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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h

Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors theonion.com/toys-r-us-to-open-120-…

“I hope they’ll be providing a post I can tie my child to while I shop.”

Leo Skaggs, Celebrity Podiatrist

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026

they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs

A bunch of creeps at the RNC holding up “Mass Deportation Now” signs

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Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The greatest to ever do it.

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kilobyte enthusiast @knifefarty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

guy on trial for murder says it’s okay because he only killed someone

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kilobyte enthusiast @knifefarty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

not just the #1 navigation app but the #2 overall app

screenshot of app store showing map quest #2 most downloaded among all apps

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

behold the median voter

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kilobyte enthusiast @knifefarty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Toys R Us CEO predicts Beanie Babies could reach $300-$400 by 2000

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

InfoWarriors, these calming frequencies are PROVEN to give you the strength you need to defeat your enemies!

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Graphic design is my passion.

A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Rory hitting into the Windows XP default wallpaper

Rory standing on a relative flat spot with a hill in front of him and then blue sky with a few clouds

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm not sure I understand the final goal being played at, but Macron is very clearly trying to ballroommog our president.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Happy group chats day

Tweet from David East (@davideastUK):

[middle english period group chat]

feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé

[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]

@HaggardHawks
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a V in the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Charlie Kirk gnome for $80 -- what a bargain!

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

[0010101] When greeting unknown NPCs they do not introduce themselves and just tell you troubles

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Steve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.