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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/02/2025

worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.

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MajinBeeff @majinbeeff.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

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Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions

There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 14/02/2025

Today I learned I should check out the dollar tree.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 14/02/2025

Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 04/02/2025

There was an early 70s Sesame Street where Buffy Ste Marie explained breastfeeding to big bird, while actively nursing her baby.

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Laurhob @laurhob.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

A beautiful fluffy baby

A gray and white cat with golden amber eyes is relaxing on some light gray carpet and looking to the right with sun shining on him

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 01/02/2025

Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 30/01/2025

The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 30/01/2025

A little raw milk will clear that right up

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 29/01/2025

Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 29/01/2025

I've moved up to a whole-body tremble

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 26/01/2025

Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 25/01/2025

I regret to inform you that you might have to stop referring to them as "the babies" and move on to "the lads" or "the fellows" because they're starting to look like lads (or fellows).

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/01/2025

So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading

A dvd case for Trainspotting, with the sort of colorful late 90s design associated with teen comedies and the cast in similarly fun-movie poses

The back of the case reading “The motion picture sensation that wowed critics and audiences nationwide, Trainspotting delivers a wild mix of rebellious action and wicked humor! It's the story of four friends as they try to make it in the world on their own terms...and who end up planning the ultimate scam! Powered by an outstanding cast of rising young stars (including Emma's Ewan McGregor and a high-energy soundtrack, Trainspotting spectacular, groundbreaking entertainment!”

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

Mister Rogers would be deeply disappointed in so many of you.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

Isn't it exhausting, though? Don't they ever get tired of lugging around all this bitterness? Does it accomplish anything other than making them feel slightly less miserable by making someone else slightly more miserable? Have they tried being kind? Even once?

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

I used to worry about the cement mixer pelicans.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

Maybe I'm painfully stupid or naïve but I don't understand hating people for just existing. I cannot get my head around this. I've never been able to. Maybe because Little Lemmie was bullied though 13 years of school just for being different. I don't know

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

If you're a bird that can chisel out a picture in a few seconds though... I mean, that's gotta pay pretty good.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 23/01/2025

Really fun that I get to "find out" because other people thought it would be good to fuck around

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 20/01/2025

I forgot to have sex for about 15 years. I can't remember if I miss it or not

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 17/01/2025

ME: Oh no David Lynch died. COWORKER: who’s that? ME: a great director. CW: of product management?

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 17/01/2025

Feeling a little broken because while I've seen most of David Lynch's work, it never affected me in any way. I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/01/2025

A nice thing people don't talk about enough is the coincidence of hearing a word at the same time you happen to be reading it

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I would elaborate if I hadn't already forgotten what I just said.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

*Shakespeare leaving a leather bar* [Exit, pursued by a bear]

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

okay now that there’s a bunch of new people coming over from Facebook: Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text” It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

It's funny that people have trouble understanding asexual relationships when cats are right there. You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc. Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 07/01/2025

My heart has been replaced by a potato

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 04/01/2025

My cat gets pretty aggressive when he's high, too

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 04/01/2025

Careful. That's how you get werewolves

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 04/01/2025

I am having the worst burnout but I don't know what to do. How do you take a break from basically doing nothing?

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 01/01/2025

Today will be spent standing on the coffee table and announcing the firsts of the year. For example, I have bellowed "FIRST COFFEE OF THE YEAR" and now I am bellowing "FIRST SKEET OF THE YEAR" Begin as you mean to go on.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · 30/12/2024

I have a face for radio and a voice for mime.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Mom, I'm scared. Can you come pick me up?

A wild-eyed dog standing in front of a group of rowdy dogs.

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Argo Tuulik @mixedmartialarx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy. This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

Photo of Nutmeg standing on all fours on top of a small cylindrical stool

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