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Dr Emily Skeletonpain

@limeyemily.bsky.social
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Birds. Socialism. AFC Bournemouth Are you mad at me? Professional lieologist she/her

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 3h
From the great Diana Moskovitz:
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 11h
Tell me this sign made it to air on CBS Sports
Galatasaray v Barcelona match with a huge “HUMANITY LOST CONSCIENCE IN GAZA” banner behind the goal
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Observing The City @observingthecity.ca · 14h
Construction trucks leaving Bloor and Islington area after being successfully deterred from starting work on removing bike lanes in Toronto by a large protest.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13h
Fat guy vaping in the dead of niiiight
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
Depends on the procedure but usually quite a while
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
Look at this lovely man fumbling his way through sensible facts about energy policy. Platner couldn’t *dream* of being this authentic
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
He believes that he can wriggle his way out of anything because he can!
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 22h
Shipping is when a developer imagines two computers kissing. Shipped is when they have kissed
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
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Nathan Fielder's 'Hungry For Nothing' Prank
Alt: Nathan Fielder's 'Hungry For Nothing' Prank
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ashley (birthday week) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 13h
OH NO
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
This is pretty delightful btw. Clarkson comes out looking terrible but the birds! #gobirds
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12h
His eagerness to use cloche is relatable
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 13h
Thank you for having local experts like Wyatt on the case
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 14h
The hubris of putting the cover on the ac in mid October
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 22h
this is pretty cute stuff
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa should be a podcast guest random encounter. You start the zoom call and you get a metal gear solid alert noise and there he is in the beret. You gotta figure out what to do with him for the next hour or so.
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Mark Robertson @markrobbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Whydah freestylah 🪶
Whydah floating over some grass beautiful white and black wings in back, and then it's long streaming tail fingers behind them
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if i'm having lemonheads, i don't feel anything until i'm having 7, 8 at a time. i'm up to about four bags a day. my kids are begging me to stop, they say they hate the way my face is now
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Get ready to be bored out of your mind ✨
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no wolfman no cry
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/10/2026
when something scary happens to ilhan i think about this photo. you’d never know from how brave she is that she isn’t seven feet tall. we’ve all got to have her back, because she isn’t just some character on capitol hill, she’s a real human, with real children, who deserves to be safe in her home.
me and ilhan and i am big and she is tiny
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love Hull City’s kit. It’s quite rugby coded
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ohio’s favorite son
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seconded. It’s a ton of fun
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh nooo
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it really seems as though they’re about to disappear a congresswoman.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not often you get to talk about Israeli terrorism on primetime British TV
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bob Odenkirk on mr. show at the convenience store checkout screaming “what the fuck!” at the tv while John Ennis is cracking up
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is interesting to me ok?!
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everton’s starters this weekend were almost exclusively English with the exception of a Welshman and a French striker named Barry
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Theater/homosexual red alert! The epic 8-minute Jennifer Holliday Dreamgirls performance of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the 1982 Tonys has been remastered. Look at it! Listen to it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsF...
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Jennifer Holliday, Dreamgirls Cast - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going | Tony Awards | 2026 Master
YouTube video by Joel Dickinson Music
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you go to a nazi bar and come away with the impression that it was "friendly and inclusive," the universe is trying to teach you a very basic lesson.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hi Mike the Dog. You’re going to love those comics
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every time Liverpool did well we’d get the big wide dazzler. Lots of temporary blindness in that era
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/10/2026
once again. i do not want to hear you talk about which Platform is the correct Platform or write a big stupid thing about using a Platform. i am an adult.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gams for days
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Steelers keep plumbing those depths
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Searching “trivago guy” on here so I can reply to 153 people and say, “That’s Jurgen Klopp.” “That man? Klopp. Jurgen, that is.” “That man’s called Jurgen Klopp, honey.”
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I call him Chompers
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Give me this car in yellow tyvm
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who’s an edgy boy
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Absolutely wild we’ve all just decided to not just accept these Rogansphere nepobuddy failsons as “comedians,” but collectively chosen to forget how many brains they’ve rotted while casting the concept of the podcast into eternal infamy for the last decade. Social enshittification.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pour that goo on them
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This bit
If you think your favorite candidate enacted the correct political strategy, then there is no reason to berate trans people for protesting it, as those protests should already be baked into your candidate’s calculations. So why are you berating trans people then? (Unless, of course, you enjoy berating trans people just for the sake of it.)

Alternatively, if you think trans people *are* capable of tanking your favorite candidate via our criticisms and protests, doesn’t that imply that your candidate (and their consultants and strategists) totally fucked up in their political calculations here? And if they did fuck up, shouldn’t you be reaching out and complaining to *them* (rather than berating trans people), in the hope that they might reverse their bad decision?
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see what you’re seeing but can’t be sure it’s a ring
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👀
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