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is from 2023. The exclusion is still on the books. Hopefully the Cornell horror finally gets lawmakers moving. rainn.org/rainn-ny-law...
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RAINN, NY Lawmakers, Miss NY USA, & NY Anti-Sexual Violence Organizations Call on Lawmakers to Close New York’s Voluntary Incapacitation Loophole
Current New York statute requires that mental incapacitation result from a person being under the influence without their knowledge or consent. New York, NY (October 26, 2023) —  Today RAINN, Miss New...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feelin' visible!
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Men Dancing to 'Bi Bi Bi' - Bisexual Anthem
Alt: Men Dancing to 'Bi Bi Bi' - Bisexual Anthem
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hear you, Frog and Toad.
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KSK @dktrstrangelove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please stop embarrassing our generation with this kind of foolishness, let people have a goddamn moment of joy
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And one of the coauthors of the study is nonbinary! Perfect.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trotting out the classic 'okay, uncle' face again
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
donald trump: i love this guy more than literally all my relatives and wives mamdani: this is the first time in my life that i can't make myself smile
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Again, at the end of the day he is an Outer Queens guy and his lizard brain still thinks of being able to chat with the mayor of NY as the most important thing. Imagine how much happier he--and all of us--would be rn if he had just never run for president.
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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cognitohazard Week continues. I saw it, so you have to as well.
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/\__/\______ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh my fucking god make it stop
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at the new bracelet I just received from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social !
No, really, it's a purple Slinky Jr. Being held up by a giant thumb and forefinger.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Schumer and Jeffries HAVE said a few things: 1. No Impeachment proceedings against Trump. 2. No Medicare 4 All 3. Continued "support" for Israel Feel free to add the other things you've heard them say on TV etc... over the past 6 months. THAT is the agenda.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pete Hegseth on the other hand
White House
Trump is sober about the midterm prospects for Republicans, advisers say
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New_ Public @newpublic.org · 15/09/2026
@anildash.com warns that “cancer capitalism” is what happens when venture capitalism, meant to only be a small portion of an investment portfolio, grows uncontrollably, to the detriment of the entire economy. www.anildash.com/2026/09/02/c...
“Many of the trends in society and politics that people are most angry about, from data centers being forced down everyone’s throats, to all of our favorite apps and services being enshittified, to politicians being paid to ignore the will of the people, are all being supercharged by these cancer capitalists.”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These are results for rigor tortoise
Search instead for rigor mortis
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 13/09/2026
Help I can’t stop watching this
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/09/2026
what if we did this to every racist and queerphobe? just strapped em down like this until they say sorry? that's pretty sound policy if you ask me
a white man past the prime of his life strapped to a chair with a bunch of duct tape, it's all around his arms and his hands are tied together and his head is even strapped to the chair, lmao,
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*seeing moderates embrace 13 Supreme Court justices* We need 26 Supreme Court justices
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 29/08/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "protect trans kids or walk into the sea."

With a doodle of an elephant
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Some Random Susan @anysusan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
leopard to the face
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@profanity.accountant, what the fuck is up?
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
be transgressive be a weird little freak be trashy and proud be whoever the hell you want to be and put everything into what you love just try to laugh at yourself along the way
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the way things are going, the only safe thing to eat will be the rich
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Jack Nicholson’s Alt @thevinyllitigator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A good way to think about the relevance of James Carville is if someone who worked on Grover Cleveland’s successful 1892 campaign spent all their time critiquing FDR’s 1932 campaign as not being the real Democratic Party that Cleveland represented.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Woke up at 5:30 am sharp, shouting, "I have a plan!"
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: The Beatles Chopin Bill Evans
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When an eel chomps your thigh/hard enough that you cry, that's a
Moray eel is checking you out from its tank.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bye for now!
Outbound GWB upper level
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/08/2026
everybody ready for the friday peace deal announcement
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Goosebumps.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A little nature in the city to start the morning right.
Queens yard with flora. Impatiens, Cole's, rhododendron, couple tomato 🍅 plants, and a shy hollyhock.Close-up of a wee eggplant and a tiny green tomato.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I wasn't aware of all of these, living in my progressive Astoria bubble as I do. But there's hate all around, unfortunately. And we are part of the origin story of a world-class hatemonger, after all.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"p.s. please stop suggesting 'dropping a lot more bombs' we do not have a lot more bombs rn"
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yep.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
7 more for 5k!
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/08/2026
cartoon 
Nancy on bed saying actually yeah maybe today satan
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JQP @bendtowardjustice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's not fun to live in a police state. The New York neighborhoods reported: East Elmhurst, Bushwick, Inwood, College Point, and Canal Street usahousinginformation.com/ice-new-york...
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ICE New York Enforcement Operations: What's Happening in the City Right Now
Ice New York enforcement operations expand into Queens and beyond as ICE surges agents amid sanctuary city tensions and new state restrictions.
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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would like to be singing in the aisles with the commies, please.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They were called “cockroaches” by their own government — so they started the Cockroach Janta Party to fight back. I hope the cockroach phenomenon is contagious, and we see a peaceful youth uprising against our own oppressive regime right here at home! (2/2)
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