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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 35m
i am envious that the trustees and judges in competitions you've participated in were candid enough to be separate entities, not friends of friends, communities of practice, to be utterly charitable. that is an admirable achievement in literary competitions
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 8h
hijackeding
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 8h
We need to understand that more people in our country consume this kind of information regularly than read a book.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 9h
The Third-Country Removal Tracker has been updated with a new entry for Jamaica, plus likely/confirmed TCR flights to Cameroon, Central African Republic, Ghana, Liberia, Sierra Leone. And (spotted by @jjindc.bsky.social) St Kitts & Nevis. All in the last 30 hours. gillianbrockell.com/tracking-all...
gillianbrockell.com
Tracking All of Trump’s Known Third-Country Removals
Trump's ICE has expelled an estimated 25,000 people to countries where they have no ties. Find out where they are going, what happens to them, and who profits.
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 8h
I don't know if Karen read the piece, or as an experienced other-employed editor I just caught different details: the people awarding this prize (for merits they seem to be unable to justify within the writing itself) are being incredibly cavalier with their charge
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 8h
y'know what really sucks. when americans try on british english we know what you're doing it's gross
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10h
Right so the war against social science. Yes it’s ideological. It’s also a termination letter from the state saying it no longer needs legitimation. that’s the public crisis — ask yourself why it doesn’t need legitimacy.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 9h
I want you to imagine all of the incriminating evidence on the Trump family phones
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 11h
Primetime (2026). A shimmering CRT cesspool that our current terrible era slithered out of, fully formed. The horror of vacuity, the vacuity of horror, chasing expendables who do harm while reinforcing the systems that produce them.
Primetime (2026) poster
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 11h
Part of the reason they're going after Rep Omar is because they know a lot of her democratic colleagues hate her for being a) Muslim, b) effective at her job, c)both, and so aren't going to do shit to protect her.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h
theonion.com/man-who-drin...
Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancerThe Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 11h
like if firing people makes you more competitive, just fire everyone? or do they think there's a Compet1t10n Index or smthng
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 11h
i don't think that's how that works guys
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 11h
not if you go to the farmer's market the day before now guilt will guide you
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h
Every day you gotta Figure Out Lunch. It is both the day's greatest pleasure and worst burden
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reading old articles about Dennis Hastert for these episodes, and there's so many moments that make you shudder. Like his wife saying "during wrestling season, he's a different person".
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 21h
The worst Ebola outbreak in the world is ongoing in the DRC and you’re not being informed about it in part because the reason it is spiralling is US politics. At least one person who was suffering from the disease crossed into Uganda by road and then flew from Kampala to Nairobi where he died.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16h
Many of you are long-playing an attempt to get me to see Digger. That’s an Iñàrritu movie. I’ve played this game. I can try and put a duvet cover on by myself if I want to be irritated, and it won’t cost me a thing.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 16h
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18h
took this photo while walking to the venue last night and a guy walking by me said “it’s not the cat”
Street signs that say Garfield place
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 12h
except the other wearing-pastel sweats/fucked up balding/floppy hair situation people. hard to have to learn it this way tbh
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 12h
2nd worst thing: not doing 'Winjas" worst thing: the racist stuff
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s the same voice she used when she said she was fine to drive home after the taping.
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Grimes and i are barely even acquaintnaces, we just happen to go to the same church that combines Roman Catholicism and Halo
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Attorney Kathleen Martinez @attorneymartinez.bsky.social · 17h
BREAKING: " Videos collected by local investigators make it “pretty obvious” that an ICE officer intentionally ran over Miguel Parra Hernandez during an immigration stop Saturday, which could lead to assault charges, the district attorney said Tuesday."
nbcnews.com
Texas DA says ICE intentionally hit immigrant with a car and may have withheld evidence
Harris County DA Sean Teare told NBC News his office has collected multiple videos for its own investigation but isn’t getting cooperation from the federal government. ICE denied their agent intentio...
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 13h
in elementary school sometimes they used to tell u "make sure u do this on your own, dont have mommy write it for u". foolish. kids that used mommy freed up significant time for other goals! kids that dont use mommy will fall behind! give all your banking information & biometric data to mommy also
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 13/10/2026
This bill would abolish ICE, DHS, and CBP, transferring legitimate customs duties to other departments. It would sunset Section 219 of the INA close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility and shutter all immigration detention centers. You have my sword, milady.
