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Mark Larson

@larsondjs.bsky.social
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Actuary by day, announcer by night

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 13h
If Budweiser was trying to identify individual alcoholics and send them personalized "Chuck, you haven't had a drink in a while, here's a free case on us" ads we would rightfully call for them to be drawn and quartered
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn't running your football team supposed to be fun? This feels like having AI play your video games.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#caturday I think they are scheming
Two cats that look like they are scheming
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have questions
A sign that says Funeral Parking but the "uneral" is blocked so it appears to say "Fun Parking"
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero. The Trump admin claimed as many as 16,000 noncitizens had been registered to vote in Nevada. Then DHS came back and said the number was actually 185. This week, Nevada told the admin every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
nytimes.com
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/09/2026
Damn, I hate it when something feels intrusive and breaches my personal boundaries. What was this about? Oh yeah, the city supporting the use of Flock cameras.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That, and everything he has ever sold has been a scam, and everything he’s ever bought he’s tried to get out of paying for. He cannot imagine an exchange of goods/services for money that doesn’t involve one side of the transaction trying to scam someone
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he's just admitting that he has never won in any deal ever
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day consider your sins
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice and Pat McAfee are on a collision course
Pumpkin spice protein bars
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 01/09/2026
Today is Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, and to celebrate, here’s an assortment of Adoptable Oranges. Bert & Ernie are playful fun brothers (but can be adopted separately). Cid is laid back & affectionate, a really special guy. Lemon’s a medium hair kitten who loves pets. MD, USA. Apply bit.ly/4cOmi21
Ernie, a handsome marmalade colored orange tabby kitten with little white feet. Bert, a buff tabby kitten with long legs and tall ears. Cid, an orange tabby cat with a very handsome face and a pink nose. Lemon, a fluffy orange tabby kitten with wispy ear fluff.
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Paul Callahan (he/him) @paulcallahanmv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The more I see of Musk in his mental decline, the more respect I have for Howard Hughes. We mocked his reclusiveness and long toenails, but now I think he knew how to go out in style.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nefarious #caturday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026
"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
nytimes.com
What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#internationalcatday #caturday Malcolm and Louis celebrate daily
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Dodgers should sign Tom Brady and Robert Horry just because.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 03/08/2026
Blue Wave indicator: My wannabe shitkicker Republican governor has gone back to posting “both sides are bad” horseshit
Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox
X.com
Trying to imagine what either party would do differently if they were actively trying to lose the midterms...really can't think of anything. Great work everyone. #MakeAmericaNormalAgain
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#caturday with Malcolm
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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Gavin Young @gavinyoung.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What's even scarier than this dystopic version of dating is how you know these people will try to raise children 😬
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Squash season @alvinsdream.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When you put it that way it really highlights the absurdity of diner opinions. Like, who regularly has time to sit at a diner in the middle of the day. No one with kids, multiple jobs, family to care for, all kinds of things. To think you've collected a useful set of opinions in one or two visits
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#caturday
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He really called a primetime national address just to read his own drafts from the Spam folder out loud. Even the major networks decided they had better things to stream than “The Deep State and China Stole My Lunch Money: Part 6.” 😐
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haaland’s pulse doesn’t increase when he rips your heart out
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That Claude commercial makes me want to throw the TV, my laptops and every other device out the window and move to a yurt
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If Balogun doesn’t have a facsimile red card stuffed into his sock in case he needs to rip it in half for a goal celebration…
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've been on a nostalgia trip in SoCal. I decided to visit the Beverly Hills Baseball Card Shop where I had been once before in 1990 to get a 1990 Score Bo Jackson. The owner was there and I told him that I had visited in 1990 for that reason. He asked if I still had it. I said I didn't. (cont)
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Turn around....
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 26/06/2026
the 9th annual wedge live cat tour in minneapolis. the people holding signs with scores like it’s the olympics were so clever
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And then President Trump is going to beat up Iran's dad in front of the whole school and then President Trump is going to take us all out for McDonalds and then President Trump is finally going to tell me that he loves me and then
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Malcolm enjoying TLC from Louis #caturday
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 17/06/2026
Cat on a bike! I wish I was quicker to get my phone out bc this cat was so cute.
Photo from behind of someone riding a bike with a cat in the front basket
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NBA Finals by quarter. 1: Spurs + 57 2. Knicks + 29 3. Knicks + 14 4. Knicks: +26
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Juliet Shen @julietshen.online · 09/06/2026
this is the way
a crowd of people sit in folding chairs and stand around a TV showing the Knicks game outside a deli in nyc
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Keri @keriqbaum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My favorite #Caturday video:
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#caturday
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
More than half of the publicly identified donors to Trump's White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion during the past six months, according to a report released by a government watchdog group.
washingtonpost.com
Ballroom donors won $50B in contracts after giving to Trump project, watchdog group finds
President Donald Trump has repeatedly touted the gifts as a boon to taxpayers, but critics of the project say the administration’s refusal to release a full list of donors creates the potential for co...
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P Collirigger @pcollirigger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Artists: "We don't want to perform at a partisan event." Republicans: "It's not a partisan event at all. It's patriotic." Trump: "It's a partisan event." Lather, rinse repeat. Trump is too stupid for politics.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some wildly inappropriate behavior from my fruit seller, here. 📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I want someone to ask Trump what the difference is between an Evangelical and a Catholic. I would like to say that his answer would likely offend a majority of his base but they are too far gone.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 21/05/2026
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund for Jan 6 criminals is intended to generously reward the MAGA cultists most likely to commit violence on command for Donald Trump. This can’t lead anywhere good.
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