Reposted by HaleyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/02/2025tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep 721042191
Reposted by HaleyThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Dr: you should have 45 good years left if you’re lucky Me: (hisses) 47424
Reposted by HaleyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I couldn’t calm my tits so I released them into the wild. 3130585
Reposted by HaleyHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment. 1226246353978
Haley @lil-toot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024She's gay y'all. Also shout out bo Burnham, inside finally fell off my wrapped. Rip 🪦 000
Reposted by Haley🏳️⚧️ Perverted Elven Mage | COMMISSIONS OPEN 😫 🔞 @alchemyandmagic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I think boys should bottom and cry 151
Reposted by HaleySolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other 605415604422
Reposted by HaleyThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024there are no rules now so fuck it clone the dinosaurs let’s make this interesting 15501157
Reposted by HaleyNeil Shubin @neilshubin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Your reminder that many of the muscles, nerves and bones you use to hear and talk with correspond to gill structures in fish. 🧪 #evolution #paleontology 541787386
Reposted by Haleyelisabeth @elisabeth.love · 25/11/2024u know what? *pretends to steal ur nose* fuck u 2101
Reposted by Haleymindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat 422204862545
Reposted by HaleyAut2Ask 🦦 @aut2ask.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Author: Jessica Jocelyn “behind every late diagnosed woman is a little girl who knew this world was never made for her but could never explain why.” #autism #adhd #audhd #neurodivergent #actuallyautistic 931060
Reposted by HaleyLiz oOooO ~Promaja~ OOoO Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I have high-functioning autism. My autism is extremely skilled and efficient at making me autistic 218318
Reposted by Haley🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024God isn’t real because if he was he would have given me the autism that makes me good at math not the autism that makes me gay and verbose 510218
Reposted by HaleySarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Jesus was at Walgreen’s again. 1053460105216
Reposted by Haleyslacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/11/2024blame it on my roots i let loose some toots and stunk up your black tie affair 1166
Reposted by HaleyAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention 476241573036
Reposted by HaleyChris Hallbeck @chrishallbeck.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Noise canceling headphones. Fear canceling goggles. Emotion canceling ice cream. 25212826953