Reposted by The Real LanceEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 19h“You took EVERYTHING from me!” “I don’t even know hooo you are” 46815
Reposted by The Real LanceRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026borg assimilation opt out 12618149
Reposted by The Real LanceS.S. Julian @octopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Justice 🐙 #octopolis #tarot #sciart 210732
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/10/2026Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policythebeaverton.comCarney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policyVancouver, BC – Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced more than one billion dollars in federal funding to keep the ocean safe from the consequences of his own actions. 23569187
Reposted by The Real LanceGothic Beauty Magazine @gothicbeautymag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me on September 30th. Me on October 1st. 1184
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/10/2026New Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboardthebeaverton.comNew Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboardOAKVILLE, ON - Heralding its new offerings as the culmination of nine years of intense laboratory research, Tim Hortons president Axel Schwan proudly announced that the franchise’s new lineup of pizza... 3257178
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/10/2026Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologizethebeaverton.comTrump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize"Canadians will say they’re sorry, in that particular Canadian pronunciation, to literally anything, but they won’t say it to Donald Trump." 14381113
Reposted by The Real LanceGailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He's back ⛓️🙏 HELLRAISER: RETURN OF THE PRIEST is on shelves wherever you get your comics! I am so incredibly proud of what Alessio Avallone and I made here, and so thankful to Clive Barker for inviting us to walk through Hell. 66822
Reposted by The Real LanceTheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dear seller, I'd like to report a MISSING PACKAGE. 47615
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 01/10/202646 years ago The Go Go’s at the Tail of the Pup, Los Angeles, October 1980. Jane Wiedlin, Margot Olavarria, Gina Schock, Belinda Carlisle, Charlotte Caffey. Photo by Janette Beckman #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #womenofrock #gogos #history #punkrockhistory 517424
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/09/2026David Eby losing election to TBDthebeaverton.comDavid Eby losing election to TBDVICTORIA, BC - After capitalizing on the disarray of the opposition Conservative party and calling a snap election, David Eby finds himself trailing in the polls to a leader to be determined at a late... 925139
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/09/2026Embarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind usthebeaverton.comEmbarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind usMountain View, CA—Astronomers at the SETI Institute have confirmed that a radio signal originated from an advanced alien civilization, but was intended for a different planet behind Earth. 401058215
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they dothebeaverton.comNestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they doVEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili... 9636216
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equitythebeaverton.comChild's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equityBRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges... 221237319
Reposted by The Real LanceJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026Inside of it is a faith hugger 1321664193
Reposted by The Real LanceRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026holodeck dungeons and dragons 416326
Reposted by The Real Lancemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise 528660
Reposted by The Real LanceLast Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 28/09/2026Here’s last night’s story about the upcoming presidential elections in Brazil, why Brazil is yet again in danger of being run by a dipshit named Bolsonaro, and whether or not an unreleased film called “Dark Horse” will win an Oscar. youtu.be/MIYCek92ICQ 121246
Reposted by The Real LanceLast Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 28/09/2026This week’s main story is about the upcoming presidential election in Brazil, how a new member of the Bolsonaro family could wind up in power, and why we should all hope the people of Brazil avoid – to borrow a phrase – “same shit, new toilet.” 1042698
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/09/2026Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan: “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”thebeaverton.comAlberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”CALGARY - With the Alberta Separatism referendum fast approaching, pro-separatist groups have launched a new campaign to entice investment dollars to their chaotic barely-planned idea for a country. 12575140
Reposted by The Real LanceRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026drunk history wolf 359 622039
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 28/09/202647 years ago Nina Hagen performs on stage De Doelen, Rotterdam, Netherlands, September 1979. Photos by Rob Verhorst #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #ninahagen #history #punkrockhistory 513121
Reposted by The Real LanceMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖 923193693054
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026“This is what Canadians elected us to do,” says Liberal Minister about policy never mentioned once during campaign (Podcast)thebeaverton.com"This is what Canadians elected us to do," says Liberal Minister about policy never mentioned once during campaign“It was Implied!” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Carney using the Trade War to govern even further to the right than Harper, Trump’s anger over Canada’s... 721750
Reposted by The Real LanceGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Huh?comicsands.comTommy Tuberville Dragged After Claiming Air Travel Industry Is Overrun With 'Furries' In Bonkers Senate Floor Rant 6148754
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)thebeaverton.comQuiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the government has sp... 1315032
Reposted by The Real LanceGothic Beauty Magazine @gothicbeautymag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Treat yourself to Gothic Beauty Box 59 (in this video) at zinetastic.com/product/goth... Gothic Beauty Box 58 & 60 are also in stock, so get them all at once! zinetastic.com/product/goth... 📷 hekate_nocturnal #hekatenocturnal #gothicmakeup #gothicbeautybox #gothicbeauty #gothmakeup 021
Reposted by The Real LanceWear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not. 870286148262
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy 71th birthday to Steven John Bailey aka Steven Severin, co-founder and bassist of Siouxsie and the Banshees, and also co-founder of the short-lived band the Glove in 1983. Steven was born September 25, 1955 in Highgate, London, England 📸 Dave Allen #punkrockhistory #stevenseverin 119025
Reposted by The Real Lancederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some pilots are part of the furry community 755285592
Reposted by The Real LanceGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567471183
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/09/2026As long as Trump keeps threatening Canada, Carney can do whatever he wants (With @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @jocelyngeddie.bsky.social) 37815
Reposted by The Real LanceRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026planets with phaser open carry laws 314020
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Released 43 years ago Der Prudence, a single by Siouxsie and the Banshees Siouxsie and the Banshees - Dear Prudence - Top Of The Pops 29th September 1983 #siouxsieandthebanshees #dearprudence #punkrockhistory 1021334
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 23/09/2026Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glassesthebeaverton.comMeta unsure why women not buying pervert glassesMENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh... 1581989591
Reposted by The Real LanceWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Finally some good news 12691164
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 23/09/202648 years ago today Parallel Lines is the third studio album by the pop punk / newwave band Blondie, released on this day in 1978, featuring the singles "Hanging on the Telephone", "Heart of Glass", "Sunday Girl" and "One Way or Another" #punk #newwave #blondie #parallellines #punkrockhistory 818836
Reposted by The Real LancePunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fight, East Bay Ray, Fight. 👊🏻 May the punk gods be with you. #eastbayray #deadkennedys #punkrockhistory 1032554
Reposted by The Real LanceRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026is klingon food gluten free 1116716
Reposted by The Real LanceSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191293866
Reposted by The Real LanceAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag 993046568
Reposted by The Real LanceMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba. 532147422597
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Reposted by The Real LanceLast Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 21/09/2026With Luigi Mangione’s upcoming sentencing, this week’s main story is about not just UnitedHealthcare’s now infamous denials of coverage, but also how their parent company – UnitedHealth Group – touches almost every aspect of our healthcare system. Link to full segment in bio. 21526155
Reposted by The Real LanceThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 21/09/2026Trump vows to punish Canada for EU alliance as soon as he finishes losing Iran warthebeaverton.comTrump vows to punish Canada for EU alliance as soon as he finishes losing Iran warWASHINGTON D.C. - President Donald J. Trump has pledged to extract terrible, systematic revenge on all of Canada for daring to enter talks with the European Union, just as soon as he finishes losing the war he started in Iran. 11541136
