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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, but I hate the Phillies
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The former pardon *attorney* is named "LizOyer" ? That's wizzild
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
people love to mention that GB is winless without Parsons but I think the bigger problem is that the offense is complete doo doo
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
where's the Benghazi brigade at? y'all have any thoughts on this? speak up, we can't hear you. I want hearings and subpoenas and tarring and feathering over this
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Titans new unis look sharp Their secondary, less sharp
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 05/09/2026
inside of my brain right now:
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i read it in print every day during my middle east kicks, a very good newspaper it will be missed
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a rich tapestry of options but I think it's gotta be Tennessee-LSU 2010 all we had to do was count to 11 and the best we could do was 13
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 28/07/2026
WARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This feels grimly accurate. I think for most people, engagement with the party feels like getting on Temu’s mailing list: Just a neverending stream of spam asking for cash and no other meaningful call to be part of anything that might generate any sense of identity or community.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
stuff like this is why one important avenue for court reform is just nixing the shadow docket altogether and forcing these people to explain themselves to the public when they issue orders. also, making their records property of the united states and subject to publication when they leave the bench.
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
through collective action, great things can be possible
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The people who downplay the seriousness of the Nazi tattoo by claiming it's a normal thing for a Marine to get while on leave (it's not) are being extremely condescending to the actual working class people they claim to represent.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The thing I'm maddest about re:Platner are all the people who never served in the military who told me that it was perfectly normal for enlisted military people to get Nazi tattoos. NO IT FUCKING ISN'T.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/07/2026
Armor: Can I help?
Wolverine: Are you a beer?

PAUSA DE HIDRATACION
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 30/06/2026
The Baron from Dune soaking in oil
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I bet he asked for payment up front
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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@jilltucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
@jilltucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wu Tang's powers within the five boroughs are unfathomable and unstoppable
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Be advised: the bassline during the chorus of Gucci's "Lemonade" is almost certainly inspired by (lifted from?) F-Zero's "Mute City"
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the VHS of this is still in a box somewhere in my parents' house and seeing it when I was A Teen explains a lot about the way i think about music
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
don't worry everyone
starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay!

they JUST announced it
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Passionfruit Dental Exam
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 21/04/2026
(me, having spent 4 hours completely stationary playing on my Steam Deck) I should brush my teeth in the shower so as to optimise my time
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
it's nine inch noize day! there's no way to match the truly wild stage show from last Saturday, but the audio alone still has me power marching through the train station
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
David Byrne sounds the way I wish I did when i was 20 PROJECTION!
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The strokes still got it Prayers up for their drummer though, I hope they got you some exotic joint oils Chondroitin plus
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
nine inch noize! i hope the kids in attendance recognize their good fortune an all-time set
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2026
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
left the UK too soon
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
a whole lot of my bedrock political opinions are informed by the belief that the post-war period was the best it's been for humanity, ever, in terms of outcomes improving. and maybe that's economics and interconnectedness but honestly you could probably explain most of it with just feminist wins
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm biased but the fact that no other teams have a bit as good as the Vols post-game interview is the reason they failed
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
picture, thousan words, etc etc
An ICE agent inside an airport, leaning against a pole and fucking around on his phone. He's next to a window, which looks out at a huge line of people waiting to even get inside the terminal to stand in a security line.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I bet he's thinking about hormuz

900 lbs of 60% U
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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frightlytoasted 🎃 @lightlyytoasted.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Bright Eyes - First Day of My Life (happy tears) it came on in the grocery store once and I had to pretend to be really into oatmeal for a minute while I got my shit together
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