Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My gosh. Mike Huckabee's top aide: —Covered up an embassy report on Israeli killings of 9 Americans —Fabricated Orwellian reports on Israeli settler violence & the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" to make it sound good for Israel —Questioned staff on whether they were “pro-Israel” or “pro-Hamas” 15616277
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Asking Grok to read Goodnight Moon to my baby in the Bene Gesserit voice 283
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”phoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 17342701621
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shoutout to my train operator that was clearly very fucking annoyed about this (same girl) 020
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473559387
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128283008
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap 492157262967
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Richard Lawson @rilaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I regret to inform you that Aaron Sorkin got stuck in the microwave again 1121725
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023everyone's talking about some guy. who cares. 14887225
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Clever on the part of the Met - this helps their public image after their financial agreement with Saudi Arabia (that ultimately fell through), and this could potentially lead to new subscribers for them. Hilarious to go to Mamdani after the crown prince lmao. Long live our mayor 010
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty. 1256688
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house. 684249245522
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 901443158
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1804743704
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026They even made DoorDash apologize. 11870771481
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798691569
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104038816
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The ice cream machine at the Hiroshima McDonald’s was broken so I couldn’t get a McFlurry 182
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kill yourself 3231669
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Die Linke @die-linke.de · 20/09/2026Die Berlinerinnen & Berliner haben entschieden: Zeit für ein neues Kapitel! Zeit für ein bezahlbares Berlin. Danke an alle die uns gewählt haben & sich in den letzten Wochen mit uns dafür eingesetzt haben, ein anderes Berlin möglich zu machen! Das war erst der Anfang. Wir gehen den Weg gemeinsam! 3142975
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying to conceive of a piece of entertainment I would less like to view. "Birth of a Nation" starring Tilly Norwood? 2041932
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026I put Roko’s Basilisk in a burlap sack and I threw the sack in the river. The computer is fine now. it’s normal again 625429
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[calling into WFAN] Netherlands at 3? They haven't played anyone. Ukraine's out there every day sending tiny drones to take out Russian oil infra while they're just sitting in Amsterdam playing on their computers. 7947
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702508609
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Forgot to post two of my favorite things from the Stasi museum in Berlin: tanks for peace and a toy training grenade 010
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened 704739702
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026Just remembered “Teenjus”. Terrific 1135911
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757861280
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2023*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden 111244214
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Here’s a sentence that gets weirder as it progresses: the all you can eat conveyor belt sushi restaurant 295 feet away from the bunker where Hitler killed himself was absolutely blasting “Where Is The Love” by The Black Eyed Peas while we were having dinner earlier 073
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we responded to 9/11 by killing more than a million people in countries that had nothing to do with 9/11. it wouldn't have been justified to kill a million saudis either but like just to be clear no one we killed for years after 9/11 was in any way meaningfully involved in the attacks. 212833
