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Lasher 🍊 Lefty twat 👍🏽 Failed runner 🏃🏽‍♀️ Lisdex enthusiast 🤪 Blackpool🗼

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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 23m
Good afternoon, Bluesky. Have a lovely day all 😊
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve got horrendous work-related stress at the moment, compounded by the fact I don’t start my new job until January. In desperate need of some time off work, I’ve just rang Spire to enquire about a date for knee surgery and they booked me in for 3 weeks time. This is the NHS we all want 😂
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just been alerted to a video of some cunts calling themselves Blackpool Patriots going around local parks, targeting non-white men, and making them leave. All in the name of protecting women and children. They moved a young lad just sat on a bench minding his own business. I feel physically sick.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been to the firework championships on the prom tonight. Heaving all the way from South Pier into town, and no doubt busy there too. It’s ace seeing visitors because it can only be good for local economy, but fuck me, they’re a sorry reminder of how fucking annoying people are. Go home now please.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Saw Doctors playing The Piece Hall next year is tempting!
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Affordable housing development plan directly next to my estate just landed. Marples FB group has kicked off, obviously. My neighbour and I have teamed up to take on the classists and the racists, so that’s my Friday afternoon sorted 👍🏽
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fuck is Jersey Mike’s Subs Trophy all about 😭
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know parenting is known for its challenges but today I’ve had to email H’s school requesting a reasonable adjustment so he isn’t sanctioned for not sitting perfectly straight because of a muscle spasm in his neck and shoulder. Had to get a doctors note for it too! 🤯
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No CJ, no party 😔
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Six months ago I had a robust discussion with Eliza’s teacher over her requirement to attend school swimming lessons because she couldn’t swim 25 metres. It ended up being escalated to the head teacher for resolution. Anyway….
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been at the foodbank tonight which has lifted my spirits ❤️ Hot food server tonight which I love coz it means I feed AND chat to every service user. Caught up with a few favourites who always have stories to tell 😅 and celebrated some little life victories with others 🙌🏽 Never a dull moment in there 😁
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had some proper shit news today. The sort that knocks the stuffing out of you and makes you want to go back 20 years to the good old days when you just had loads of fun and nobody died.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Heated blanket’s out!
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today, it has come to my attention that kids refer to standing at arena gigs for the likes of Katseye and Ariana Grande as “the pit”. That’ll be mosh pit, yes? Righto! Can’t breathe for laughing 😂😂 I bet Ariana Grande loves a proper pit with bottles of piss flying around.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anyway, despite my moaning, yesterday was worth every bit of stress (there is a story) to see Eliza enthralled by her favourite girl group. Better than her birthday AND Christmas, she said. That’ll do for me 😍
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pinky up motherfuckers 🙌🏽 Coop Live has to be the most commercially depressing place I’ve ever been in 👎🏽
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tackling the start of Year 11 on Monday head on, I see 🙄
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I ❤️ BPL
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I ❤️ BPL
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Done some hardcore Christmas shopping this weekend lads 🎄
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bought Harris a crate of WKD for his birthday and didn’t think to give any consumption instructions with them. I’ve now learned he has spent the last week steadily day drinking whenever he’s at home. Thirsty any time of day? Open a WKD. Lad’s an absolute natural at boozing 😅
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big Saturday on the Prom with Prinny 🎆
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know how to deal with this situation 😅 🍊
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
12.30 kick off is making me very angry indeed. Stop cocking about with my day.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Accidentally took half a sleeping tablet earlier and now I’m clinging onto life with my fingertips while I wait for H to get home 😩
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mixed feelings about this. Club legend returns 🍊 Hope it works out for him. If nothing else, BR will be bouncing on Saturday - On the piss with Jerry Yates 🎵
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly 💔
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On a train to Nottingham for a meeting with my new team who I may never get to work with because the stress of my current job will probably finish me off before my start date 😩
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
August feels too soon for more bad football so I’ve been very casual about today. Just put the game on to find we’re 2-0 up at Stockport.
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Black Woman Appears to Faint
ALT: Black Woman Appears to Faint
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Struggled stepping onto this today! 🗼
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A view from the tower 🍊
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Eldest has just walked in through the front door and announced, “DYA KNOW WHAT, I’M GOING FOR A NAKED SHIT” then disappeared upstairs. Haven’t seen him for three days, so that’s quite some greeting.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That 90 minutes felt like 9 hours
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Team for today has no established strikers whatsoever. I’ve already had enough of this season 💩
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can’t be arsed with the football season starting tomorrow. Or ever, really.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Better luck next time, Iran!
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Steve (official) @steve.mu.social · 11/08/2026
Follow @blackpoolfc-repost.bsky.social to get copies of official club X posts and Blackpool FC related posts from local media outlets. #UTMP #BlackpoolFC
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hiya
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Corfu airport is making me want to fight
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wallop!
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Big smiles, all pretending we don’t want to smash each others faces in because the relentless heat is sending us all mad
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Temperature in this heat riddled country drops to 36 degrees tomorrow and I can’t wait. It’ll be positively mild after three days of feeling like I’m stuck inside Satan’s arsehole.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve absolutely no idea what’s going on here. There are children dancing round a shot glass while adults throw napkins around. The Greeks are loving it but I suspect everyone else is as baffled as I am.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Greek night at the hotel and this legend came for a chat, asked where we’re from and when I told him he said, “Ahh Blackpool football, in the third division now but went in the Premier long ago”. Said he’s followed English football for years across all the leagues. What a smasher 🙌🏽
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh there’s some football being played today. Gerrin Blackpool 🍊
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Balcony beers after another mind-bending hot day 🫠
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