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Lachlan the Santifascist

@lachlanthesane.bsky.social
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I am Lachlan. Fear me if you dare. Tried growing up and it didn't work. Becoming a music teacher instead. Unionist with Australian Unemployed Workers Union He/him or they/them

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15h
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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•Marns🌿🍉🐸 @marnshibski.bsky.social · 13h
The High Court has ruled in favour of DAMS HEG 👏🏻 “The High Court has said what we have always known: we cannot dig up coal, ship it overseas, watch it drive climate change, and then pretend the consequences have nothing to do with us and won’t be felt by us” newshub.medianet.com.au/2026/10/high...
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High Court rules in favour of Hunter Valley community — landmark climate ruling will reshape fossil fuel approvals across Australia. – News Hub
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Dee Madigan @deemadigan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One Nation says AI is coming for Australian jobs then used AI to make their campaign video.
They didn’t hire an Aussie videographer or Aussie editor or Aussie actors.
Turns out it’s only ‘Australian jobs first’ when One Nation doesn’t have to pay.
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adrienne ✨ Truth Scrapper @insertdisc5.com · 15h
went back to twitter to do one last "goddamn you guys you GOTTA follow me elsewhere" and genuinely how do people still use that stuff. i got three "erm have you tried PAYING FOR X???" popups in five minutes
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 16h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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🏳️‍⚧️Maple Bee Sticky ✨($0/$216)✨🐶🐝 @maplebeesticky.tv · 05/10/2026
"you need money for everything" then my knowledge and talents need to be compensated. I don't wanna live like that, but it's the shit system that we're in
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23h
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 03/10/2026
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 06/10/2026
We’ve had so many “Any Other Presidency Would Be Ended By This” statements that it feels banal to point out, but suggesting the deaths of millions of people by a foreign power would be a fine cost because they’re politically inconvenient should end a presidency in any functioning democracy.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
One autistic individual is reported to be living the dream, having opened a bookshop and then displayed a large sign in the window reading NO CUSTOMERS.
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The dream! Autistic person opens second-hand bookshop where no one is allowed to buy books or come in
One autistic individual is reported to be living the dream, having opened a bookshop and then displayed a large sign in the window reading NO CUSTOMERS. Alix Gardner, 42, has embraced their inner…
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The language used by these firms swings wildly between techno-optimist millenarianism, anthropomorphising their little computer friends, doomerism and "we've just got the advice back from the lawyers." Sometimes in the same handful of sentences.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think everyone who still supports Harry Potter is actively transphobic and wants to erode our rights, but I think most of them are something almost as bad; a fence sitter who does not care one way or another. As long as they have their comforts, they don't care about anyone else.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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Ben Eltham @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Not really hiding it anymore, are they www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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One Nation to establish headquarters in multimillion-dollar Brisbane office bought by Gina Rinehart
Barnaby Joyce defends move, saying party will lease space from mining billionaire’s company at commercial rates
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Rhys Parton @rhysparton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real 'of the people' stuff, as usual.
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One Nation to establish headquarters in multimillion-dollar Brisbane office bought by Gina Rinehart
Barnaby Joyce defends move, saying party will lease space from mining billionaire’s company at commercial rates
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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Jeff, formerly of MN and MA, still God of Cookies @diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The right wing doesn't do analysis. They just rename polemic as "analysis". These people embrace The Big Lie. Everything they say and do must be considered in that light. There is no reason to take anything they say or write in good faith. Their truth claims are nothing but the will to power.
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Gwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your daily reminder:
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't care if "most people want it". A "democratically elected" government which immediately sets about purging opposing demographics from its voter pool thus loses its claim to being democratic, and this is a criterion that every right-wing government meets.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to call it: 1) the Brazilian election was rigged by the US. 2) frankly, even if it hadn't been, I think it's time to acknowledge reality — right-wing governments are illegitimate by definition, regardless of how many people vote for them.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 04/10/2026
Keep in perspective, though, that Rockstar won't in any way be penalized for this. LGBTQ+ writers, artists, and game designers are being banned from places like Itchio and Patreon, by payment processors like MasterCard and PayPal, for depicting "hugging," "kissing," and "plus-sized figures."
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The religious right is steadily expanding its definition of what is sexual — and restricting what it deems acceptable in public spaces. Tech companies, in want of less oversight, are taking the hint. The deplatforming that started with sex workers / kink / trans has come for gay bars.
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Bill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is batshit. This is vastly worse than any Biden decline. Trump has come unglued. He's a danger to the republic.
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Basil Da Chefcario ΘΔ 🍳 @basildaaurachef.lucario.social · 04/10/2026
Need more developers making these decomps to take stances like this, so tired of lazy assholes vibe coding their decomps because they don't give a shit about their own product.
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Paul Robert Lingas @wishforacoolname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh, is this your child’s school photo? How darling.” “No, this is an algorithmic pictorial rendering of my child.” “Okaaaay. Why did you…?” “Cheaper. Our child isn’t worth enough to purchase a photo.”
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I swear social media has addled the brains of so many parents, its terrifying to behold. What do you mean youre feeding the photos of your underaged children into this app
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh so like season 4 is when ALL the memes happen
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see some folks asking: what motivates RFK Jr to tell such horrific, dangerous, repulsive lies about the HPV vaccine? Well, he has made $856,559 from suing the HPV vaccine maker (his vaccine adviser, Dr Kulldorff, also got rich the same way) Always follow the 🤑! www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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RFK Jr. plans to keep a financial stake in lawsuits against the drugmaker Merck
RFK Jr. plans to keep collecting referral fees in lawsuits against the drug company Merck even if confirmed as HHS secretary, according to new filings with the Office of Government Ethics.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Find you someone you get this excited over ❤️
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
theft machine motherfuckers always advance the story that's most convenient for them our machine is sentient! but owning it is not slavery it's trained on all of human knowledge! but copyright laws don't apply to us it will revolutionize labor ! and we need trillions of your $ to keep it going
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon, whose genAI is the world's largest distributor of CSAM, has essentially infinite money to throw at evading any kind of consequences for producing and distributing more CSAM than any human in history.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of the media reports seem to be underplaying the damage with phrases like "dented a van" and "damaged a window frame" 👀
A long-wheelbase van parked opposite the site of the attack. A large hole, perhaps a metre by 60cm, has been blown in its side, and the entire side panel is extensively dented.The interior view of the top of a domestic window frame. The UPVC frame has a hole in it you could fit your hand through, and the corner is shattered. The UPVC trim above it, and the underlying timber frame, is also shattered and bent out of place.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Open the top levels ya fascists" Seen in Sydney
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Peta says bring back Łink @petabytes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many have been kidnapped by people impersonating ICE, I wonder. If they don't have to identify themselves and don't wear uniforms or identifiers, they could be anyone. Fucking terrifying.
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