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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 14h
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 4h
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 3h
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 12h
I think my favorite gag in portal isn't any particular joke or bit. It's the continued treatment of "testing" as some vague, ephemeral idea. What are they testing exactly? Who knows. Who cares. You're testing. Do the test. Aperture needs to keep testing.
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Blumen @blumen.bsky.social · 6h
I have been both
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tormented by visions @gayprotagonist.bsky.social · 15h
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GreekCeltic @greekceltic.bsky.social · 5h
dragons who hang out with people should have polished spots on their scales where they're touched all the time, like the polished statues right on the butt
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 6h
they should invent portal 2 speedruns that solve the test chambers correctly but really fast
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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BlazinLink @blazinlink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy birhhhdayyyy @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social i did a warmup doodle 誕生日おめでとうございます。 ただワームアープ落書きいたします
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plush with a brush🩷 @kobupy.bsky.social · 11h
i know there's been grievances in the past but do not delude yourself into thinking that furaffinity is anything but *invaluable* to queer and furry artists of all kinds one of the very few spaces left where nsfw and kink artists can create without fear too
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Quake @quakeroc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
utilizing a fetish lens to irradiate my readers with leftist propaganda. surprise! it's all queer politics! all the time! forever!
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⭐️ Keetaire 🐉 @floofwyvern.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
But we cant go yet! there's DRAGONFRUIT!!!!! (I too had to draw the Steam sale dragon!)
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Fatfur Foods @fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please help me share this around by reposting this or the original post! This is a passion project of mine, I want to help kinky creatives who use sound as part of their work to get more well-rounded and varied libraries. You'll often hear a lot of the same sounds, and I want to help change that!
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𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 @amaryllis.no · 01/10/2026
finding rare mushrooms (commission)
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 13h
"have some time off, gonna catch up on my backlog" my backlog extends to 2008 im not even gonna bother
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 06/03/2026
can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector
Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 出力 CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 20h
A word of advice to younger people in the community: if it seems like there's one person that dominates the social group and they talk smack about people when those folks aren't around to try and convince you to ditch them, they're doing the same when you're not around to other people.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14h
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 14h
come over we're throwing up
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SolsticeSpaghetti 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @solspaghetti.bsky.social · 15h
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⊹˚₊ kaimera ₊˚⊹ @wildkaiju.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
awrooff…
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Oni! @oniteeth.bsky.social · 15h
not so shy fox girl seeing you work up the courage to come say hi at the show... and she likes what she sees pwyw com for @galateanyx.bsky.social !! :)
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sleepiest queer in vol'dun 🦊💤 @shugowah.bsky.social · 15h
this is performance art
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 20h
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 15h
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Froot @frootbasket.bsky.social · 15h
how I wanna look
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 16h
monkey wrench tomorrow
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Peryton → Howl @furrysexcomics.ca · 01/10/2026
Peryton's latest idea.
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Dragonboy Agenda™ @waggoboyo.bsky.social · 16h
How it feels to uncurl your dragon tail and just start swinging at people
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 17h
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you want your graphic tees to last longer, wash them inside out with cold water
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17h
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
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August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19h
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm the opposite of AI
It took me an hour to write one email and I haven't had any water today

[A silver fish with a red head superimposed over a green field and blue sky, with a larger, semi-transparent version of the same fish floating in the sky behind it.]
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Mochiri @mochiri.bsky.social · 19h
鳥さん
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Ockeroid @ockeroid.bsky.social · 17h
One more sleep (for everyone this time!)
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dont step into the mushroom rings bro...
Drawing of what was previously something else being transformed into a rabbit due to stepping into a ring of changeling mushrooms.
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neonbuck @ birthday month 🍂🍁🎃 @neonbuck.bsky.social · 18h
if only my body were shaped like this i would never cry ever again
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🔞 sundae @butthosefreak.bsky.social · 20h
stupid image .Stupid stupid image .
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 18h
Wes Anderson's The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hold on, goddammit, I'm fading in and out. bet some jerk killed me in the past again. just give it a minute.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
400 chapter digimon/MLP crossover fanfic that begins as series of plot escalations about saving the world, universe, multiverse, but around chap. 150 becomes mostly about gatomon's personal relationships. fans are frustrated but they do agree twilight needs to chill the fuck out and get off her back
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p.carredo @pcarredo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walkin'
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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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