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man in a gilet stood on platform 12 gives up on reading the display and asks ChatGPT out loud if he is on the right platform for his train. I don’t want to be dramatic about it but Eratosthenes figured out the circumference of the Earth using a stick and knowledge of a distant well.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 13/10/2026
one of the weirdest developments on twitter is whoever runs the Janus Films account just posts like a film person who doesn't even seem to know or care about movies made released by janus films
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𝒩𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 ⏾ @starlightatnight13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m actually such a sweetie pie so if you ever see me being a cunt to someone just know that they deserved it
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i mean even just to see that rat jeffries scurry around to ensure the democrats remain as shitty as 90's conservatives
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i don't know her but now i know enough she sounds great
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/10/2026
that’s right
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Truthout @truthout.org · 13/10/2026
Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.
truthout.org
Rep. Delia Ramirez Introduces Landmark Bill to Abolish DHS, ICE, and CBP
The Department of Homeland Security was established in 2002 as part of the Bush administration’s war on terror.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Connecting anything in your house to the internet is like saying “hmm yes I want this to become Haunted” and I include the computer in this
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ok. hear me out. govt positions require discretion, and some degree of introspective knowledge about how a person presents to the world. this is a measure of the ability to represent orhers. MAYBE our govt shouldn't be WHOLLY FUCKING COMPRISED OF people with body dysmorphia
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Elden Ring: Godrick the Grafted Boss Fight
ALT: Elden Ring: Godrick the Grafted Boss Fight
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life
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u/RegulatorsPod • 14h
Am I wrong for throwing an "UnWedding"
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44m single and childless and I have an idea for something I want to do next year. I've only shared it with one person who immediately flew off the handle.
Context: At 44 l've been in at least 8 weddings, I've been to countless engagements parties, bridal showers, weddings, gender reveals, baby showers, kids birthdays and more. I've sponsored my people's kids in their jogathons, school fundraiser, etc.
Resolution: I want to throw a "Fun Uncle Shower,"
"Single Life Soirée" the "UnWedding" of the century. I want to create a registry and send invites to anyone who I have ever attended or funded the above events for. My take, if I took 3 days out of work, rented a tux, flew across the country, and bought you a breadmaker, I think you could throw $50 my way or buy me a Starbucks gift card. To be clear it's not just about the money. It's about single people being asked time and time again to hand over their time and money because two people are having intercourse regularly. Single people often pay all their own bills, and have less disposable income, but get guilted into traveling to see people with kids because "it's easier", they get ostracized from friend groups for not being a couple or parent, until their kid is selling wrapping paper. It's time to take a stand. 45, single, no kids? You get a cuarenta y cinceñera. AITA??
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"What if Dr. Strangelove wanted to wag its finger at you for laughing at it, while at the same time also be extremely unfunny?" failed for completely fair and square reasons, guys. They can't all be misunderstood masterpieces.
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i am reading this in an actual mcdonald's you won't believe what they just played on the speakers
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I could go on and on with this list, but I'll end with one of my mantras, "do less that matters more." AI is a tool of optimization, speed and efficiency. These are not educational values. Telling students they should use AI so they can do more does not help them learn and develop.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NEW: The Trump admin just cut the time that a refugee has to submit a formal response or an objection to a Notice of Intent to Terminate refugee status from the current period of 30 days to just 10 days. This new rule, issued without the normal notice and comment process, goes into effect tomorrow.
Screenshot of the first page of the Federal Register pre-inspection copy of the interim final rule. Text as follows:

This document is scheduled to be published in the
Federal Register on 2026-10-14 and available online at [links]

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
8 CFR Part 214
[CIS No. 2870-26; DHS Docket No. USCIS-2026-0529]
RIN 1615-AD26
Removing Deference to Prior USCIS Determinations of Eligibility
AGENCY: U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, DHS.
ACTION: Notice of proposed rulemaking.
SUMMARY: The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS), U.S. Citizenship and
Immigration Services (USCIS), proposes to remove 8 CFR 214.1(c)(5), which generally
provides that USCIS gives deference to a prior approval involving the same facts when
adjudicating a request to extend a petition for an alien’s employment or stay. This change
would better align DHS regulations with the statute, which places the burden of proving
eligibility for all immigration benefits on the petitioner, applicant, or beneficiary;
strengthen adjudicatory review; and support agency priorities to improve the integrity of
the immigration system and better protect the interests of U.S. workers.
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
some people claim that there's a woman to blame... but it's an alien
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone should have walked out of the theatre when this popped up tbh.
Title card that reads "Germany 1838"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, absolutely. For example, if in the next few weeks, Trump sends ICE officers to polls, you know what you do? You go anyway, you throw them a middle finger, and you walk into the ballot box and don't let them intimidate you. What you don't do is despair and stay home.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sometimes I wonder why people with like an entire walk-in full of easy-to-find skeletons would run for high office but then I remember that the kind of person who both has those skeletons and aspires to that office is probably a psychopath
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cover by Lee Elias.
Black Cat Comics #50 (1954). The cover shows a man as his body is starting to dissolve. There is a tube labeled "radium" falling out of his hands, which have already dissolved to the point we can see his finger bones. The lower part of his face, pretty much his entire jaw, is also dissolving. We can see the terror in his eyes. "Shocking Horror Radiates From... White Heat!"
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I regret to inform you, Mr. Director sir, your expert is reading the cuneiform tablet upside-down
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