Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She just keeps yelling at the door so I gave her a churu 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What’s important was he liked your hat. But I understand fedora is like the worst hat to get mistaken for, it’s not like he said he liked your kangol 030
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Living in a queer household is explaining to your roommates cat that nonbinary papa is having a very private moment with a very ugly woman 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Being lactose intolerant and dosing your lactase wrong be like “a moment on the lips, several hours of the shits” 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What’s a cenobite if not a really weird domme 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*refilling my stapler with the cold intensity of a sniper loading her weapon* 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is how you encourage fat redistribution, you just inject it like you’re getting a BBL 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why does he look like he grew up in a high altitude and for the love of god what is going on with his pelvis tilt 030
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good luck finding someone for making out by the animatronics and accidentally setting one off but like just as friends 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the lines I’m always thinking about is “pussy speak poetry” 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I also am frequently thinking of this song, I’m glad I’m not alone 110
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Even as someone who myself is built crazy like she look built CRAZY! Some of that has to be hip padding! But like if it’s all real good for her 001
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nā hīe sprecaþ þus (I don’t actually speak old English sorry if the grammar is absolute shit) 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also like the dude has so many kids… ones gonna be trans 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Elon musk being so deranged about his daughter being transgender is so strange. Like he’s acting like he’s sue Klebold and his kid is a school shooter. 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Notorious dog also spotted at Yom Kippur services 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For context for the dweebs who don’t know a woman in Shanghai shat herself while doing hyrox and received no penalty 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gonna start doing hyrox because apparently it’s a really IBS-D friendly sport for how intense it is. 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Horny magician stole someone’s packer and replaced it with a 7 of clubs 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Also I typed Serj and apple changed it to Seth. This is anti-Armenian 1380
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I also am like admittedly not as cool and hip to the metal scene as I once was. Like IDK maybe slipknot and System of a Down aren’t considered cool bands by 20 year olds anymore but I remember hot topic starting to sell their merch again a few years ago. 3120
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Probably FIR wanting to collaborate and be associated with metal artists who are considered actually talented and good by both like a wide spectrum of fans. I think Seth and Corey for a variety of reasons are not judging Ronnie as harshly as other artists might. 2240
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Both my workplaces only have two women’s stalls so unfortunately this is just how I must be 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If it makes you feel better as someone who used to do dessert for a restaurant, unless it’s like fried, it’s really not a hassle close to closing 110
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cedar you stab and zap people in the face. If there’s any level of brain fog or something else that could disrupt or compromise the quality of your work, it’s totally fine to reschedule. 010
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The whole blue square, stop anti-semitism thing is also Kraft. 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Okay but also there were like two songs about coming together and the Disney channel original movie Tiger Cruise 030
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What I actually had for my first thought was something like these two things with essentially a dog leash coupler but with 3 straps one being longer that would attach at the neck 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In searching for this I found a reference pic (off Amazon so I don’t feel bad taking it vs like an indie leather maker of a harness like this which is not what I had in mind but definitely is an option. 110
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think this is fully possible, but essentially have the harness go around the neck in a collar fashion, then for cuffs have them be more the restraint style with the cuffs being detachable from each other, and all 3 could connect with a Y leash or chain with a decent amount of slack. 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seriously why am I getting 4 times the nugget but only two times the sauce? Just have it so 4 and 6 get one because the ideal is one sauce per 5 nuggets but there’s no 5 and base everything else of that idea? 011
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why does link have glass skin like he’s been doing a ten step kbeauty routine? 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Doing the Spanish Prisoner scam but actually I’ve been imprisoned for blowing up a data center or something cool. 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sure Lilith we’re married but I need 2,000 to get over to Bloomington Indiana. 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Gonna start doing Nigerian prince scams with the random trans girls in like Nebraska who like me on dating apps. 100
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He very clearly knew it would give him an excuse to go fully mask off 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You can always lie and say you have a new hobby, like oh “gotta go to solidcore” 111
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Shit they coming for the patriots football team and an entire American region. Then New York and New Jersey and New Hampshire. Then they’re coming for Indiana, because it has INDIAN in the name 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Calling protein pop-tarts cis people HRT is really invalidating for all the nonbinary people who just want to look like Jackie from love lies bleeding 011
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Apparently the venue I’m writing about has a really unpleasant men’s room so don’t blame people but it’s funny. 000
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s strange going to a gendered bathroom in a venue having a queer event because like yes, everyone’s allowed to use the bathroom of their choice even if it’s just using the more pleasant bathroom to use but like sometimes I do see really gender funky people and get scared I’m in the wrong place. 100
Reposted by Havana Lottie🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026i keep trying to explain the concept of a wading pool and she keeps going off about the implications. babe it's not that deep 020125
Havana Lottie @lavenderlemonade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Unfortunately I don’t think rent a butch has a Brooklyn chapter 010
