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Dgar

@dgar.bsky.social
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Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music. Like = Marked As Read #DgarMusic Check out my tunes! Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com Everywhere else: ffm.bio/dgar

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Dgar stands against genocide, advocates punching nazis, and believes trans rights are human rights. If your favourite music artist has left you feeling disappointed recently, why not try listening to some #DgarMusic and seeing if they're right for you? dgar.bandcamp.com
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Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues. Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was a time when computers would scream in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning we should've paid attention to...
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating their music and throwing it to the abyss. If you would like to offer direct support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone is free listen to my music. #DgarMusic Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
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Welcome
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spare me your bowling puns.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made a lamb curry last night, but apparently, they’d rather eat grass.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horse-pital! 🤣 (Just kidding, they get shot.) 😢
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Get the Pronounced Jar album and find out what all the hype is about, or miss out on this human made music forever. #DgarMusic #Music #NoAI ffm.to/pronounced-jar
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Dgar - Pronounced Jar
Choose your preferred music service
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Quick question. How many bodies of water does one have to rename to make America great again? Asking for a dickhead.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me: I never knew my father as a child. Them: Oh! That's so sad. What happened? Me: He was all grown up by the time I was born.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Them: Have you been living under a rock? Me: Does the Moon count? It's Always Monday On The Moon ~ #Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music
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It's Always Monday On The Moon, by Dgar
track by Dgar
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you enjoy listening to #DgarMusic half as much as #Dgar enjoyed creating it, then… Dgar enjoyed it twice as much as you did!! MWAHAHAHA!! #MadeByHumans #FuckAI #Bandcamp #Indie #Music dgar.bandcamp.com
dgar.bandcamp.com
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues. Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Them: Have you been living under a rock? Me: Does the Moon count? It's Always Monday On The Moon ~ #Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music
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It's Always Monday On The Moon, by Dgar
track by Dgar
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I challenged Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/making... #DgarRadio #IndieMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AustralianMusic #Bandcamp
Renaissance painting showing philosophers in discussion.

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING!

THANK GOODNESS!

I'M SO RELIEVED!

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/making... #DgarRadio #IndieMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AustralianMusic #Bandcamp
Renaissance painting showing philosophers in discussion.

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING!

THANK GOODNESS!

I'M SO RELIEVED!

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Self-Deprecation Society is accepting new members. I’ve already put myself down.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you enjoy listening to #DgarMusic half as much as #Dgar enjoyed creating it, then… Dgar enjoyed it twice as much as you did!! MWAHAHAHA!! #MadeByHumans #FuckAI #Bandcamp #Indie #Music dgar.bandcamp.com
dgar.bandcamp.com
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues. Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN #meme #memes #sarcasm #sizes #lol
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got a Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
-4° looks like someone sitting on a toilet, and lol looks like someone drowning.
A sign at a beach. If you see someone drowning - lol - call 911.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother! Elf: You have my bow. Dwarf: And my axe. Necromancer: And your brother.
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Nick Golledge @nick-golledge.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
FEEDBACK made Kirkus Reviews top 100 indie #books of 2024! Which makes it a perfect #Christmas gift or even just a treat for yourself 🙂 It's a book about #nature, #science, and #philosophy, but mostly it's about who we are and why we do what we do. 🧵 1/11 📚💙👀 www.kirkusreviews.com/best-of/2024...
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Best of 2024 | Kirkus Reviews
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@nick-golledge.bsky.social Hey Nick, is this your account? mastodon.social/@Niolledge
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40 Posts, 242 Following, 13 Followers · Author of FEEDBACK, a book about connection. Climate scientist 🖥️ working on the Antarctic ice sheet 🏔️. IPCC author, musician 🎸, erstwhile ultramarathoner 🏃🏻, ...
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Post your favorite instrumentals! Any genre. Why? Back when people were getting rid of their CDs, I bought entire collections for pennies. Some were gifted to me. I only need to keep about 10%. I've started prepping them for sale. I need an instrumental mixtape to play while people shop.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh. It’s you again. Hello Monday. It’s Always Monday On The Moon ~#Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/its-al... #DgarMusic #IndieMusic #AustralianMusic #Indie #Space #Moon #Rock #Music #Monday
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It's Always Monday On The Moon, by Dgar
from the album Pronounced Jar
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short: I’m going back to toilet paper.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music
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Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) - Dgar
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I weighed a rainbow. It’s pretty light.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have quit drinking wine for good. I now only drink wine for evil.
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Bishop says Climate Collapse not Climate Change @bishopjoey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gotta share this, 'cause it's a #Dgar #banger...
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“They glurged at me and pointed up.” Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #MusicVideo #IndieMusic #Blender3D #B3D #Indie #Music
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Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) - Dgar
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bookshelfie just got a major update! 📚Storyshelf — a cozy digital bookshelf to browse all the books on the site 🔧KDP Fixer — a free tool that flags and fixes KDP rejection errors 🏆2026 Awards submissions are open Submit a book this week for a chance to win a $100 Amazon gift card! Link in bio
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m into fitness. Fitness cake into my mouth!!
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
start at the beginning
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now…
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dads are like boomerangs. …I hope…
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kid: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. Kid: … Me: 😁 On… paws. Kid: I hate you so much. (Bah-dum-bump)
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t use AI to make music. Use your unresolved trauma like a real musician.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Text which says "It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute hands because they've covered their tracks so well."
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don’t play cards with a narwhal. They have a great poker face.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just found out there’s an actual library in town, with books and everything! They kept that quiet.
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Jim Blount @jrblount.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Stuck? In the...oh my God.
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Mindblown Whoa Reaction
ALT: Mindblown Whoa Reaction
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Them: I don't know. Me: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Them: I don't know. Me: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
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Crash 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇹🇼 @crash-97007.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The name checks out!
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The pig farm was stylish.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Them: What are you dressed as? Me: A harp. Them: Bit small for a harp don’t you think? Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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