Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Richard Lawson @rilaws.bsky.social · 21hI regret to inform you that Aaron Sorkin got stuck in the microwave again 1121325
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023everyone's talking about some guy. who cares. 14887224
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Clever on the part of the Met - this helps their public image after their financial agreement with Saudi Arabia (that ultimately fell through), and this could potentially lead to new subscribers for them. Hilarious to go to Mamdani after the crown prince lmao. Long live our mayor 010
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty. 1256688
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house. 685248905504
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 901441158
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1814731701
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026They even made DoorDash apologize. 11870811482
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31698261545
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104035817
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The ice cream machine at the Hiroshima McDonald’s was broken so I couldn’t get a McFlurry 182
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kill yourself 3231668
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Die Linke @die-linke.de · 20/09/2026Die Berlinerinnen & Berliner haben entschieden: Zeit für ein neues Kapitel! Zeit für ein bezahlbares Berlin. Danke an alle die uns gewählt haben & sich in den letzten Wochen mit uns dafür eingesetzt haben, ein anderes Berlin möglich zu machen! Das war erst der Anfang. Wir gehen den Weg gemeinsam! 3142875
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying to conceive of a piece of entertainment I would less like to view. "Birth of a Nation" starring Tilly Norwood? 2041932
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026I put Roko’s Basilisk in a burlap sack and I threw the sack in the river. The computer is fine now. it’s normal again 625429
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[calling into WFAN] Netherlands at 3? They haven't played anyone. Ukraine's out there every day sending tiny drones to take out Russian oil infra while they're just sitting in Amsterdam playing on their computers. 7947
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702510609
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Forgot to post two of my favorite things from the Stasi museum in Berlin: tanks for peace and a toy training grenade 010
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened 704742702
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026Just remembered “Teenjus”. Terrific 1136011
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757891278
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2023*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden 111244214
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Here’s a sentence that gets weirder as it progresses: the all you can eat conveyor belt sushi restaurant 295 feet away from the bunker where Hitler killed himself was absolutely blasting “Where Is The Love” by The Black Eyed Peas while we were having dinner earlier 073
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we responded to 9/11 by killing more than a million people in countries that had nothing to do with 9/11. it wouldn't have been justified to kill a million saudis either but like just to be clear no one we killed for years after 9/11 was in any way meaningfully involved in the attacks. 212833
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Do you guys think I’d be arrested in Berlin for defacing 7soulsdeep’s nasty ass “poetry” 120
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yesterday on my last day hiking around Mont Blanc, the refuge at the Switzerland/France border had a crazy playlist that included The Beach Boys, Bryan Adams, and the Succession theme(?) 010
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 30/08/2026incredible interaction i saw in the comments section of downdetector earlier 131675504
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Where can I find this in the United States somebody please tell me so I can spent $500 on a supply 220
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Switzerland is cool because everything here is a gazillion dollars but it looks like this 180
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ah, my apologies, I didn’t have enough space for the adverb. That should read “insufferably twee.” 512023
Liz 🇵🇸 @lizhebert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sorry to lib out but the West Wing clip about this map is good 110
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Sorry, Liz. I thought she was that lady who keeps losing the songwriting Oscars.” 12859101
Reposted by Liz 🇵🇸Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that 21248231370
