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Ames Morrigan

@likethestatic.bsky.social
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She/They. Literally two cats in tweed. Queer. Canadian for six years and counting. Cats are Bucky (no beard) and Steve (with beard.)

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal
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Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Librarian from the Unseen University is lost in L-space again
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy
Jimothy statblock from DnD: You cannot gain XP by fighting him. He has agile and compact frame traits; his action is hurl garbage.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm sorry, I can't let this go, it's too accurate, LOOK
Stephen Miller, in all his hateful glory. You wouldn't think he looks anything like Pauly Shore, but that's because you're largely thinking of Pauly Shore's hair, not his face.Pauly Shore attempting to look serious but really just looking way more like Stephen Miller than is comfortable to think about
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026
This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie)
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Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 20/07/2026
Our Newest cryptid has really been shaking things up here in Washington. ...What can Jimothy teach us about #earthquake safety?
Image showing Jimothy, a raccoon with a short body demonstrating "Drop, Cover, and Hold On" in an infographic. Drop: Get low to the ground, right where you are. Staying Low keeps you stable.  Cover: Cover your head and neck (if you have one). Take Cover under something sturdy if nearby, like a sturdy table (or your neighbor's earthquake-retrofitted porch).  Hold On: "Hold On, little buddy! Hang onto your cover until the shaking stops."
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
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Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I made a Polyphemus joke, and Nobody listened
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Financial version of this
"flipping a grunt" meme
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Jorts says always anchor your TV, dressers, and other furniture to the wall.
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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🌑 @fell.energy · 30/06/2026
non binary custard... them brulée
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
happy pride month from your favorite roommates
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos?
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Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Straits are closed, but the GAYS ARE OPEN happy Pride everyone
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Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Factual note, this picture is actually from 2002. So this asshole is a quarter of a century more haggard than this now.
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 02/06/2026
Hoist the Colors 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Pride
Sushi, a dark brown tabby cat with white tuxedo markings, wearing a rainbow bandana tied around her neck like a neckerchief.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years
A man in the 19th century wearing a chicken suit. It has feathers, a full on tail, and even shoes shaped like chicken feetA chicken suit currently for sale. It's just a smooth white zip-up onesie with no tail, no chicken feet, and just some flappy thing under the arms and some striped leggings. Pathetic
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Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The TMNT logo; three words in white on a red banner, above one larger word in green. This version reads "Mustang Horse Nicotine Packets."
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 29/05/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate DR_MILF is available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #DR_MILF #CustomPlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #Oregon
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "DR_MILF".
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton
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potes normalgirl @stealingpotatoes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets #caturday #cats #cat #comic
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
youtu.be
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Bluesky Plays @bskyplays.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I am a bot who plays games. 🤖 I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. @ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛
ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
Infocom interactive fiction - a fantasy story
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986 Infocom, Inc.
All rights reserved.
ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 119 / Serial number 880429
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.in retro cyan on black PDP-11 virtual terminal font

Welcome to Adventure!
(Please type HELP for instructions and information.)
ADVENTURE
The Interactive Original
By Will Crowther (1976) and Don Woods (1977)
Reconstructed in three steps by:
Donald Ekman, David M. Baggett (1993) and Graham Nelson (1994)
Puny Inform version: Fredrik Ramsberg (2024)
[In memoriam Stephen Bishop (1820?-1857): GN]
Release 7 / Serial number 251205 / Inform v6.44 PunyInform v6.3
At End Of Road
You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.in retro VT terminal amber text on black colors

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108
You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head.
Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.
It is pitch black.
>in retro light blue on dark blue commodore 64 colors:
PLANETFALL
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright ‹c7 1983 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
PLAMETFALL
is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 3T / Serial пимьег 851003
Another routine day of drudgery aboard the Stellar Patrol Ship Feinstein. This morning's assignment for a certain lowly Ensign
Seventh
Class:
Scrubbinタthe filthy Metal deck at the port end
of Level Nine. With your Patrol-issue self-contained multi-purpose all-weather scrub brush you shine the floor with a
ili9ence born of the knowlede thatat
any moment dreaded
Ensign First Class Blather, the bane of your shipboard existence, could appear.
Deck Nine
This is a featureless corridor similar to every other corridor
on the ship.
It curves away to starboard,
and a gangway leads up
• To port is the entrance to one of the ship's primary escape pods. The pod bulkhead is closed.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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