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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 8h
British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“AGAIN”
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's mental that women are still required to state Miss, Mrs or Ms depending on their marital status, Yet men, Mr is fine for all.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Repair Shop. Could have been a useful guide for people to restore and reuse old things. Instead, they made it a sentimental load of useless bullshit where people just cry over a fucking clock.
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it gets banned it'll just go underground. If it's legalised then we can tax and regulate it. This is 95% of all debate around banning anything, regardless of what it is.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Councils should have staff who just go around and sort out minor problems they see. Bag of rubbish - collect it. Street sign a bit wonky - straighten it. Overgrown weeds - pull them. All those small jobs. They're the things that make a place better to live if they're resolved.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who’s ready for No Kings? We’re getting an early start on making signs! ✊💚
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bit niche perhaps, but Paul and Gerry on Ireland's Midwest Radio are the greatest comedy duo of our time.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A huge thank you to CNN, MS NOW, Politico, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, Fox News, PBS News, NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, HuffPost, the Associated Press, Reuters, Getty Images, and AFP for standing together in defense of a free press.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No-one below 40 should be allowed to do advertising voiceovers. Only adults with sober, sensible voices should be permitted, not children with grating, chipper, perky voices.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We live in the worst era for car design. Every car released in the last five years looks like an iPhone fucked a house brick.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's time for Formula One to be run on simulators. The "races" wouldn't be any less dull and it would save tons of petrol
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The quickest way to make UK roads a bit safer is for "a bit of fucking patience" to be added to the driving test.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never wear clothing with a place name you've never been to.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's absolutely nothing wrong with working a minimum wage retail job no matter your age. A job is a job. And this performative, ignorant gatekeeping by those saying it's not a "proper job" can get in the bin. Work is work.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A condition for driving a noisy motorcycle at night should be that the owner agrees to have the sound of their bike played into their bedroom at high volume while they are trying to sleep.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pubs should have a sign outside like petrol stations do. 'Pint of Stella £6.50, 175ml glass Pinot Grigio £4.50'
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fashion designers - no one ever complained that their pockets were too big. Whatever size you're thinking - double it.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scandals used to end someone's career in a few weeks, now they get forgotten because another scandal has turned up. Newspapers should help out by publishing a list of currently unresolved scandals every day.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 08/09/2026
Three years on from the ULEZ expansion, the evidence is clear: cleaner air, healthier children, fewer lives cut short.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely all landlords think they're one of the good ones, not like those bad landlords out there. I've never seen any admit to being one of the bad ones. They can't all be right.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Major sporting events that pays its sports stars substantial prize money should not be asking anyone to volunteer at their events. Lessen the prize pool and pay people. You are not a charity
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
John Cena is everything the Rock thinks he is. Smart, funny, a good enough actor to play roles that aren't entirely about being uber buff. A true crossover star.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you use the self-service checkouts in shops, you should get the staff discount
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Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dear people who make TV, When we all settled for a handful of episodes and widely separated seasons during a *global pandemic*, we did not think we were making a lifetime deal. Do better. Oh, and stop making us pay more for less. Signed, people who watch TV.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.
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Claire S (UK not USA) @csav55.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
The BBC has goven Farage a platform to air his vile views for over a decade, if they don't cover the Channel 4 expose in full they can give up all pretence of being an impartial broadcaster.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
evergreen
Sonic the Hedgehog. “I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I'M NOT KIDDING.”
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The last ever British monarch is already alive and in line for the throne.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the band members need to wear hearing protection. And the crew need to wear hearing protection. And the people in the crowd need to wear hearing protection. And the venue staff need to wear hearing protection. You see where I'm fucking going with this, yes?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're over 20 and you've modified your car to make it louder, you need to question your life choices. Get a girlfriend or take up tennis - it's not too late to turn things around
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