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Land Moose

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Never imitated, often surpassed. Psalm 73

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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 5h
I love home renovation grants so much
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 6h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Unsubscribes from consciousness*
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 23h
Oh this is like when I threw BIRD BY BIRD across the room because the author was like "I worked so so hard on my stories!" followed by "And then I sent them to my father's literary agent!" Me: 🫩
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Using AI is almost certainly harmful to us cognitively, emotionally, creatively, and socially. We should not use it. We should not normalize it.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TW: Sexual assault and r*pe
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If anyone gifts me a touchscreen toaster I'm climbing into the bath with it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Indiana Jones & Henry Sr. Dynamic Duo
Alt: Indiana Jones & Henry Sr. exchange a glance while escaping the castle on a motorcycle
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no such thing as AI art.
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 05/10/2026
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
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Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sequel fucked up making the US be conquered rather than willing collaborators
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alberta separatists sought US help to break up Canada, offering the province's oil, water and land while Trump threatened Canada with tariffs and annexation; US Republican operatives offered the separatist campaign voter-targeting technology. #cdnpoli
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Alberta separatists asked the US to help break up Canada and offered the province's oil, water and land in return
Albertans vote on 19 October after separatists offered the US government the province's oil, water and land, Michigan Republicans brought in software that exposed nearly three million voters' data, an...
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whole thing is a real treat but this bit, especially the highlighted portion, put a huge smile on my face
Since joining the tech company in 2025, Gary has noticed that naming his employer prompts brutal reactions from prospective paramours. One woman, he says, called him the devil; another asked how he lives with himself. “Sometimes people would just straight up stop talking to me,” he says.

Recently, Gary’s buddies requested he not mention Palantir on their nights out together so as to not tank the whole group’s chances of getting laid. “I get nervous now. I don’t bring it up,” he says. (Gary, along with the other daters in this piece, have been given pseudonyms to protect against professional, if not romantic, repercussions.)
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
85-90% of handguns used in criminal activity in Toronto can be traced back to the USA. At what point do WE call a NATIONAL SECURITY EMERGENCY and impose some pain on the Americans? If they can do it over 41 lbs of fentanyl, surely we can do it over thousands of illegal guns.
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO!
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Schitt's Creek: David's Hard Pass
Alt: Schitt's Creek: David's Hard Pass
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Daniel Munro @dkmunro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lately I’ve been leaning towards that latter position - that cooperation constitutes unjust normalization - especially when rogue states murder the very scientists who, in the “cooperative” context are supposed to be below (or above) politics. bsky.app/profile/dkmu...
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cracked it
A Twitter post by sarrah bellus where someone asked “what’s wrong with musks body?” with photos from a recent visits somewhere outside. He’s standing in all black and cowboy boots. His chest is thrust forward and he has an anterior pelvic tilt. Next to him is two photos of a person from the mid 20th century study showing a person with estrogen deficiency - this person is in their underwear, they have knock knees, hunched shoulders, a protruding chest, which is a sign of estrogen deficiency. The thought here is that Elon musk, suspected of taking too much testosterone, has a similar estrogen deficiency. The quoting post by Dave greenridge says as much.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in Jan ‘19 i caught a cold. i was in urgent care twice that week cuz i was coughing so hard my lungs were bleeding. meds weren’t helping. my colds turn into bronchitis then turn into asthma every time, but this sounded like what covid was said be a year later. i *never* want to experience that again
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 28/09/2026
Gosh, I’m so shocked at all the stories emerging about how Meta’s Muse agent is a recklessly bodged-together thing that doesn’t respect privacy... www.inc.com/jason-aten/m...
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Meta’s New Muse AI Agent Read My Private Messages. I Never Asked It To
Permission isn't the same and what a user actually expects your AI product will do with their personal information.
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still can't believe there's a contingent of people out there who will try to tell you The Force Awakens was good.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Buffalo tonsil
send me anonymous messages!
Anagram for "football is fun!"?
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes! YES!!!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 26/09/2026
you do not appreciate how many times I've thought about simply transporting a bunch of rats to Calgary and dumping them near a sewer grate
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get my NEW BOOK 🙌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought tariffs on Canadian wine was supposed to increase domestic consumption, or something. You don't like your own wine, CA?
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Laurence Thompson @thompsonlg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A 30-year-old woman died of a pulmonary embolism from a broken ankle after she had been sent home and her surgery to set it delayed for a week. This was at Saskatoon’s Royal University Hospital, the province’s major tertiary hospital, which has been overcapacity for almost all of the past 6 years.
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Saskatoon family believes woman’s death avoidable with due care
Family of Kirsten Hanke, who died recently from a pulmonary embolism, wants to see changed in health care to prevent such a thing from happening again.
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does conservation ever address the logistics of saving species with monumentally stupid evolutionary adaptations?
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1960
DOOMSDAY IS DUE IN YEAR 2026
--The Republican, 14 Dec 1960
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tears for oil. No tears for Alberta’s dying in hospital waiting rooms. No tears for the stripping of charter rights of some of our most vulnerable citizens. No tears for those on AISH No tears for striping Public Teachers of their charter rights. Tears for oil. ~ Jay Proctor (FB)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump’s ICE thugs shot 28-year-old Wilber Rafael Garces Perez through his car window as he was delivering food yesterday in Austin, Texas. His wife and lawyer were reportedly denied access to see him in the hospital, and ICE is now trying to deport him. This violence must end. Abolish ICE.
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THREAD. Did you know that Minneapolis police deployed 101 personnel to a 7-person vigil held one morning at Renee Good's memorial? The cops generated $1.92 million in overtime cash for themselves.
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s really peculiar about the “rapture” theology is that it’s based on a really convoluted and selective reading of scripture, dates back no further than the 19th C, is rejected by the Orthodox, Catholics, Anglicans, Lutherans, Reformed, and is basically contradicted by the Apostle’s Creed. But…
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We need to shut down visitors from across the border until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone arguing that is guilty of what I call "larva-posting"
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wow it’s been almost a year since I said this still extremely correct thing thing
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The "just move" lobby stays losing, in perpetuity
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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It appears to be a mandatory criteria
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