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Lady Kalma

@ladykalma.bsky.social
1.9K followers 2.7K following 3.2K posts

Weird monster/suplex machine. She/Her, currently a werewolf. MILF-aged trans woman, grumpy horror & wrestling fan. Sometimes NSFW. I post lots of Second Life monsters. Lokinne is a hot nerd. 🔞 minors, zoos, pedos, nazis, terfs, NFT & AI chuds just go away

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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 6h
rabbit chewing a cable with a speech bubble connected to the post
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had to google my bad
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 5h
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 12/09/2026
overstuffed chinese takeout container and caption "i feel sorry for that box"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 8h
We are vindicated yet again
I'm tired of touching screens. It's time to retvrn to buttons and cranks and knobs
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 5h
I got a crazy idea for a franchise crossover
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 6h
Blush like an absolute bottom and accept my fate 🙏
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 14h
Probably burned my remaining bridges in the business, but I recently put out a statement regarding the increasing use of “generative AI” in British indie wrestling.
I’ve seen more and more promotions and wrestlers using generative AI, some of whom I work with, and I want to make something VERY clear: 

I do not give anybody permission to use my likeness in any AI-generated posters, promos, clips, etcetera, and I consider any such use to be a personal and professional violation. 

Do not feed me to a tech company’s algorithm. They’ve stolen enough of my writing and video material for their “AI training” already. That’s how Alleged Intelligence works, by the way - it’s a plagiarism tool, regurgitating every shred of “content” fed to it. 

Leaving aside the horrific impact AI data centers have on the environment, you’re not creating anything by typing prompts into a box. Why should anyone be impressed with some cool photoshoot, promo, or move when you didn’t really do it? At best, Alleged Intelligence is self-insert reality fanfic and it makes wrestling truly live up to its reputation as fake. 

I won’t try to sway you away from it, but I hope you reconsider and really look into AI. Whatever you do, leave me out of it. 

Commander Sterling.
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Shi-Bran ➡️ ASC @shiba-bran-inu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Understood.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13h
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Tiger guy @bronztiger.bsky.social · 16h
#MonsterSuitMonday Cabin in the Woods - Werewolf - AFX Studio (3/3)
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 12h
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10h
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 10h
shy puppy :3c
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Roman Nisbet-Liu @romannisbetliuart.bsky.social · 13h
October 5 - Clown
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sculpting a new face ! Sculpted with Monster Clay
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 12h
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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30. dec. 2022
saw babylon. not good.
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-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
cryptid-on-a-string Follow
^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"hubbert

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@Bonarno

Medieval herbalists when their supplies are
delayed

the silly . & . @mysillycomics . 6h
GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE ?!
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9:47 AM · 3/10/23 . 1.8M ViewsNicky
@hemnick

tarzan's last thought as he plummets
to the jungle floor

jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

22:13 · 28.02.23 · Twitter for iPhone

29K Retweets 78.6K Likes

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 15h
Mulder and Scully from the X-Files holding cell phones with a speech balloon to make them appear to say the quoted tweet from US immigration and customs enforcement: “Contact us if you were harmed by an alien.”  OP noted, “I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.”
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 16h
should I kill Misa right now?
-Jar Jar after a really bad day
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virginia is for haters @doodoodance.northsky.social · 17h
Ros (@hurricaneros.bsky.social) says "Stephen King's editor:" over the quoted post "every few weeks I hear more about this guy in Maine and every few weeks he is somehow worse" (posted by Hugh Brechin).
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 17h
Tooting my own horn here:
Original post - "I need a ballroom"
My post - "Mario visits his tailor"
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 17h
Shamelessly using this to plug my own work
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TitaniumTeddyBear @titaniumteddybear.bsky.social · 18h
I wanna help. Does this count?
Telescopes cause autism in exactly the same way that vaccines and pirates do.
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Erin Tinsman @erinjoy.bsky.social · 17h
Can one nominate oneself? This was a recent one of which I was irrationally proud.
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Jade Monster @feleochadan.bsky.social · 22h
This one is one of my favorites
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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 22h
loved this one from the summer
A post by the verge reads: Call of Duty removes streamers skin after homophobic comments

User yaoi gagarin replies: the punishment is a bit medieval but I appreciate the enthusiasm
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 23h
kir @kirlax.bsky....• Apr 14, 2024
Alexis de Tocqueville in 1831 when he rocks up to Newport, Rhode Island.
Brianna Wu @BriannaWu
Let me guess. America bad.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 23h
one of my all-timers
fuckface "squeaky" from:me
@skeet.best

Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria to his Council of Ministers on 12 November 1866:

TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social · Jul 8, 2024
italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from
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Chris Hepler-Skelter @theotherhepler.bsky.social · 23h
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 19h
Found a couple pretty good ones in my files
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A conversation from tumblr that says

"I'm going to get more lashes today"

"Repentant catholics in the 14th century be like"

"Delete this off my post"
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 18h
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 22h
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 23h
does this count
Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

[Quoted post]
cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 11h
Another accent-related one seen below, made me laugh but he quoted himself so it's artificial
aaron <@rornronrnron>: "boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:"
quoted aaron <@rornronrnron>: "put. the khakis. down."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 23h
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social · 17h
Many good quote skeets of this one
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 23h
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 15h
without any doubt:
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 23h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 12h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13h
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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LegalizeWerewolves @viergacht.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The master criminal, leaving only his mysterious calling card behind, completes another successful heist. #pigeonsky #avianarmy
Gibson the dove pulling a paintbrush out of the jarGibson the dove, paintbrush in beak, preparing to take off, leaving a little poop behindGibson the dove, lovingly placing the brush on my face
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Zire - Commissions Open @zire9.bsky.social · 13h
Thank you to Rocksmasher1 (at twitter) for sponsoring page 003 of "the escape" comic series Here are the 3 pages so far: #werewolf #lycanthrope #monster #action #comic #webcomic
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Hallow @hallowdewofderg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I shall bring the beats
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Cherry_pi3 @cherrypi3.bsky.social · 12h
Day 05 of halloween nostalgia! My favorite halloween monster is werewolves and what would fit that is cherry as a werewolf! And im so impressed she looks so good as one. Cause this was my first time drawing one! #furryart #oc #halloween #werewolf
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 10h
Furry Harry Potter art *also* gets you sent to the shadow realm by the way. One artist gone from my lists
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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