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Ham Stroker's Ejacula

@kongurous.bsky.social
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I squeeze gats till my clips is empty. Bad at fighting games, worse at Buddhism, still trying at both. Working on a master's in Assyriology. he/him free Palestine

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James Margaris @markymarg2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you read the presentation (gamebiz.jp/news/433531) this has very little to do with "AI" - it's stuff like if there are 100 widgets onscreen you can draw them all by stamping them out rather than having 100 full instances, which is an optimization technique that's like 40 years old.
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カプコンのゲーム開発を支える「RE ENGINE」はどう進化するのか…新プロジェクト「REX」が目指す未来 | gamebiz
カプコン<9697>は、本日10月2日、ゲーム開発技術に特化した自社テックカンファレンス「CAPCOM オープンカンファレンス RE:2026」を開催。本稿では、プログラマーとして活躍する石田智史氏が登壇した、「次世代に向けRE ENGINEをさらに進化させる『REX』プロジェクトの展望と未来」の内容を紹介する。石田智史氏【AD】エンタメ業界の転職支援サービス「エンターエンタ」カプコンの心臓部「…
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/2026
2027: u.s. invents triarrhea
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm allowed to have a problematic fave.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 12/09/2026
Will anyone who cares at all about Starcraft still be alive in 2030?
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 12/09/2026
I wish I was even the slightest bit surprised, but dude has money. Dude has been to space. Dude moves in circles where everyone's brain is currently melting from a combination of ayahuasca binges and computer-generated sycophancy.
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 12/09/2026
I think I could shove him in a locker with the effort it takes to scratch my nose
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JFK's ghost put me in an iron lung
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ThatNukemGuy @thatnukemguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey hey! Did you make a Doom level and post it to the internet between 1994 and 2009? I'm looking for you :D I want to make a series where I sit down and talk with the people behind the levels. Interested? Get in touch with the form forms.gle/duVsBEJUmN3e...
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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Eudaimon @dorabadger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Swear Trek has been, and always shall be, fucking epic
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
well there's a Weird Horror short story premise for you kids
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every single day the PlayStation 2 becomes cheaper to buy and more valuable to own
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blueminder @ohnoim.online · 26/08/2026
fuck helmets, it's all about mutually assured destruction
"People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose."

Picture of a bike panier holding a propane tank
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what the fuck
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All the Galaxies! @allthegalaxies.galaxyzoo.org · 20/08/2026
A spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey. It is at redshift 0.43 (lookback time 4.67 billion years) with coordinates (149.62809, 2.35988). 50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
A spiral galaxy from the Galaxy Zoo: Hubble project, classified by 50 volunteers.
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why does the Cleveland Browns' new stadium legit look like a prison lmao
Cleveland Browns stadium, Huntington Bank Field, very angular and black, like a high-tech prison
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sora asks Donald and Goofy "what world should we go to next, Gang?" He points to a planet that is composed of a plantation. The music in the background is "Zip-A-Dee Doo Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Day." The planet is labelled "Reconstruction-Era Georgia." Sora asks "how about this one?" Goofy grabs Sora by the shoulder and angrily shakes his head. Donald, cringing, shakes his hands.
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i'm a boyman now meemaw
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just hope Dr. Tater here isn't married to a man named Richard
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dushii @dushiido.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
huh?
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
centrists who only read each other have convinced themselves that woke 1 was essentially stalinism
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Luke from Street Fighter 6. In the loading screen before the match starts, you can make your character pull different facial expressions. I have this one saved as "Ol' Reliable", because it so often communicates how I feel when I learn things like what it feels like to step on placenta in the dark.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The other day, the vet couldn’t believe Uni is already 6. He has a baby face, but this boy is middle-aged! :3
A black-and-white cat sitting on the floor
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bjørnebær @lilbjornebaer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
when he sits like this for a while at a time, staring off into nothing like he’s helming a ship, we call it “captain basket”
A black cat sits in a tall rope basket looking very contemplative, like a sea captain staring off the side of a ship.
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no it didn't
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/08/2026
shout out to all the d-hoppers out there keep on hoppin'
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a light skined man laughing while lying on a carpeted floor. He is reaching out one arm to a short haired black cat, which has clamped its paws and mouth down over his hand in an attack.
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 02/08/2026
only thing i could think of seeing that damn face
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: Tim learns the history and culture of Japan is bigger than ANYONE realizes.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover feature a man with a pleased face confined to some sort of space suit complete with a helmet and tubes that wrap around him. Title and copy read 

GETTING THE SEMEN RIPPED OUT OF MY BODY IN THE FUTURE
A Science-Fiction Fantasy
"Unreal and incredible" - Milked Man Magazine
By Dornold Gornsworth

Genre is listed as Science Suction
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
oh uh film something six times i fucked this up already whatever
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula @kongurous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Forrest Gump Clip Tom Hanks
ALT: Forrest Gump Clip Tom Hanks
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
anyway you do not need a gundam 079 remake you will sit down and watch those animation errors with respect in your heart
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/07/2026
We did it, we finally found the worst headline
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Miss Scary Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
3 button Virtua Fighter will save the world
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
UNI intentionally channels a cringe weeby aesthetic because that's the vibe the game itself goes for. it sells the game conceptually. by this logic i would say it's fair to argue that 2XKO is a great name in fact, since both the game and the name suck balls and are distressingly boring and bland
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A dog-like, Danny-like dude @ohheydanny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not to put too much pressure on ArcSys, but, this in-between frame of Cyc's standing roundhouse in the ye oldie Marvel VS games is a lot to live up to, for me
Cyclops lookin' cool
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hungry_clicker @hncl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yoshi. Three stars.
His speed is his strongest statistic. He will never declare riichi.
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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🦇⚰️DracuLevi⚰️🦇 @likethejeans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Alex Krokus's 4 panel comic "life of a meme." the comic portrays figures being delighted by putting pineapples on their heads. humanoid figures labeled "brand" begin putting pineapples on their heads. the first group abandon the pineapples, leaving the "Brands" perform the activity at each other
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