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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who up torturing they captive
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Whoops, didn't see U there! #VehicularManslaughter
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just killed somebody 🔥🔥🔥 Cold blood too
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ok
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
to make a joke, relax
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
yea i was just joshin
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hmmmm...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
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Annie Less Than Three @trebbble.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
(An edited calvin and hobbes strip.)
Calvin's dad: on social media? I'll show you something interesting.
Calvin's dad: The two types of social media are twitter and tumblr. All websites fall into these two categories. Instagram? Twitter. Pinterest? Tumblr.
Calvin: Yeah.
Calvin's dad: Gacha life? Tumblr. Linkedin? Twitter. 
Calvin's dad: Despite being a twitter clone, bluesky is tumblr.
(The last panel shows calvin awake in his bed at night, with a troubled look on his face.)
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 06/04/2026
Remember when Why defended Bsky not doing anything about S*ngal by saying he was “irrelevant” like right before S*ngal was directly cited in anti-trans legislation? Because I sure do
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading

"in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

- Is it SINCERE
- is it CATHARTIC
- was it FUN TO MAKE
- is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly"
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Today is the birthday of a very important person in history. This one goes out to Annie Lenox. It's your day Annie!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
3 panel comic. Panel one: News reporter in front of aquarium saying “hundreds are rushing to see the viral ‘handsome eel”. Panel 2: a group of school girls and an old lady are crowded around an aquarium tanking and one says “here he comes!” Panel 3: the handsome eel in question. Someone off panel says OMG!!
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Happy Capricorn Season ♑️🐐
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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Too many people think the issue is "ai look bad" not the stolen data sets not the workers rights not the climate change and the fact that people CANNOT AFFORD TO TURN ON THEIR HEAT because they're subsidizing data centers, let alone the misinformation and fascism
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
i want you to know i saw this skeet, immediately went to download it and have been playing for the past two hours so thanks for that
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You're all disgusting terrible liars.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 01/10/2025
This is the response to someone asking if Jesse Singal has been banned from BlueSkty yet. SIngal is, ofc, a dangerous hate-monger whose mission in life is the destruction of trans people, the same trans people who carried this app, especially in its early days.
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
this is honestly the stupidest shit ever and this is what'll finally get me off socmed forever, the blatant nazi-favoritism. because @jay.bsky.team loves pedo nazis, no one else can be safe. typical social media CEO nonsense.
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
she's a pedophile plain and simple. why else would she ride him this hard? she loves little kids! and she can't ban me because that's my opinion!!!
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 03/10/2025
A lot of people are being almost willfully dense about this, including Jay et al, but like... it's not purely about Jesse Singal, it's about Singal against the backdrop of incredibly ban-happy moderation. It's about how seemingly there's one rule for normal people and another for transphobic freaks.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
tweet by dril edited to say:

turning a big dial taht says "TOS" on it and constantly looking back at Jesse Singal for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
That's not ridiculous. That's not ridiculous to say that.
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i blame tumblr
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
the same way you can tell a place is fit for survival is if you can find nigerians there, you can tell a website is Good™ if u can find furries there
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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 10/09/2025
The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
A comic strip in four panels:

1. A bird's-eye view of a giant amphora the size of a building with closed eyes and a closed mouth engraved on it. Using scaffolding, a community of wizards climbed up and are throwing all their books into it, to fill its content.
> Wizards: All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

2. A ground level view at the bottom of the giant amphora. This time, the wizards bring tree trunks, cut down nearby trees, and throw them into a large fire to boil the giant amphora.  
> Wizards: All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

3. A gathering of all the wizards below the imposing amphora which has now opened its glowing eyes and mouth slightly. The crowd of wizards at its feet applauds:  
> Wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

4. Same shot, as the amphora responds with joyful and amused eyes. The wizards are confused by the answer...
> Artificial Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day.  
> Wizards: ... ... ...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/09/2025
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that: a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2025
caring about things? what are you, some kind of queer? shut up and eat your slop
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Mushroomy 🍄 @mushroomyhouse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Time flies when you’re having fungus 🍄🥳
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 04/08/2025
The full list of all 18,500 children killed in Gaza, in video form. www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Itch's new content policy is: 1. We can't tell you what violates the rules. 2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made. I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.
It’s almost impossible to come up with an exhaustive list of unacceptable products to sell, so often we have to take content reviews one at a time. If an issue arises with your account that isn’t already covered by our policy, then we will contact you and share what options you may have.

If you've collected money while in violation of terms, we may be forced to refund or freeze all pending transactions, as accounts that are in violation of our terms are not eligible for payouts.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
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⚠️ eve g ⚠️ @evegwood.com · 25/07/2025
People are sharing a lot of resources on how to make your own website so I've updated the website-building section of my site with a link to some of the best I've found. PLEASE make your own website, it is fun (sometimes)! Fast (sometimes)!! Free (sometimes)!!! 💻 evegwood.com/links#resour...
Website-building resources
Tutorials
new The Quick ‘n’ Dirty Guide to Making a Website (2022)
new Mala's Self-Hosting Guide
new A Mini Guide to RSS Feeds (video presentation with the same info)
new Music on Neocities: A cheap bastard's guide
W3Schools - learn HTML, CSS, and Javascript

Resources
Bear Blog - small blogging platform
Zonelets - small blogging engine (I use this one!)
GifCities - Geocities GIF archive
Lightbox2 - lightbox script
Neocities - web hosting service (what I'm using right now, recommended!)
Rarebit - open-source webcomic template
Whimsical! - graphics website (cursor credit)
new Virtual Observer's comment widget

Articles & Arguments
Rediscovering the Small Web by Parimal Satyal
Plain old webpages still matter by Felix Plesoianu
My Website is a Personal Museum by biko
Cyber Mauseoleums (Or the Argument Against Deletion) by neonaut
new Every site needs a Links Page / Why linking matters by Daniel/Melon
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
your expressions are always perfect
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
my neighbor told me the Sthīrasiṃha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding his dog to Saṃsāra and then his daughter started crying
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
the shitmeal™ guaranteed to make you shit™
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
haus donk reveal before gta 6
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krewpi 😌🩵 @krewpi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i noticed this too but didn't know how to say it! its just girl=pink boy=blue over and over again
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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