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Julie 🏳️‍🌈

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Julie, she/her. Historical fencer, transit enthusiast, writer, bike enjoyer.

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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
King Solomon walking up to this guy with a baby
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm really sick and tired of people telling cyclists that if we're just really nice then our lives will suddenly be valued
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A friend asked feedback on a script and it found me at the intersection of big thoughts™ about girlhood and post-Soviet scholarship. New post is up about whether nostalgia can be reparative. Is there anything to repair for a woman who feels like she was never a girl?
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What Use is Nostalgia to a Woman Who Was Never a Girl?
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🦋 Alie of the Woods 🦋 (is looking at lichen in the cemetery) @humanbyweight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gubby factory. >:3
A photo of a nearly bush-sized plot of parsley in my mom's garden. A tall wooden fence is just visible above the lush green of the leaves, with the trees just beginning to change color in the background. It smells like fading sunflowers. A photo of a gubby (which in some less-cultured circles is also called a "swallowtail butterfly caterpillar"), which is subjectively one of the most important creatures in the whole universe. Observe the perfect plumpness of its form, honed to excellence over the course of not hours but entire DAYS of nibbling. Bask in the glory of the bold yellow spots contrasting against its fashionable black and white stripes. This is a being who fully comprehends its place in the world with absolute certainty. And that place is parsley.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 01/10/2026
It all started on this day. Thank you for a wonderful twenty years.
Text in the center reads: 20 Years Oct. 2006 - Oct. 2026, clarkesworldmagazine.com

(right) Cover art for issue 241 by Marcel Deneuve is "Labyrinths of Azarax" and features a blue and white mechanical eye in a circular opening looking at a small, white, glowing humanoid figure standing on a large pipe in the tunnel. Many pipes line the walls, all heading out to the main room. Pipes are yellow and gray. Room beyond is blue.

(left) Cover art for issue 1 by Tomasz Pietrzyk is "The Town of the Towers" and features a surreal town of yellowy white distorted towers with reddish orange roofs that overhang the towers and rise to a point. Mishapen dark windows and doors are scattered about on the buildings. Orange sky gives the entire piece a warm tone.
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgotten by gravity. Forever our bastard.
A charcoal and ink drawing of Pac's entrance in AEW as part of the Death Riders. He is seated with a towel around his neck.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/09/2026
Honestly a lot of the “look at what AI can do for you!” things can be replaced with a basic shell script.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓 @takomatorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“She’s clearly upset,” confirmed her debate coach. “Not regular upset. Rehearsed upset. She practiced facial expressions of concern and anger that voters will now never see."
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Esther Wells Frustrated Will Jawando Won’t Debate After Months Practicing How to Dodge Questions
MONTGOMERY COUNTY, MD – Will Jawando has decided not to debate Republican nominee for County Executive, Esther Wells, leaving her frustrated after spending months preparing carefully crafted …
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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bøşſї @thisisbossi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think the dude with the Don't Tread On Me tags replacing his warn-bald tire appreciated it when I quipped "no tread on me amirite"
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thinking about this video again
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you. It's the hardest part of having dogs 😭
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hazel was my wife's dog well before we met. We wouldn't be together if Hazel hadn't liked me, which might be why Hazel always looked at me like I owed her hundreds of dollars. I'm going to miss her more than words can say.
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sketching from this weekend.
A drawing of a woman looking over her shoulder A drawing of a woman looking over her shoulder.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Andrade looks at Osprey like how my work inbox looks at me" - My extremely beautiful and brave wife
Andrade El Idolo holding his contract which guarantees him a shot at the AEW world title looking at Will Osprey. Osprey, the current title holder who is also British.
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two recent sketches from the same reference. Spilled some ink on the first one and decided to roll with it. Really cool seeing how much line weight and values can change the vibe of two similar pieces.
A drawing of a woman turning around. Her dress is falling down and hanging off her right shoulder. A drawing of the same woman with softer angles and shading
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not folding, but the turbo vado superlight is pretty schlepabble for an ebike (if the issue is more getting it in and out vs storage). Possible but not super fun to carry it up a flight of stairs. I've had one for a few years and loved it.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
still funny to me that a certain Big Sword Youtuber declined attending a HEMA tournament because he claimed to know techniques too powerful and dangerous to actually use bro we're swinging 5 foot pieces of metal at each others' heads, "I'm dangerous" isn't a flex, it says you lack control
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my brother in christ, how'd you get in there?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
look, the fact is, a lot of swing voters looooove torturing the omelas kid. they want to put more kids in the hole, actually, yeah. but not YOUR kid--oh, okay. well. still, big picture, thinking about the electoral map--
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Carrie Kisicki @cmkisicki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they say if you look out upon the tracks and listen very closely and hold great hope inside your heart you can already hear the Purple Line coming 😌💜
Purple line tracks and wires at the college park metro stationSign that says College Park-UMD — Five UMD Stations! With a map of the Purple Line route
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🥳 partying + 🤔 thinking =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🥳 and 🤔.
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you know actually reading about nostalgia as this longing for a sort of atemporal moment that maybe never really existed while being in the atemporal moment of Beach Time(tm) was pretty wild. Would recommend.
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Her seminal work! It's real!
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got my beach reading
Photo of a sandy beach with a book resting on my lap in the foreground. The book is The Future of Nostalgia by Svetlana Boym.
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fat girl fall? for gods sake help her up
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a plate with an apple and an orange on it. text says: i am going to compare them
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
romantasy comes from a portmanteau of "manta" and "rosy", indicating the genre's emphasis on idyllic sea creatures
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean same, I'm devasted it only comes in gray, black and blue
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May Chong 🇲🇾 @maychong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THIS WAS SO GOOD and you should read it again RIGHT NAOUGH. clarkesworldmagazine.com/pak_01_25/
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At last: a tactical purse. quickshield.at/en/products/...
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QUICKSHIELD® Casual Set – Shield as an Everyday Bag
QUICKSHIELD® Casual Set – discreet shield against knife attacks, packed in a Cordura® shoulder bag. Knife defense for everyday life. For private individuals & first responders.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A wise friend once told me that ‘gender is a social construct’ is true, but ‘sex is a social construct’ is equally true but seldom said & we should really be talking about that in most contexts.
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Julie 🏳️‍🌈 @linear-bean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My neighbor's got like four of these. I live in constant fear that they'll sprout legs and just step right over the fence
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026
the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS 
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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