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Kris Kumler

@kumler.dev
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Good grief, just be excellent to each other. Current work: Ops/platform, security Kentucky he/him

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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me
Alt: Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me The vampire standing behind the president
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
lol the vibe shift in AI hype feels like a ploy by U.S. tech bros to permanently keep out competitors. They are cosplaying concern so they can "regulate" their competitors out of existence. It's not about safety. It's about money.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagine Being The Featured Human In A Muppet Movie And It Not Being The Thing You're Most Remembered For (1996)
It's the Muppet Treasure Island poster
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 22/05/2026
That compaction of participants in conversation view may be a bit off, Gmail.
A screenshot snippet from Gmail. It shows "Jesus .. Anal., Eric" followed by the number 12 (not relevant).
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yhorm the Giant from Dark Souls 3 (labeled "large accounts not including alt text") is facing off against the Ashen One (labeled "this account")
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 20/04/2026
Weird giving the definition of the word "charisma" as just "rizz" (to a 10 year-old).
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 07/03/2026
Must have been someone named Matt?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
One of my pet peeves is people saying anything like: “apologies to ALT text users but it’s not really describable in polite terms.” If you are willing to post an image because it looks unintentionally sexually you should be able to say “this elf’s waving arm looks like a massive penis”
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 30/11/2025
Post your favorite LOTR character(s). Wrong answers only.
An image of actor Patrick Stewart as Sterling in Jeffrey. It's Sir Stewart in a pink shirt, and pink beret, looking at the camera.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/11/2025
The great disappointment of not looking at social media for the evening, only to miss out on catching the Aurora in time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 29/10/2025
"Definitive" facial recognition alone is a torment nexus concept.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/06/2025
Oh ffs
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/04/2025
my magical robots are going to create heaven on earth by overturning the laws of economics is the kind of message that really speaks to wall streets spiritual side
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
As the ancient Chinese proverb says, whenever you arrive at a fork in the road, remember to use your fucking indicator you asshole.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 10/04/2025
Surely having to look at tariff rates on a daily basis will be good for business. /s
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 07/04/2025
Explains a bit of why everything will be more expensive (and why a lot of things just can't be manufactured in the USA), not just my favorite keyboards.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 03/04/2025
I don't know if this -- or uninhabited places -- is stupider.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 02/04/2025
Tituss is just as funny and fabulous as one might expect, playing Mary Todd Lincoln.
A picture from the curtain call of Oh, Mary!
On the left is Tituss Burgess (Mary Todd) in a blue dress. On the right is Phillip James Brannon (Mary's husband).
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/03/2025
Fascinating talk about hippos.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 17/02/2025
What is this, a divorce party?
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/02/2025
🎯
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tom brandt @twbrandt.net · 05/02/2025
I hope the number of NYT subscribers goes to zero. I’ve done my part to make that happen.
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 03/02/2025
The party of small government is awfully authoritarian.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 02/02/2025
Now this is AI money well-spent!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 30/01/2025
DEI used the last of the toilet paper roll and did not replace it.
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Robert Kahne @robertkahne.com · 30/01/2025
I believe the correct term for something like this is "concentration camp"
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/01/2025
Okay, this gets in your head.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 07/01/2025
I wrote a little bit about how the U.S. press continues to fail utterly to describe the fight over net neutrality (really a fight over whether federal consumer protection should exist AT ALL) with any sort of urgency or accuracy:
techdirt.com
U.S. Media Once Again Fails To Cover The Corrupt Net Neutrality Ruling With Any Clarity
Last week a corrupt court system bought and paid for by corporations effectively made it illegal for the federal government to protect broadband consumers from widely despised regional telecom mono…
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Important reminder! Transphobes suck, transphobia sucks, and those people ought to get a fucking life and quit trying to ruin the lives of others.
media.tenor.com
a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
ALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 11/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A picture of Big Bird (from Sesame Street). It looks like it's a news broadcast. Text below says "big bird."
It looks like it's been a real long week for this bird. Their eyes are looking downward, but also that they may have given up.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 06/12/2024
One of: 1. Airline services are getting *really* interesting 2. I must beg editors to look up "walk of shame" before writing it
Screenshot from CNN with the article headline "Airline passengers forced to make ‘walk of shame’ after new technology rollout"
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 05/12/2024
The four Santa sweater
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 03/12/2024
Hypothetically, is it always so tempting to access a guest-use wifi router, just to fix their configuration problems?
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 02/12/2024
So I'm hiring for a Test Automation Engineer; anyone want to work for me? The role is in Louisville KY and I don't think we offer much in the way of relocation but I will ask. Not that I recommend moving to a deeply Red state TBH.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We now return to #StarTrek #DataandLaForge already in progress
Panel 1 - Geordi: Data, you’ll never guess who I bumped into yesterday 
when I was going to get my VISOR repaired.
Panel 2 - Data: Everybody.
Panel 3 - Geordi: <speechless>
Panel 4 - Data: <looks slightly pleased with himself>
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 17/11/2024
The overlook at Iroquois Park in Louisville has some of my favorite views of the city, without having to be in Indiana.
A view out from a higher vantage point within a wooded area. This is a view of downtown Louisville, KY from the southwest.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
😂
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Ross 💙🎲 MoreGamesPlease @moregamesplease.com · 12/11/2024
Share this if you like board games. 👋🎲 With over 700,000 new users on Bluesky, let's all find more wonderful tabletop fans to follow!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 06/11/2024
Amazing that U.S. customs in... India is holding my package! Honestly, the laziness of this gets me more than anything.
An image of a text message from an Indian number (+91) with content:
U.S.Cu­stoms: We’re holding your parcel temporarily due to a zip code mismatch. Confirm or update your zip code within...
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 04/11/2024
Watch out for that... wind chill
Kamala Harris walking outdoors and taking off sunglasses
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Anyone got some eye jokes? The cornea, the better.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 30/10/2024
Pleased to see this graph was about Bluesky users, not COVID for once. (I'm not going to look at those numbers this week, just to preserve this fantasy.)
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 13/10/2024
We got to sit in the front row for tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight! You can likely hear my wife's distinctive laugh.
Caucasian man with glasses (me) next to Caucasian woman with dark, pink, and blue hair. Standing in front of a "Last Week Tonight" with John Oliver awning.
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Every time someone corrects my vocabulary it just makes me think fewer of them.
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