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MercenaryJAX

@mercenaryjax.bsky.social
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27. Aussie Pro Wrestler. Never shuts up about hyperfixations. 18+ ONLY personal account. Seriously. We be queer and shamelessly NSFW here. He/Him. Discord is mercenaryjax

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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17m
"So who are your favourite characters from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance Jax?" "Oh the cute bird twink and the scumbag crow guy who sells said twink to a creepy gooner noble of course."
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The God Emperor is taken from Dune" truly an all timer "40k fans thinking they know more than they do" thing because Big E is a rip of King Huon from Hawkmoon way more than the God Emperor fron Dune-
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yes the wrestling place I train at is in "lock in we're cutting people" mode again. Joy. There goes my social life for the next month or three.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BILLIONS MUST READ
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am rather fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"How is the Fire Emblem run going"
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found some comics at a locak second hand store
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>Bird twink shows up in Path of Radianfe >The game immediately throws a straight up yaoi porn ugly bastard trope villain at him Okay Fire Emblem just plaster a "this bird is gay" sign on his back next time relax-
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's kind of funny that like. So many authors will have one banger book and then take years and years to get a sequel out and Michael Moorcock was out here like "DROPPED A 10/10 TRILOGY IN ONE YEAR AND A BUNCH OF OTHER BOOKS THE NEXT LMAO WHOOPS JUST DROPPED LIKE 20 BANGERS THIS DECADE KEEP UP BOYS"
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Whelan has always understood the assignment. The assignment of course being "get that albino pretty boy's thighs out immediately"
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today in the Jax Fire Emblem Path of Radiance playthrough: Ike has discovered classism and he hates it as much as he hates racism I love my woke son get their asses
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Times were had. Money was maxxed.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have reached the part that I can only describe as "Ike learns what racism is and immediately threatens to murder a town of bigots" that's the GOAT right there
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Clade Mirya @clademirya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone once called these two 'cringefail princesses', and I'm all in for that epithet, lol
A digital sketch of Elric and Corum wearing modern outfits. Elric's wearing a red plaid suit and a black crop top underneath with a print that says 'better grave than a slave'. Corum's wearing a black t-shirt with a print that says 'kindness is the real punk rock', a red long sleeved shirt underneath, and black trousers. Elric has his arm around Corum's shoulders.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also I would like to note I regret not being a Nintendo guy for 99% of their games because FUCK Fire Emblem would have been my SHIT decades ago not just NOW
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Switch 2 should not be console priced because wtf do you mean the new Fire Emblem runs at 720p apparently??? The second a decent emulator is made wtf is the point if your expensive console is only outputting PS3 tier power???
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cash Flowsion (Naomichi Marufuji approved)
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Dynasty Warriors remaster thing does nothing for me. Like it's a Warriors game. You're selling me the same game as the past five entries but with less shit but it's "nostalgic"?
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fire Emblem Path of Radiance just bar for bar doing Star Wars A New Hope's plot rn is fucking killing me
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has Michael Whelan ever said why he decided to bless us with straight up Elric pin-ups as opposed to the usual "cool manly guy with sword" trope book covers of the era-
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God so many of my friends are hot ass milfs and I am way too weak to them 🥺🙏
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jumping on the bandwagon and no one can stop me-
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Lady Kalma @ladykalma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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A Second Life screenshot of a huge shaggy black-furred werewolf woman with piercing orange eyes looming over you in a dark forest. This is fine.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nvm Path of Radiance kinda peak
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wanna get into Fire Emblem but damn. The older games on Switch are full price and the Switch 2? Expensive...
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Essential thread
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Fire Emblem has an evil twink but it's only for Switch 2... Nintendo this is homophobic...
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Zero Company namedropping the Empress Teta system the devs know fucking ball.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why did no one tell me Kyle Fletcher's AEW theme is about killing rich people give him every belt immediately
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you have an OC that has a cursed sword that may or may not be a black blade and/or steal souls and you do not know Stormbringer i'm legally allowed to chop you Kenta Kobashi style I think that's fair
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's incredibly funny to me that D&D was doing this shit whereas Warhammer would seemingly rather die than admit they were inspired by anyone else ever despite their 1st edition being the most copy paste Michael Moorcock "Law and Chaos" lore.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1st edition D&D literally going "IF YOU PLAY D&D GO FUCKING READ ELRIC" i'm dying
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best iteration of Adam Warlock being quite literally "Jim Starlin did Elric of Melnibone in space" is so funny to me because yea of course ADAM WARLOCK of all characters is another Elric stand in.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The people don't know about the peak that is the old Hawkmoon comic
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why am I not shocked Michael Moorcock and Walt Simonson are canonically also characters in the Elric multiverse.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not a fan of Marvel Rivals doing the the "no no this isn't Loki it's GIRL Loki she has different pronouns and different animations and in this new tie in comic she specifies she's not the same character as the default skin GUY Loki" nonsense but it also doesn't shock me at all, it's the larp game
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Jax you just like him because you think masked assholes are hot" shut up
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zero Company bringing Star Wars OCs back into being a thing people do you love to see it
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's one of those days
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Corvo and Stillwatch in Zero Company are growing on me solely because Corvo specifically feels like the pre-Filoni Clones and that's just neat to see again like dude sucks and definitely does not need a chip he's just an asshole.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you're doin a Loki adaption and he isn't bare minimum a lil zesty I don't want it
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wolverine game just confirming what X-Men fans have known since the 90s: Logan is a boring ass character when he's not supporting cast
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"But why would they turn on their friends without a magic on switch" tell me you don't understand indoctrination. The show actively spits in the face of movie canon so many times that a bad writer WOULD think that adding a magic genocide switch to keep his OCs likeable was an acceptable retcon...
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I genuinely hope and Michael Moorcock's works never become truly "mainstream" because if people larped that shit as much as you see "LOTR/Game of Thrones" fans who've never picked up a book in their life do, i'd need to fight someone.
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The inhibitor chip plotline with the Clones is still so dumb
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Staring at the state of Star Wars and looking back at the Ghormann Massacre episode of Andor like "we're never getting peak shit like that again"
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MercenaryJAX @mercenaryjax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First session back after two weeks off and my ass is hitting Marufuji's entire comeback into a Shiranui in a fuckin fatal 4 match why am I like this...
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gerald Brom’s take on Michael Moorcock’s Elric of Melniboné
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