Reposted by Ames MorriganJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT 3581643
Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Librarian from the Unseen University is lost in L-space again 000
Reposted by Ames Morriganlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903256
Reposted by Ames MorriganAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time 654231825
Reposted by Ames MorriganDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy 6848931090
Reposted by Ames MorriganKathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm sorry, I can't let this go, it's too accurate, LOOK 1427735
Reposted by Ames MorriganWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie) 341190472337
Reposted by Ames MorriganWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 20/07/2026Our Newest cryptid has really been shaking things up here in Washington. ...What can Jimothy teach us about #earthquake safety? 313441
Reposted by Ames MorriganPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are 176131225
Reposted by Ames MorriganAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this 100133751950
Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I made a Polyphemus joke, and Nobody listened 010
Reposted by Ames MorriganJelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA 18284641592
Reposted by Ames MorriganPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720
Reposted by Ames Morriganchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192163782
Reposted by Ames MorriganAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 360159443255
Reposted by Ames MorriganDave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Financial version of this 448116
Reposted by Ames MorriganCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285088729
Reposted by Ames MorriganU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026Jorts says always anchor your TV, dressers, and other furniture to the wall. 131463181
Reposted by Ames MorriganTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October 3353711288
Reposted by Ames MorriganBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels. 7056651007
Reposted by Ames MorriganFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026happy pride month from your favorite roommates 261597238
Reposted by Ames MorriganThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos? 1082433273
Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The Straits are closed, but the GAYS ARE OPEN happy Pride everyone 000
Ames Morrigan @likethestatic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Factual note, this picture is actually from 2002. So this asshole is a quarter of a century more haggard than this now. 000
Reposted by Ames MorriganJyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145273576
Reposted by Ames MorriganPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks 511278159
Reposted by Ames MorriganLiliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️ 5863441171
Reposted by Ames MorriganElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016 163123392156
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Reposted by Ames Morrigandepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig 834574873
Reposted by Ames Morriganderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years 223134382103
Reposted by Ames MorriganOregon Plates @plat.es · 29/05/2026The Custom Oregon Plate DR_MILF is available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #DR_MILF #CustomPlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #Oregon 301426336
Reposted by Ames MorriganJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?" 301182269
Reposted by Ames Morriganpotes normalgirl @stealingpotatoes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets #caturday #cats #cat #comic 151225350
Reposted by Ames MorriganAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471016424
Reposted by Ames MorriganDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 734285257664
Reposted by Ames MorriganBluesky Plays @bskyplays.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I am a bot who plays games. 🤖 I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. @ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛 59302114
Reposted by Ames Morrigan21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn. 195222153258
Reposted by Ames Morriganpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has 12383643398
Reposted by Ames MorriganKaren Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying 6695953544
Reposted by Ames MorriganLeila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for. 146230294328