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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 17h
Don't lose your head this weekend! 🎩👻
Watercolored drawing of The Hatbox Ghost, from Disney's The Haunted Mansion. Looks like he's happy at the chance to haunt you!
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20h
support group for people in love with deleted holograms
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 20h
Wow I can't believe the CDC is finally going to figure out what is behind the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania! Any guesses what they'll find?!
Two-panel Scooby-Doo–style meme under an NBC News headline about the CDC sending a "disease detective" to stop a measles outbreak in Pennsylvania, showing a blond man, labeled RFK Jr, peel off a ghost mask to reveal himself — implying he’s to blame; "Stand Up for Science" logo below.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18h
New study shows link between cars and traffic
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New study shows link between cars and traffic
OXFORD, UK – A new study from the International School of Roads has reportedly uncovered the root cause of traffic on roads and major highways worldwide: four-wheeled vehicles known as “cars.”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 22h
A painting of a bird beside the text "I see that you dropped out of bumblefuck university"
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 15/10/2026
Liberty Mutual, do not make us release even sexier drawings of this monstrosity. Give the people what they want. It is time to put Liberty Biberty to rest. For good.
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Ahmed Raafat @theahmedraafat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Super Friends: DCU edition! Put all the DCU fan art I did in the past few months in one place (took a bit of reworking, the Lanterns one was at a completely different angle) #DCU #Superman #Supergirl #Lanterns
Fan art of the DCU - left to right: John Stewart, Hal Jordan, Guy Gardner, Mr Terrific, Superman, Hawkgirl, Metamorpho, Krypto, Lobo and Supergirl
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why do replicators always get my name wrong on cups
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
40 years ago Beastie Boys on East 18th Street and Broadway in New York City, October 1986. Photo by Sunny Bak #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #hardcore #hiphop #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
46 years ago today Siouxsie Sioux performs on stage with Siouxsie and the Banshees at the Apollo in Manchester, England on October 14, 1980. Photo by Kevin Cummins #punk #punks #punkrock #gothpunkrock #siouxsiesioux #womanofpunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
how many starbucks in alpha quadrant
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 13/10/2026
Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
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Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
CALGARY - In the wake of Ukraine's successful drone strikes on Russia's Yandex data centres, which have allegedly caused bot activity to plummet across the web, the entirety of pro-Alberta Separation ...
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IPBES @ipbes.net · 13/10/2026
The IPBES #BizBiodiversity Report is clear: EVERY business (no exceptions!) depends on biodiversity, and every business impacts biodiversity. Explore: www.ipbes.net/business-impact w/ 100 specific actions for businesses, governments, financial actors & civil society. #NoAI
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "professionalism can eat my goddamned balls"
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 12/10/2026
This week’s main story is about generic drugs, how and where they’re produced, what’s causing shortages to life-saving medications, and why Mr. Potato Head is the only one who should be losing any eyeballs over it.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "you're gonna regret that shit"
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Gothic Beauty Magazine @gothicbeautymag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Treat yourself to Gothic Beauty Box 59 (in this video) at zinetastic.com/product/goth... Gothic Beauty Box 58 & 60 are also in stock, so get them all at once! zinetastic.com/product/goth... 📷 lilachris #lilachris #gothicmakeup #gothicbeautybox #gothicbeauty #gothmakeup
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how to erase holodeck history
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 11/10/2026
Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia
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Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia
CLARKSVILLE, TN - During a midterm campaign rally, U.S. President Donald Trump thrilled his supporters by ordering them, as well as every other American, to personally mail $20 to Russian President Vl...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/10/2026
Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes
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Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes
QUEBEC CITY - Quebec Premier-designate Paul St-Pierre Plamondon says he’ll be updating his list of problem minorities after networks declared The Parti Québécois will form government with the support ...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 11/10/2026
Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving www.thebeaverton.com/2015/10/pani...
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Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving - The Beaverton
BRANDON, MA – As his family prepared for this weekend’s thanksgiving festivities local man Stephen Island realized that he had left the pan they use to cook the turkey every year sitting in a pool of ...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why do nazis keep showing up
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!
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Fat Old Anarchist @fatoldanarchist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#IdolSunday #BillyIdol - Rebel Yell #masterpiece youtu.be/VdphvuyaV_I?... Last night, a little dancer a-came dancin' to my door Last night, a little angel came pumpin' on my floor She said, "A-come, baby, you got a license for love And if it expires, pray help from above" Because...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pelvic thrust risk of going insane
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just watched a Paul Bettany interview from this morning where he's like "my kids keep changing my Disney Plus login to a picture of me as vision and naming me "the worst avenger""
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
apple combadge preorder
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bought this. JEALOUS? It lights up!
Wanda Loungefly
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/10/2026
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
WASHINGTON D.C. - Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public execution.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 08/10/2026
News in Photo:
Elon Musk says Alberta should separate from Canada just like his wives and adult children separated from him
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
induce pon farr
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 08/10/2026
Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature
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Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following the announcement of Canadian poet Anne Carson as this year's Nobel Prize in Literature recipient, President Donald Trump unleashed an online tirade insisting he was more de...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm backing away slowly from whatever the fuck this is"
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/10/2026
It's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Peter Gabriel @itspetergabriel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I think music is a cathartic process for a lot of us. When I'm singing at the end 'I see you coming through' that is a cathartic moment. It suggests there is a reason to be hopeful." - pg Watch the full video on YouTube. youtu.be/_KhG0ppmews
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Father of our Country: "A good moral character is the 1st essential in a man..." Honest Abe: "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." The Orange Atrocity: "Nothing bad can happen, it could only good happen." #26DaysUntilTheMidterms 🌊
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Eric Heupel @ericheupel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What?!!! She has a matching sling/shoulder bag??!!! Oh man!!! I could use that my damn self!!! @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Eric Heupel @ericheupel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rebha’s cool ass shoes! @whysharksmatter.bsky.social you may need a pair of these!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing to see here...just the President of the United States inviting the country he illegally declared war on to "take out" 2 major American cities. If that's not treason, what is? 🤬 Law enforcement won't hold him accountable, but we WILL! The beginning of the end is on November 3rd. #VOTE-BLUE 🌊
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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I used to paint digitally. This one is from 2022. medium: Procreate, Photoshop
a digita painting of an underwater scene: a girl with blue hair surrounded by whale sharks and other animals
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/03/2026
A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Waterfalls (2021), recently updated to fit my current style
A giant luminous green mermaid sitting a pool. Her hair cascades into the pool like waterfall. A knight stands in the foreground on a rock, peering up at her.
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allie10.bsky.social @allie10.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Climate.us 💥🌪️☀️❄️🌬️💦💧🌊🍀
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every word of this.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
holodeck and chill
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
50 years ago Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie and The Banshees at Searchy's Penthouse Club party in London, England, October 1976 Photo by Bob Gruen #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #siouxsiesioux #gothpunkrock #punkrockhistoy
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