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Kyle Varady

@ky-var.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Weird nonsense enjoyer, kitty poster, makes jokes of dubious quality... as if any of that's new.

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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
flat friends friday
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sits next to Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat. Fishtopher sits and licks Mr Lover's forehead. Mr Lover lays facing Fish, and has his eyes closed as he gets licked, looking very content.Mr Lover laying on his back and touching one front paw to Fishtopher's face. Mr Lover's very fluffy white belly is exposed, and so are his pink paw pads. Fishtopher looks a bit irked, as his ears are laid back. He sits near Mr Lover's head.
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
sleepy guy
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, laying on his side. He has his front legs stretched out, with one paw curling towards his round body. He looks to the right of the camera, looking sleepy.
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
hanging out
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sitting on an ottoman and looking at the camera. He faces the camera and covers his front paws with his fluffy tail. His body and head are very round.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/02/2024
this guy is the Blade of police. immune to fentanyl but still has all the strengths of being a cop slatereport.com/news/cop-get...
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Cop Gets 4 Years for Selling Fentanyl to Children at School, While On Duty, From His Cruiser
MACHIAS, Maine (BDN) — In a case involving one of Maine’s worst-ever cases of police corruption, a former candidate for Washington County sheriff who worked as a police officer in eastern coastal Main...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
you can't say shit anymore
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this cracker bitch dances like a chuck e. cheese animatronic
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
An oracle. Ca. 1895. www.digitalcommonwealth.org/search/commo...
Black and white photo portrait of a medium haired white cat swaddled in dark fabric against a studio backdrop. A small amount of colorization has been added to make the nose a little pink and the eyes golden yellow, but it is very subtle.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
i've got an idea for a new type of meal where it starts with rice, but then you add vegetables to it and perhaps a protein as well
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 15/02/2024
NEW: Judge Merchan DENIES Trump's motion to dismiss and reaffirms that the trial in the Stormy Daniels hush-money case will begin on March 25 (via Adam Klasfeld, now of Just Security)
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 14/02/2024
Easily the most money someone named Kirby has ever made on the Fantastic Four.
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Wikihow article

How to surprise your husband for Valentine’s Day

Image: woman in a nurse costume

1. Dress like a nurse so he can live the ultimate fantasy of pretending he has healthcare
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Come Mr Family Guy Tally Me Banana
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
A Small Girl with a Cat. 1889. www.meisterdrucke.ie/fine-art-pri...
Humorous oil painting of a chubby white toddler in a white bonnet and pink skirt and leggings, hauling an unhappy cat up by its armpits. The cat is nearly the same height as her when up on its hind legs in this manner. Its mouth is open in protest while its face radiates contempt.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
LA Knight is a star now but years ago he was on a show hosted by The Rock called The Hero where people voted on who was “the hero” and he got beat by a 50 year old white lady who would go “I can’t use a zip line Rock, I’m 50!” and Rock would go “yes you can, you have the spirit of an island warrior”
Hero Shaun who is LA Knight
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Camestros Felapton @camestrosf.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
NEPAL is SOUTH of Everest and TIBET is NORTH of EVEREST they are completely different countries
Meme picture of that American football guy shouting at his coach who isn't Taylor Swift
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Just checking in on the Intellectual Dark W . . . Oh.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
finally, morbius for women
a tweet about the fact that 'MADAME WEB' and 'MORBIUS' currently have the same rotten tomatoes score at 15%, along with the posters for each movie
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 14/02/2024
Cormac McCarthy Valentine's Day Hearts... www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cor...
A yellow candy heart with the Cormac McCarthy quote "Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming."
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
GEN Z CO-WORKER: Do you have that data? GEN X CO-WORKER: There is no data… only Zuul MILLENIAL CO-WORKER: lol, epic GEN ALPHA CO-WORKER: Why did you let them change the child labor laws
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Philomena!!
@tlakomy: The only person who should interview Putin [Photo of Philomena Cunk]
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I have discovered the title of the greatest blues song ever made:
Label for a 1928 RCA Victor 10" 78: Jim Jackson singing "I Heard the Voice of a Pork Chop."
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/02/2024
HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
tweet by discussingfilm reading Michael Bay on AI - it doesnt create it just imitates. and it will create a whole bunch of lazy people. so to all the original creators out there, have no fear
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Oh boo hoo
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 11/02/2024
Slavery was Legal. Colonialism was Legal. Jim Crow was Legal. Apartheid was Legal. Legality depends on who has power and the kinds of laws they pass to preserve their own privileges and bigoted views. Legality often has nothing to do with justice.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/02/2024
the interesting thing about this image is that no one on that stage represents any particular tendency or constituency in american politics
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Bossett @bossett.social · 11/02/2024
This is Bruce. He lives under my water heater.
A blue-tongued lizard, sitting in a gap between two concrete slabs
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/02/2024
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
"What’s happening with the current generation is not that they are simply choosing TikTok over Jane Austen. They are being deprived of the ability to choose—for no real reason or benefit." unfortunately I think there are plenty who benefit from this! but good article here slate.com/human-intere...
slate.com
College Students Don’t Know How to Read Anymore. We’re in Denial Over How Bad It’s Gotten.
These kids aren’t lazy. We’re failing them.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
There’s something horrifically obscene about Biden supporting the ongoing brutalization of people in Gaza and not hearing a peep out of the vast majority of the pundit community but being the exact same level of old that he was four years ago gets a unanimous “this is serious…I cannot remain silent”
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
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Vanessa Gillings @vanessagillings.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Wishing you a peaceful weekend
gouache painting of a brown bear wearing a mossy blanket holding a cup of tea between the roots a gnarled, old tree
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/02/2024
Banana Prices xkcd.com/2892
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Cravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
PERSONA 3 RELOAD!
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Once again urging everyone to take the Book Pill. I promise, "Moby Dick" is good, 100x more entertaining than post-peak TV, and you're not pretentious for reading it
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
[Guy who spends entire life melting down about gay people, kink, promiscuity and open relationships]: The problem we have as a society is sexual boredom.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/02/2024
will you be the albino crocodile to my belligerent crab?🥺
crab riding on an albino alligator claws raised menacingly
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/02/2024
Oooh yeah, I got one thing to tell everybody, the Macho Man is gonna tuck you in, yeah, let me say it, we’re gonna wish you a good night and don’t you let the bed bugs bite yeahh
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
there are so many awful ironies of the current age but I’m currently choking on the fact that 40 years into the AIDS pandemic, and amid the public health catastrophe of Dobbs, major liberal institutions are still like, “we should really follow the lead of the religious right on trans healthcare”
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