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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 12h

I was listening to a podcast about ALS today and learned that one of Lou Gehrig’s nicknames was Biscuit Pants because apparently he had a big fat case of junk in the trunk that looked like a pair of rear end biscuits in his little baseball uniform

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12h

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17h

Types of Ghosts II

a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13h

ok discourse break, what is the appropriate way to construct a mixed drink on an airplane: 1. pour the whole liquor bottle in and then dilute with mixer as you consume it 2. pour in your preferred ratios and then top up with the same ratios as you go

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026

If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 18h

animals will roll over and expose their most sensitive organs to you because they love and trust you. that’s what it means when your dog or cat flops over. its not just cute. its the ultimate statement of faith in you, a mysterious giant with godlike power over their lives

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026

I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings

time.com

Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript

The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

dyed my hair blue last night so now i have smurf hands going into my midyear review, mistakes were made.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026

What on earth! It's not even been a year and the quality is worse than it already was. I think I've been scammed. Time to write an angry letter ;)

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if i had to see this while eating dinner so do you

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Ivy @poisonivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i love when these creeps are stupid enough to fuck up their own PR all the 'well there's no proof the CNC orgy is an AI networking event' people in shambles

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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, cool. The GOP is asking Roberts to pass a Fugitive Fetus Act.

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026

To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

drives me up the wall when Austen adaptations give their heroines loose, historically inaccurate hair to communicate that they’re free spirits or modern women or whatever when generally the point in Austen is that these women aren’t. yknow. free.

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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026

from the zine

Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]

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Associate Marshallian Spillover Coordinator @stevenlandgraf.com · 30/09/2026

Trivia team when the next round is "Seasons 1-12 of The Simpsons"

Jack Smith in a suit standing up with his hands on his hips flanked by others standing up

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...

einstein, wearing a green top, sitting cross legged at a computer with pong on the screen, looking back at you. he is holding a cassette and other cassettes are aying about. he has tiny angelic wings and looks to be sitting on a cloudy surface with light shining down on him. the computer looks as if has just been unwrapped as there is scrunched up paper under it and a bow still sitting on top.
prominent text: intelligent video games are here

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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s a story in here of a man being deported because the government refused to recognize his gay marriage. They wouldn’t accept any proof that he was legally married.

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Josh K-sky @joshksky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mark Carney, realizing that he only last week shared a slideshow soundtracked with Andrew WK's "Party Hard": oh shit oh fuck its all on me isnt it

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

give me the anti-diabeetus juice

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David W (aka Flex NP) @rnflex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Full Retatrutide phase 3 obesity data published today. It's gonna take a minute to fill dissect this. The appendix alone has 70 pages of data. Long story short we created a drug that's almost too good. Huge chunks of people stopped or reduced doses from excess weight reductions.

nejm.org

Retatrutide, a Triple Hormone Receptor Agonist, for Treatment of Obesity | NEJM

Retatrutide is a triple-receptor agonist of glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide, glucagon-like peptide-1, and glucagon receptors. In this phase 3, randomized, double-blind trial, we assign...

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid

senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up

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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI

Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake. above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services. the question matching this image is: "How can I invest in my child's future?"

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026

The snails They escaped their basket Yes YES The snails are out

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

I don’t think my company would let us have a slutcon

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Brad T @sammich-blt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

An absolutely disgusting, infuriating story about this shit But oh man does their editorial on it (vs the news article about about linked in the quote) go HARD. Absolutely worth a read.

cornellsun.com

EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will

The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026

this is the greatest thing i have ever heard

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🫩 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/new-user-135949030

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Beyond two parking tickets for not moving his vehicle during snowstorms, Abdullah has no criminal record in Minnesota and was working legally as a mechanic while his asylum application was pending. He arrived in the United States in early 2023.”

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if he had any social media it’d be like 60% selfies

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026

I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

smart cars are the jimothy of automobiles

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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.

forbiddenstories.org

The Deportation Project Map

Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...

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joyeux noel @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the whole 'don't call it ai' thing is really fucking funny because the people who invented the thing (and also the term 'artificial intelligence') are actually extremely comfortable calling it that. this ship sailed in the 60's.

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