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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 21h

Oh that really sucks. 😔

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 21h

Are you saying you want it eight days a week, maybe?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm fairly certain both Shaggy and Spongebob Squarepants knew what a gender fluid person is.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like this one, but I'm sure I'm not the only New Yorker in the crowd, so imma give someone else a chance. (Also I think I need to cool my heels in jewelry jail for a bit.)

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I had a boss named Emily who was evil. She was 6' and consistently wore all black, and people used to hum the Imperial March from Star Wars under their breath when they saw her coming down the hall.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

But mom I don't want to watch an execution.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay, FINE! The Devil made me do it. Me, please.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love how "legs against the window" seems to be the problem here.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mine says I have a garage, but I live in an apartment and don't own a car, lol. I guess I'm just garage-y.

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Comix Action @comixaction.com · 07/10/2026

Let's GOOOO NYC! Please sign this petition and tell @mayor.nyc.gov to CANCEL the "A.i." pilot programs that would turn up to 50,000 NYC high schoolers into guinea pigs for tech companies!

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Killing me here. Killing me and sending me right to the lap of the dude in the pendant 👹

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If we win by using potty talk the victory will have a taint to it.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tragic for a carpenter.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Legit LOL. I already have a surplus of Halloween earrings, though, and I'm not sure where else I'd wear them!

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Good job. I didn't vote for him either!

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That's...quite the comeback.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He looks different than I remember.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Voted for Greg AND you (and myself, because why the fuck not?)

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Better than butt from poop?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The marketized leftist theory of the Puritanical paradigm is nothing but thirstposting and an endless implosion into the neurodivergent image of the self.

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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What should be a normal human response to an incapacitated person? Help them be safe and rest and breath okay and sleep it off or get help. HOW COULD ANYONE IN THE GODDAMN WORLD THINK ANY OTHER RESPONSE IS NATURAL OR INEVITABLE? IT IS NOT. It is conditioning...and ALLOWANCE and NORMALIZATION.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Briefs-Swaddled Dick is my new band name.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Amen. As a fat, big-boned cis woman, I used to be guilty of using the term "man hands" to describe my appendages until I realized that I might be making my trans son, whose bone structure is more compact than mine, feel dysphoric. It's all about being mindful.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

To be fair, buttered toast smells wonderful.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You might as well live it up while you're there. I hear they have an intense feast night.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I did that combo on Friday. What a weekend!

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I hear you, Frog and Toad.

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KSK @dktrstrangelove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Please stop embarrassing our generation with this kind of foolishness, let people have a goddamn moment of joy

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And one of the coauthors of the study is nonbinary! Perfect.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Or, given this specific scenario, don't dip your ink in the company...pen and ink? ~screams in abject horror as the metaphor falls apart, leaving one to one's awful imagination about the reality~

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

trotting out the classic 'okay, uncle' face again

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026

donald trump: i love this guy more than literally all my relatives and wives mamdani: this is the first time in my life that i can't make myself smile

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Again, at the end of the day he is an Outer Queens guy and his lizard brain still thinks of being able to chat with the mayor of NY as the most important thing. Imagine how much happier he--and all of us--would be rn if he had just never run for president.

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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cognitohazard Week continues. I saw it, so you have to as well.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What is WRONG with people...other than misogyny, a sense of entitlement regarding evaluating the appearance of Internet strangers, and a deep dissatisfaction with their own pathetic existences?

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/\__/\______ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh my fucking god make it stop

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And I really shoulda opened the package yesterday, for Batman Day! But these cuties will make great Halloween earrings in any event.

The most adorable upside down bat earrings.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

But seriously, I did get this gorgeous ring from them.

Ornate sterling silver ring with oval green stone.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Look at the new bracelet I just received from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social !

No, really, it's a purple Slinky Jr. Being held up by a giant thumb and forefinger.

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