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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Living in a queer household is explaining to your roommates cat that nonbinary papa is having a very private moment with a very ugly woman

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Being lactose intolerant and dosing your lactase wrong be like “a moment on the lips, several hours of the shits”

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*refilling my stapler with the cold intensity of a sniper loading her weapon*

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Elon musk being so deranged about his daughter being transgender is so strange. Like he’s acting like he’s sue Klebold and his kid is a school shooter.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gonna start doing hyrox because apparently it’s a really IBS-D friendly sport for how intense it is.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The whole blue square, stop anti-semitism thing is also Kraft.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Gonna start doing Nigerian prince scams with the random trans girls in like Nebraska who like me on dating apps.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Shit they coming for the patriots football team and an entire American region. Then New York and New Jersey and New Hampshire. Then they’re coming for Indiana, because it has INDIAN in the name

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s strange going to a gendered bathroom in a venue having a queer event because like yes, everyone’s allowed to use the bathroom of their choice even if it’s just using the more pleasant bathroom to use but like sometimes I do see really gender funky people and get scared I’m in the wrong place.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Doing yoga with full luscious bush.

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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026

i keep trying to explain the concept of a wading pool and she keeps going off about the implications. babe it's not that deep

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/08/2026

she's interested in eastern european cities? didn't know she was a -grad student

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In the newest Star Trek strange new worlds the crew turns into puppets and Carol Kane must’ve been like “no yeah, you caricature it more” because everyone else is like a standard muppet and she’s…

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I showed Scott pilgrim takes off to my girlfriend who has never seen any Scott pilgrim before and she really really liked it

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Highly usable post from last year

@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I own the physical board game of wordle and I actually just use the chips to throw at my wife so I’m still contributing to transphobia

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Im different the stripper and cam girl actually do love me because im special and kind and also hot.

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 03/08/2026

Reverse unicorn hunting. I’m looking for a straight couple whose relationship I can end

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just had an absolutely horrible Taco Bell experience where like $20 went down the drain because people can’t read substitution lines. Like most of the time Taco Bell is great but the people working at this one were like Illiterate or something

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Wow taking Masseduction to a new level

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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

this guy gets it

Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Volume 12!!!! How often is this happening

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball

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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Computer, make all the lesbians in my phone have a wonderful day tomorrow...

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Putting this over my CharlieCard to add another level of excitement

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The male balding with a crew cut is gonna be devastating

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When guys are like “that’s not rape, all my friends have done that,” that’s exactly what we’re talking about. That’s the problem. Rape is so common and unpunished that a guy could casually reveal all his friends are rapists and not see it as a problem.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue being on here shows how much America has really given into its worst impulses

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Took creatine before my Pilates and my muscles fatigued so much less and my mindbody connection felt sharper, @katie.bzky.team stays correct about this. Every company that sells creatine should give you a referral code.

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Bitches love dating a Pilates girlie until I correct them on flexibility vs mobility

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Watching an episode of judge Mathis where a ren faire knight got his penis split open in a jousting accident by his squire and I feel like I’m watching a medieval tort case

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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

CABO VERDE YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Tgirl w a small penis call that shrimp on the barbie

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janie @angels.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

2 for 2 on winning canidates who went on going down with ella yurman

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Oof Canada beaten on their own turf

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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 23/06/2026

I NEED 400 PEOPLE TO FOLLOW MEL IMMEDIATELY

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 18/06/2026

I understand that it can be hard to get prescribed HRT depending on where you are, but I do want to remind you to exercise caution when it comes to DIY methods like magical cursed objects or transformation potions. These often come with some sort of uncontrolled element or perhaps karmic punishment

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Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A UFC fighter calling Michelle Obama a man is so fucking tired. People have been accusing her of being a man for over a decade. Apparently women can’t have strong jawlines unless it’s because they have mar a lago face.

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