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Lightning Chris

@lightningchris.bsky.social
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Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well Lads. I see 'arl Wooly' @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social has found a prime time show to watch after Blue Peaster ... @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @kaffy78.bsky.social @westlancsives.bsky.social @ukefc.bsky.social
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@davesleney.bsky.social Hello.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a GOTTLE O’ GEER”
Anthony Hopkins and a ventriloquists dummy.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Probably @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social . As usual.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Louise @louiseann.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The milk?
Lest we forget the milk
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well Well Well @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... Looks like I'm going to be at Blackpool v Sheff Weds on Jan 30th. Back to my hometown. I imagine Starr Gate will be the new @percytoplis.bsky.social bridge. Mr Tribe will rattle your brain in Lad.
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gandhi Shags Mao Tse-Tseung Behind The Back Of Sutton Coldfield Leisure Centre For 2 Packs Of Quavers It's 9:00PM
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Steve Conte NYC 💙🌀🔹 @steveconte.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
2 months ago AerLingus "lost" my bag packed w/ items for my summer tour in EU; microphones/preamp/ CDs/vinyl & this custom made jumpsuit in @dublinairport.bsky.social. If u see it for sale in a thrift shop/pawn shop/eBay/online please take a photo & send it to me w/ name/address of where you saw it?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@harrymcnally.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social .... Found your next Matchday Snack.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well Lads. I see Huyton Council have now recognised @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social 's spurious contribution to the area with a bus stop & bus named in his honour. Hungry Horse are bound to follow suit with the 'Wool Burger Deluxe' within days.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Released 53 years ago Personality Crisis the first single by the New York Dolls The New York Dolls live on The Real Don Steele Show In Los Angeles, CA. September 8, 1973 #newyorkdolls #protopunk #punkrockhistory
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good morning @harrymcnally.bsky.social ... #Wonky
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Film Review. The Odyssey. FAR too Long. Historically massivley inaccurate (Daughter, a classics student, who has read the book in English, Latin & Greek almost had steam coming out of her ears) Basically Troy meets The Wall Don't waste your money. Watch it on film4 next year if you want.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Off out for a couple of pints on Weds night lads. ... @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social @cambo69.bsky.social @stixx1979.bsky.social
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Feels about right.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Looks like @harrymcnally.bsky.social 's been at it again Lads. #Wonky
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Phil Burton-Cartledge @philbc3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is it that the MINUTE I decide to go to bed after nights. The entire population of my estate gets out the lawn mowers & fkin power tools. Add heat .... = 4 days with no sleep it seems. 🥵🥵🙄🙄😒😒
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well Lads. Who knew arl Wooly @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social 's band opend for Nirvana in LA!
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James Wright @jpwarchaeology.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We'll be announcing the first 30 dates of The Buildings Archaeologist book tour next week. Please remember: - All shows were booked DIY - If I'm not coming to your town its because no one local stepped up to organise a gig - These are the 2026 gigs, there are more shows in 2027
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Solo Pintists Assemble...but where's Lightning?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm having a can of Holsten Pils at 7.40 am like it's pre gig 1991. Only it's due to coming off nights and needing to stay up as I have a Funeral to go to & my knees hurt.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well folks, if you are looking for a darn good rip roaring yarn featuring old skool villiany with a nod to the unsavoury parts of the late 80's a bit of thuggery & such A vulnerable hero & a bit of romance to boot then latest tome from my old mucker @bornatotter.bsky.social is the one 4 you
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Some comics and art I remember from right after the vote.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I knew I recognised @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social from somewhere. His poor arl Dad being held down yelling 'No Lad. Turn Left. It's Red you are! ... Wooly ... I'm yer Father!' No wonder he's mixed up.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This dog looks like he just bought me a drink from across the bar…
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Infringement or not that 1st Pen was shite.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Released 48 years ago today (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais by The Clash The Clash - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais (Official Video) #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you get a line on this machine... 😉
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Ref tonight winding down after a few Tequilas around the bars
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James Wright @jpwarchaeology.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you are an events organiser who wants to offer a fair deal to a hard-working author on the road, please do get in touch. I'll be touring The Buildings Archaeologist from Oct 2026 until July 2027. More info: triskeleheritage.com/the-building... 14/ end of 🧵
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
49 years ago today Johnny Rotten and Johnny Ramone backstage at the Roundhouse in London before a Ramones show (with Talking Heads and The Saints as support acts) on June 6, 1977. Photo by Jill Furmanovsky #punk #punks #punkrock #johnnyrotten #johnnyramone #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"I have held high office: the highest in the land. I know doctors, dentists, and architects. I speak from a position of moral and political authority here, (Rachel) Reeves."
Graham ListerAndy "Andrew" Burnham
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Well. Yes we the B.R.I & looking to locate @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social As you can we have come Armed with every Antiwool asset at our disposal and wont stop until he's had a few digs, his canister "Droned' and has eaten all his Mushy Peas said Agent @percytoplis.bsky.social as he searched the area
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
50 years ago 🔥 The Damned starting a Music revolution back in June 1976, as captured by Andrew Czezowski (later on co-founder of The Roxy) during the days of their first demo recording at Warrington Crescent, Maida Vale, London. #thedamned #50years #punkrockhistory
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
1. Alice Cooper 2. Lemmy 3. Ian Botham 4. Liam Gallagher 5. Mickey Rourke
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@harrymcnally.bsky.social @martintravis.bsky.social Spoke to oracle at ERA Stn. MerRail waiting for TFW system to talk to theirs. A Metrocard is £1(one off payment) You can then buy a £6.40 all areas day pass or return onto that and it will let you through the barrier at Chester. As will the day tix
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Went to see an old friend Yesterday.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Living on the moon would definitely be horrific and quite likely fatal. But one good thing about it would be no easter. You can't have a holiday whose date is calculated based on a full moon when you don't have a moon because you're on it.
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James Wright @jpwarchaeology.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm coming back to Buxton Festival Fringe on Wednesday 8 July to speak about The Castles of Derbyshire. This is one of only a handful of events I'm doing this summer so let's make it a good 'un! Booking & more info... tinyurl.com/fbtkykj3 📸 Peveril Castle
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Diego Cambiaso 🏳️‍🌈 @diegocambiaso.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
💯👍
Vinyl comic
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"What is the charge? Eating a carrot? A succulent home grown carrot?"
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
‘NO, I AM SPAR TACOS!’
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It appears @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social 's breakfast is served.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I think I'm officially old. I turn 50 in October and have never heard of 7 of the England World Cup Squad.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... Your dinner is served Lad!
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