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Lightning Chris

@lightningchris.bsky.social
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Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"

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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 3h
Boy George & @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social then?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agreed.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ouch.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta love the big house.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great book that. Just re read it.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know the feeling.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mr Crisp is, as ever, on speed dial & Im blaming you.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You never know Col.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fair.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shiny Clogs. @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social ...
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You poncy git!
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rangers. Relegated Scots Prem to Scots L2 for farting in Church in Comparison. Look at Bury etc .... Citeh. Should be struck off. They won't be ... Its just a big con. I'll bet you a pint they just get a slap on the wrist. Mansour probably has Musk on speedial just inncase 4 a takeover.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They'll get away with it ... sadly.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got to keep arl Wooly @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social from getting into them somehow. I can't imagine him knowing how to use a tin opener.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you been to the @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social school of low quality snacks?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well we are not looking at British Couture in this instance ...
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look up Mac Sabbeth.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How very @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... Arl Wooly would love that.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A face only a mother could love etc ...
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine what his knees look like. I need a nap.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus Shitting Christ! @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social Not even I. Not even I.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
12.10. Spits red wine out. Ives you never let us down.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry Dirk but @westlancsives.bsky.social is WAY ahead of you in winding up arl Wooly @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social today. That being said. Branston Beana are FAR superior to Heinz. I imagine Bri is still on Tesco value tinned carrots whilst wondering why he can't find Kwik Save online.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reet Smart n That mate!
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You are on top form today Ives. Bravo.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fk me. What is this dirge? Pasta shells?. It'll be Alphabety Spagetti next (Not that you could spell peas with it anyway) Its not 1985 Bri. Having said that, if it was Everton would at least have won something. -2/10 max
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where's arl Wooly? @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ...
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slacks 5th Avenue? (See what I did there?)
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We've already got it Bri. It's you that needs it.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That T-Shirt ha given me a 'Tifter' ... Coooorrr!
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well Lads. I see 'arl Wooly' @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social has found a prime time show to watch after Blue Peaster ... @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @kaffy78.bsky.social @westlancsives.bsky.social @ukefc.bsky.social
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ohhhh that's good!!! 🤣🤣
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things are looking up. Stick with it mate!! 👍👍
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So that's their profits down and Colin no longer having to worry about wage advances. He'll be buying pastel polo shirts and mincing about Oxton now?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Covering NBD's annual leave (hangover) days?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Bangiest Bangs ever.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@bsrg1.bsky.social .... Dusty Bin has made a comeback! #Wellend
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Evertons very own FloJo. Just doesn't carry the lycra off as well.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🤣
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If yesterday's 'Scouse' is anything to go by Lad they, like all your "cuisine" will be derided, nay, ridiculed in the usual timely manner.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't worry Bri, Autumn probably isn't ready for you either. It's like all of us ... dreading all your Seasonal 'Recipies'
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Very @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social esque slop that.
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's what came out during Arl Woolys Colonic!
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Surely you'd be better off with Balsa lessons?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is that the aftermath of a particularly troublesome colonic irrigation Lad?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wayne Rooney of comedy?
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Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Beat me to it Col. 🤣
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