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Haley

@lil-toot.bsky.social
19 followers 38 following 9 posts

32/f?/USA. I'm probably taking a nap. Married to my favorite they/them @redkilo87.bsky.social 💖✨💦🥵

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Haley @lil-toot.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The cuntiest pope the world has ever seen
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep
A Cybertruck wrapped to look like the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Dr: you should have 45 good years left if you’re lucky Me: (hisses)
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I couldn’t calm my tits so I released them into the wild.
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
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Haley @lil-toot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
She's gay y'all. Also shout out bo Burnham, inside finally fell off my wrapped. Rip 🪦
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Haley @lil-toot.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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🏳️‍⚧️ Perverted Elven Mage | COMMISSIONS OPEN 😫 🔞 @alchemyandmagic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I think boys should bottom and cry
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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ChaCha @bawstinchacha.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
100%!! 👌🏼
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
there are no rules now so fuck it clone the dinosaurs let’s make this interesting
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Neil Shubin @neilshubin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Your reminder that many of the muscles, nerves and bones you use to hear and talk with correspond to gill structures in fish. 🧪 #evolution #paleontology
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elisabeth @elisabeth.love · 25/11/2024
u know what? *pretends to steal ur nose* fuck u
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Shidposting Memes (archive) @shidpost.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
#meme #memes
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Shidposting Memes (archive) @shidpost.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#meme #memes
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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Shidposting Memes (archive) @shidpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#meme #memes
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Shidposting Memes (archive) @shidpost.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#meme #memes
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Shidposting Memes (archive) @shidpost.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#meme #memes
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Aut2Ask 🦦 @aut2ask.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Author: Jessica Jocelyn “behind every late diagnosed woman is a little girl who knew this world was never made for her but could never explain why.” #autism #adhd #audhd #neurodivergent #actuallyautistic
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Liz oOooO ~Promaja~ OOoO Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have high-functioning autism. My autism is extremely skilled and efficient at making me autistic
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
God isn’t real because if he was he would have given me the autism that makes me good at math not the autism that makes me gay and verbose
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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Haley @lil-toot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🎵 Let's so girls.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/11/2024
blame it on my roots i let loose some toots and stunk up your black tie affair
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Pets Fun House @petsfunhouse.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention
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Chris Hallbeck @chrishallbeck.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Noise canceling headphones. Fear canceling goggles. Emotion canceling ice cream.
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Literally..
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