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🦇the zig🦇

@gaymondo.bsky.social
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get up, come on, get down with the zigness pay me money and I’ll make you art they/them

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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My fave comment I've seen so far in relation to the article going around about the lesbian bar that loosened their mask restrictions
A screenshot from tiktok that says "None of these words were in Das Kapital"
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pov: I grab you by the throat and ask if you think the extensions I have to wear for a play make me look silly
Zig stands in a door way, their arm is visibly outstretched to the edge of the frame, holding the camera at a selfie angle. They are wearing long black curly extensions and they have a fairly neutral expression on their face.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 27/09/2026
the key to making robots safe is dont put red LEDs in them. that way they can't start glowing red and being evil
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
exclusively using this site like its LiveJournal in 2005
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just heard someone order a venti flat white and i know that's something Starbucks sells but thats not how a flat white works ???
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
IBS! At The Drive-In
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You'll know when you hit the g-spot because it will honk like an old timey jalopy
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Im so tired of people on TikTok posting about having bipolar like its the quirky new trend and acting like having a manic episode is such a fun adventure. Like no, girl, bipolar literally destroyed my life but you're right maybe I'll use this manic episode to start a cool new hobby instead 🙄
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I made it through the pokemon center queue for the 30th anniversary so no body can bring me down today
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hi welcome to chili's would you like a booth or a table to cry alone while you eat
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
when i first typed this it said "thieiyre" but we got there (their) eventually
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
who up late shitting their posts ?
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🌑 @fell.energy · 29/05/2026
are you covid
grindr message from M: Are you COVID? Cause you look like you need a mask man date :))
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Making gundams kiss like theyre barbies
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Touching grass is not enough I need to fall asleep in the Woods long enough that I grow moss
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Playing pokopia like its my full time job, a week in and already clocked over 50 hours
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i have to hire an intern at work and i'm begging for just one weird lil freak like me to apply
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the girls yearn to breach containment
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Let me puppy on your girl til she ruff ruff
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Neil LaByute: here's the wicker man... about how much I HATE WOMEN!! RRRGH!! Wicker Man 1973: Let Us Sing You The Pussy Eating Song
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
looksmaxxing is just phrenology for children and you cant change my mind
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Someone tell me why I chose to get a job where i have to do two of my least favorite things every day: driving and networking 🙃
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
for a Japanese curry and katsu
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
oh no, im yearning again
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I changed roller derby teams and now I feel like to the new kid at school
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I finally have a driver's license but at what cost
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yearning for a kei truck rn
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yall ever meet someone who just sucks the whimsy right out of your soul 😔
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The time has come
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Chappel Roan in Fortnite when
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I put in 4 weeks notice instead of 2 and i am full of regret
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just got on the jumbotron for singing along to a kpop demon hunters song. I used to get made fun of by jocks for liking kpop in high school. Nature is healing.
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My controversial thought after attending one basketball game is that if you cant consistently make free throws you shouldn't get paid. Dock pay for every one they miss.
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No wonder companies dont want you to talk about salary. Finding out someone who does the exact same job as you makes 12k more a year really will make you not give a shit about the work anymore.
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New year, same me but worse
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The beer's description said: "Smoked Stout: The Wild Hunt awaits in the bottom of a pint of this stout. Dark chocolate and earthy peated malt conjur the accompaniment to the coming of darkness." I should have seen this coming honestly.
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I had the worst beer of my life last night and I am up at 6am with tummy troubles and toots that smell just like it someone plz explain
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It seems like cruel and unusual punishment for me to finally get my drivers license the same day as the first snow of the season and when there's a warning for black ice
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I h a t e the new Subaru outback design (why does it look like its for cops) and im begging them to bring back the Baja plz
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 18/09/2025
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
God isnt real because if he was he would drop a dr pepper into my lap right now with a golden ray of light and an angelic chorus
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Im mostly sober nowadays which is cool but I also now need dr pepper to complete any task
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Me: finds a therapist i love My insurance: 👿
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
today already kind of sucks and realizing that my birthday is going to be like this is really bumming me out
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
im a little guy its my birthday im a little birthday boy
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
In space no one can hear you post
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Did not expect crying to Olivia Rodrigo to be on my meds induced insomnia bingo card yet here we are
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The Ominous Dreams™️ persist
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🦇the zig🦇 @gaymondo.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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