Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mr Crisp is, as ever, on speed dial & Im blaming you. 120
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shiny Clogs. @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social ... 310
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rangers. Relegated Scots Prem to Scots L2 for farting in Church in Comparison. Look at Bury etc .... Citeh. Should be struck off. They won't be ... Its just a big con. I'll bet you a pint they just get a slap on the wrist. Mansour probably has Musk on speedial just inncase 4 a takeover. 211
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got to keep arl Wooly @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social from getting into them somehow. I can't imagine him knowing how to use a tin opener. 110
Reposted by Lightning ChrisMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.static.klipy.comAmy Poehler's Perfect Chef's KissALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss 652882548
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have you been to the @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social school of low quality snacks? 100
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well we are not looking at British Couture in this instance ... 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How very @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... Arl Wooly would love that. 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Imagine what his knees look like. I need a nap. 120
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jesus Shitting Christ! @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social Not even I. Not even I. 110
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/202612.10. Spits red wine out. Ives you never let us down. 110
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sorry Dirk but @westlancsives.bsky.social is WAY ahead of you in winding up arl Wooly @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social today. That being said. Branston Beana are FAR superior to Heinz. I imagine Bri is still on Tesco value tinned carrots whilst wondering why he can't find Kwik Save online. 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fk me. What is this dirge? Pasta shells?. It'll be Alphabety Spagetti next (Not that you could spell peas with it anyway) Its not 1985 Bri. Having said that, if it was Everton would at least have won something. -2/10 max 001
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Where's arl Wooly? @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Slacks 5th Avenue? (See what I did there?) 100
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We've already got it Bri. It's you that needs it. 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That T-Shirt ha given me a 'Tifter' ... Coooorrr! 010
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well Lads. I see 'arl Wooly' @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social has found a prime time show to watch after Blue Peaster ... @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @gwedlid.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social @kaffy78.bsky.social @westlancsives.bsky.social @ukefc.bsky.social 011
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Things are looking up. Stick with it mate!! 👍👍 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So that's their profits down and Colin no longer having to worry about wage advances. He'll be buying pastel polo shirts and mincing about Oxton now? 040
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Covering NBD's annual leave (hangover) days? 110
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@bsrg1.bsky.social .... Dusty Bin has made a comeback! #Wellend 120
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Evertons very own FloJo. Just doesn't carry the lycra off as well. 100
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If yesterday's 'Scouse' is anything to go by Lad they, like all your "cuisine" will be derided, nay, ridiculed in the usual timely manner. 010
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't worry Bri, Autumn probably isn't ready for you either. It's like all of us ... dreading all your Seasonal 'Recipies' 110
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Very @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social esque slop that. 001
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's what came out during Arl Woolys Colonic! 000
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Surely you'd be better off with Balsa lessons? 210
Lightning Chris @lightningchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is that the aftermath of a particularly troublesome colonic irrigation Lad? 000