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Kris Kumler

@kumler.dev
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Good grief, just be excellent to each other. Current work: Ops/platform, security Kentucky he/him

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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me
Alt: Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me The vampire standing behind the president
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
lol the vibe shift in AI hype feels like a ploy by U.S. tech bros to permanently keep out competitors. They are cosplaying concern so they can "regulate" their competitors out of existence. It's not about safety. It's about money.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Its The Same Word It'S The Same Picture
Alt: Its The Same Word It'S The Same Picture
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 13/09/2026
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 27/08/2026
I think I hit bingo on the feed.
The skeet I am replying to, with a The Onion article link with the headline "Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagine Being The Featured Human In A Muppet Movie And It Not Being The Thing You're Most Remembered For (1996)
It's the Muppet Treasure Island poster
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 27/08/2026
Nigel St. Nigel votes yes.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 19/08/2026
The Sanctuary Moon clips they've done so far are great. I'd watch that show.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 29/07/2026
That's right up there with crap like "just be happy." Some joy might come from smacking folks that say that, but alas.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 25/07/2026
But it hopefully isn't sandpaper like some company offices!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 21/07/2026
Maybe just hope they were sent to the training on their first week? 🤞
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 15/06/2026
Quite the tie there too.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 09/06/2026
@alt-text.bsky.social
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 06/06/2026
I guess we'll just have to watch the Brett Goldstein clips and call it a day.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 31/05/2026
With a patch actually submitted, that's still a win!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 31/05/2026
Classic side quest progression.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 29/05/2026
Holy shit! That's wild, I haven't heard of that one before.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 26/05/2026
Gotta love that this is more than they included in Idiocracy!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 22/05/2026
That compaction of participants in conversation view may be a bit off, Gmail.
A screenshot snippet from Gmail. It shows "Jesus .. Anal., Eric" followed by the number 12 (not relevant).
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 20/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/kenw...
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 20/05/2026
It was really weird wanting that guy to keep the nomination. Abhorrent, but still better than the likely replacement. 🤮
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 19/05/2026
It's so much worse, with just about every commercial break showing those back-to-back.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 13/05/2026
Heartstopper has done this the best of any show I've seen thus far. Again, accessible approaches are good for everybody.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yhorm the Giant from Dark Souls 3 (labeled "large accounts not including alt text") is facing off against the Ashen One (labeled "this account")
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 02/05/2026
Correct!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 02/05/2026
Absolutely you can! Especially with a good dog!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 02/05/2026
At least they don't accidentally mix it up either. Usually preferred by the patron for gluten-free options.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 25/04/2026
Unpossible.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 22/04/2026
What are 748 assholes between friends?
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 22/04/2026
In case anyone had an itch to know the actual number of circular windows: 1,748 (per a press release from the owning company)
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 20/04/2026
Weird giving the definition of the word "charisma" as just "rizz" (to a 10 year-old).
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 19/04/2026
Some are fancier and detect, but you can usually manually set the computer's orientation for a monitor. If the monitor stand lets you physically rotate, it's nothing extra to buy.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 15/04/2026
Words are for everybody. As soon as you know the time to use "y'all" versus "all y'all" I'd say that's the real line!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 12/04/2026
We watched it again a little while back... and yeah. Maybe if it were cut in half. Otherwise, it's been best for references to it, and the memes.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 11/04/2026
Two hot dog monoskis!?
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 30/03/2026
I prefer the original Kestery
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 28/03/2026
Some good suggestions around. You might end up needing some cable management to keep things tidy. And power strips wear out over time, and can be a safety issue!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 27/03/2026
Oh, they need another bathroom there?
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 14/03/2026
It's the natural extension to the mistake that is the computer.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 11/03/2026
@alt-text.bsky.social
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 07/03/2026
Must have been someone named Matt?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 05/02/2026
Mine too!
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 01/02/2026
True, it's all made up! Doing the DMA opt-out a while back cut out a good chunk of those mailers. I just looked for the site, and saw they have an opt-out for the deceased (sounds like Beetlejuice 😁). Might be helpful? www.dmachoice.org
dmachoice.org
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 01/02/2026
I'm sorry, that's an awfully sucky prod. I wonder -- because we'll all have to deal with this -- would credit locks beforehand help tamper these?
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 20/01/2026
Every time my ten year old sees one she exclaims "eww, it's so ugly!"
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 07/01/2026
That seems like a great way to mess with someone.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 04/01/2026
And "40404040" in hexadecimal. 😁 But depending on their stack, could also come from elsewhere. Several posts about that value in error posts with mssql.
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Kris Kumler @kumler.dev · 04/01/2026
Could be a couple of things, but it's likely to be in how they handle that data (either from your input, or more likely, in how they move data between the app/browser and their servers). That could have come from some data being spaces, or maybe "@" repeated.
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