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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 6h
y'all... 🤭😭
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every nier automata side quest is like MACHINE THAT LOVED TO SUCK COCK: "I...JUST...WANTED TO...SUCK....COCK..." (explodes) 9S: "Wow, that machine was so weird! Right, 2B?" 2B: "9S...We androids also like sucking cock..."
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Six months have passed since the #ArtemisII mission and NASA has just released the reentry video from the Orion capsule! Here is a timelapse of the reentry, but be sure to check out the realtime version linked below! 🔭🧪
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you guys ever think about how future textbooks are going to have to include sections about e-boys like they do about the Flappers or whatever
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And we love that for him
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 29/09/2026
hell yeah dudes rock
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, big if true
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Macaco Chico Comendo Um Caldeirão De Strogonoff @vvieiravitor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
56. steven flow
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's my final take on the Remedy discourse: I was trying to describe Alan Wake 2 to my girlfriend and after a while she went "So Sam Lake is kind of a European Kojima?" Anyway I'm still reeling from that epiphany
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been running into these horror-themed channels on YouTube shorts that only do zombie scenarios where nothing ever happens, because they always need to bait new viewers in. Just a ton of Indian guys in uncomfortable looking makeup doing a crouch-lunge for hours on end. There's no way that pays enough
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a completely anodyne Instagram post about the importance of telling of your friends you love them and then I thought about my best friend from college dying alone on his kitchen floor and started crying Time to call my therapist maybe
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean he did just have a guy on the show to talk about how algebra is a Jewish conspiracy, but I suppose that wasn't on TV so it doesn't count
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wore my new Chat Pile shirt today. Guy at the register when I paid for lunch took a looooong look at it, and said "Chat Police? Man that's crazy"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Taylor Lorenz is "leaving the left" then I'm leaving the Biggest Dick On Earth Club. I'm leaving the Richest Smartest Best Looking Club.
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing a lot of totally alien takes lately re: Remedy games and their combat. People just *tolerated* the combat in Alan Wake 2 and Control?? Did we play the same game?
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Average Day Joe Bot @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ALDI FINDS: - Gun
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, Hasan's a dumb guy and I don't believe he's genuinely principled, but he is one hundred percent correct about this. The CIA alone has been responsible for a hundred 9/11s on foreign soil. This take is ahistorical and moronic
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ripped the ass of my khakis in the middle of work today. Whole left butt cheek just hangin' out there
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The one thing about being mostly sane now is that the massive amount of antipsychotics I'm on have calcified my Third Eye, the origin of all Posts
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've roped my girlfriend in for a rewatch of Twin Peaks (this is her first) and GOD I love all these goofy little characters and their charming little town. Lynch was truly the GOAT
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Interviewer: Are these services harmful? The Most Brain Damaged Woman In The World: buhhhj algorithm make brain go beep beep :)
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's only the middle of the week, but you'll manage it somehow! Time to dig deep and GO ALL OUT on BOW WOW WEDNESDAY!
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
dead i am the bong hanging from the dong he cannot be freed tried to fuck the weed
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love this song but uh. This is a Cake song, right? youtu.be/zS-yOS2HEGk?...
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Dinosaur Jr. - Blowin' Up (Lyric Visualizer)
YouTube video by dinosaurjnr
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Verse 2 of a Run the Jewels song El-P: I’m the plegiance of allegiance
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
while back i was watching a real time compilation of 9/11 news footage and a guy calls in, says he works near the WTC and saw the plane "bounce off." then a bit later he's on a different network trying to sell Plane Bounced Off Theory. dude had every opportunity but couldn't make it stick. pathetic
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soleil ho @soleilho.com · 11/09/2026
I rarely talk about how I was 6 blocks away from the WTC on 9/11. & it's less bc of the trauma and more the sheer shame of how the US turned that trauma into grist for more killing. here, I talk about how the attacks became a formative moment in my political life www.coyotemedia.org/september-11...
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I Watched the Planes Fly Past My Classroom Window. Then Came 25 Years of Grievance
For Soleil Ho, September 11 was their political origin story.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 11/09/2026
you know what time it is!!!!!!!
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Chris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this rules elementxcinema.substack.com/p/unforgivin...
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Unforgiving Years
Gunnar Stansson breaks his silence on 𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦
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Flat Eric Andre @aud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GotDAMN
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These guys kind of remind me of what I learned in CBT. I have a severe anxiety disorder, so when I don't have a good reason to feel anxious my brain starts inventing reasons, which makes me paranoid. These guys do that but for feeling generally aggrieved. Everyone must be keeping them down!
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone is Twelve theory undefeated unfortunately
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Child Wielding Needle @dontevenask.me · 08/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNph...
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jeff gerstmann speaks his mind
YouTube video by ruin
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is definitely true (Adam Sessler was one of the worst offenders, he's openly racist in a lot of those reviews), but the thing is I would also give FFX a 6. It's my second least favorite in the whole series! Don't care for it much!
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sopranos meme about the creation of fugazi
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Patterson's fans are primarily older women who would only *maybe* know of Mr Beast through their children or grandkids, and the Mr Beast audience is children who aren't reading longer chapter books. The business genius strikes again!
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Unc (chopped + screwed) @laszlokovacs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is so, so good. Reminds me of some of my favorite JG Ballard pieces. It's a brief and easy read, please take a minute out of your day. clarkesworldmagazine.com/ha_04_25/
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In My Country by Thomas Ha
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 31/08/2026
amazing intro btw
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