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Mark Larson

@larsondjs.bsky.social
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Actuary by day, announcer by night

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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 21h
The news just since I left work: -A planned livestream of an execution by firing squad -Trump basically trying to incite a pogrom against Somalis Nothing mysterious or complicated about what's happening.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately, it may take until there's "one or more in every family" before people start to care.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Budweiser was trying to identify individual alcoholics and send them personalized "Chuck, you haven't had a drink in a while, here's a free case on us" ads we would rightfully call for them to be drawn and quartered
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn't running your football team supposed to be fun? This feels like having AI play your video games.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#caturday I think they are scheming
Two cats that look like they are scheming
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have questions
A sign that says Funeral Parking but the "uneral" is blocked so it appears to say "Fun Parking"
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero. The Trump admin claimed as many as 16,000 noncitizens had been registered to vote in Nevada. Then DHS came back and said the number was actually 185. This week, Nevada told the admin every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They are going to make you post about morning wood
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/09/2026
Damn, I hate it when something feels intrusive and breaches my personal boundaries. What was this about? Oh yeah, the city supporting the use of Flock cameras.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Six? It's like six dutillion
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That, and everything he has ever sold has been a scam, and everything he’s ever bought he’s tried to get out of paying for. He cannot imagine an exchange of goods/services for money that doesn’t involve one side of the transaction trying to scam someone
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he's just admitting that he has never won in any deal ever
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lil fella
Tiny kitty stretch
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yuuuup
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But they HAD committed, you just didn't know
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At least Rickson stayed consistent
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taxation is theft, Aaron
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day consider your sins
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I went to watch my nieces in a camp game and when I got there found out it was $25. I was already there so just did it. And they wanted you to download an app to list the teams playing on certain courts.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice and Pat McAfee are on a collision course
Pumpkin spice protein bars
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 01/09/2026
Today is Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, and to celebrate, here’s an assortment of Adoptable Oranges. Bert & Ernie are playful fun brothers (but can be adopted separately). Cid is laid back & affectionate, a really special guy. Lemon’s a medium hair kitten who loves pets. MD, USA. Apply bit.ly/4cOmi21
Ernie, a handsome marmalade colored orange tabby kitten with little white feet. Bert, a buff tabby kitten with long legs and tall ears. Cid, an orange tabby cat with a very handsome face and a pink nose. Lemon, a fluffy orange tabby kitten with wispy ear fluff.
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Paul Callahan (he/him) @paulcallahanmv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The more I see of Musk in his mental decline, the more respect I have for Howard Hughes. We mocked his reclusiveness and long toenails, but now I think he knew how to go out in style.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I need a man who'll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nefarious #caturday
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😂
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm the youngest of 12. Same mom, same dad. Dad was a mathematician so he took "multiply and replenish" literally.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026
"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
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What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And then when he was on the Jazz for like three hours while trades were being worked out
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dagger
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#internationalcatday #caturday Malcolm and Louis celebrate daily
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"this sorta thing used to be civilized!"
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is life with an orange
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Dodgers should sign Tom Brady and Robert Horry just because.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 03/08/2026
Blue Wave indicator: My wannabe shitkicker Republican governor has gone back to posting “both sides are bad” horseshit
Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox
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Trying to imagine what either party would do differently if they were actively trying to lose the midterms...really can't think of anything. Great work everyone. #MakeAmericaNormalAgain
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#caturday with Malcolm
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looks like Chucky
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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Gavin Young @gavinyoung.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What's even scarier than this dystopic version of dating is how you know these people will try to raise children 😬
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Squash season @alvinsdream.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When you put it that way it really highlights the absurdity of diner opinions. Like, who regularly has time to sit at a diner in the middle of the day. No one with kids, multiple jobs, family to care for, all kinds of things. To think you've collected a useful set of opinions in one or two visits
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#caturday
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He really called a primetime national address just to read his own drafts from the Spam folder out loud. Even the major networks decided they had better things to stream than “The Deep State and China Stole My Lunch Money: Part 6.” 😐
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Mark Larson @larsondjs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Your picture would have a brown streak and I would absolutely be laughing.
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