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@kn3rds.bsky.social
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I read Silmarillion. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dw…

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 1h
More bacon makin. This time you can see the weenie. Look closely.
Pigs fuggin…look carefully and you can see pigdick
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 2h
Went to the pumpkin patch with the girls once I got home. We were fortunate enough to actually see the process involved in makin’ bacon.
Pigs fuggin
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think that’s a wrap! Hope y’all enjoyed the virtual tour. The Hiller Aviation museum is at 601 Skyway Rd in San Carlos, CA and admission is $20. I had a lot of fun because I’m a big ol’ airplane nerd.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ENGINES. I will not elaborate.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The repair bay. This is where the Hiller folks restore vintage planes to flight worthy status. Oh my god what a dream job.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like this transport chopper prototype that uses jet fan ducting to handle the azimuth/yaw correction. If blades don’t work, use jet power!
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hiller just cannot give up the dream of personal flying transport. This personal flyer uses a pair of the J-35ms turbofans to keep you aloft. Just…wear your noise cancelling headphones please.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at this friggin weirdo. This absolute mad lad. A Hiller cargo helicopter prototype. I love the little cockpit pushed up to the right corner.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got a bunch of pictures of their presentation on SOFIA. This is 747 that was repurposed as a flying telescope. One of the best things they experimented with during the use of SOFIA was laser telescopy; the research from this has improved NOAA weather radar.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They had a StarshipOne flying prototype! So cool.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at this weird little goober. Powered by lawnmower engines and balls of steel.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Hiller helicopter family. Many of these were used by army reconnaissance during the Korean and Vietnam war.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hiller’s claim to fame is the MASH medevac chopper. They’ve done other helicopters and VTOL projects over the years but this was their peak.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the NASA Ames oblique wing research aircraft. I first saw pictures of this plane at the DC air & space museum in the 90s. The premise is wild - a jet aircraft can cruise steadily with its wing rotated up to 45 degrees! Research from this fed the Osprey’s development.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The interior and exterior of a Grumman Albatross that flew around the world. The inside looks gorgeous, kinda like a luxury yacht
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This tiny Messerschmidt car looked like something out of Fallout
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scaled up Lego RC vehicles!! If you look closely, these have a bunch of tiny drone propellers that made them fly
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Hiller hornet. They just threw the blades in circles with gyro jets
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The goofy ass Hiller personal transport. Stand directly above this GIANT FUCKING ROTATING FAN
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A neat cutaway model of the Lockheed tristar in United livery
Lockheed L10-11 tristar cutaway Lockheed L10-11 tristar cutaway Lockheed L10-11 tristar cutaway
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really neat VTOL based on drone/UAV tech
Wisk Gen 5 Cora VTOLWisk Gen 5 Cora VTOL close up on the propellor groups
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They had HUNDREDS of Squadron Signagure aircraft reference books. I used to pour over these at my local hobby shop when I was a kid. Model builders use these as painting reference.
At least a hundred or more Squadron Signature aircraft reference guide books
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instrument panels of a 1980s era Boeing 747
Boeing 646 cockpitBoeing 747 navigator panel Dials! Buttons! Knobs!Bulbs a plenty!
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Neat signage in their repair shop
Various commercial airline signage and logos from the US over the past 75 years
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A thread of neat airplanes and helicopters at the Hiller aviation museum. We’ll start with the star of “The Rocketeer,” a GeeBee!
GB-1 or GeeBee racing planeGB-1 or GeeBee racing planeGB-1 or GeeBee racing plane
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Went to the Hiller Aviation museum in San Mateo. Turns out I have no idea how to fly.
NFT wrangling the controls of a 747
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what? I will. <cranks Ice Cube>
Concrete Jersey barrier that says “have a HOOD day!!!”
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Went to the world’s biggest MiniSo in CA and MADE IT RAAAAAIN Gotta spoil the daughters
Huge bag of vocaloid stuff for my girls Huge pile of vocaloid stuff for my girls
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grim reaper nabbing Jim Bakker
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grownupping!
Front office of Keysight, who make signal test & measurement equipment
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am in San Fran or whereabouts thereof
A bunch of road signs for San Francisco and San Bruno
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh. Double stuffd New Balance. Y’don’t see that every day.
New balance shoes with a LOOOOT of foam padding
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guuuueeeeessss who got a hole in one?!
Frog that says… Gentlemen have successfully pooped in a bucket for medical science
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Transformers 40th anniversary promotional endcap at Target consists of 50% non-transformable transformers.
Overpriced crapOverpriced crap and 5 transformers
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#monochromemonday On the road again…
NFT in his car
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today, I got a NAS set up for my family to look at old photos and videos from our phones. The coolest thing I found pre-kids were these pictures of the Lego city my brother and I built in our teens. We wanted to recreate the futuristic New York City in “the 5th Element” as much as we could.
Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dis mah bebby
NFT and Magnus NFT and Magnus NFT and Magnus
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Using the power of electronically steerable phased array antennas, I can take the power of two perfectly healthy nipnops and grow a new bizarre 3rd nipnop. That’s science, baby.
4x ESA graphs from GNU radio
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online
Tandy DeskMate. Basically proto-windows.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two active gift card scammer numbers if y’all feel like fucking with people.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I followed the SDR class’s radio lab instructions and built this. Don’t ask me what it does. I just followed the instructions. Tomorrow I’ll figure it out. I promise I won’t hit the run button until I know what it does.
A 2D phased array simulated in GNU radio. Possibly. Maybe. If I’m lucky.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been meaning to put this up for the past year and I finally got it up! It’s a Russian arthouse poster for Star Wars. The caption below it says “Galactitechnya Vestern” they had to basically just “russify” the word “western” because it didn’t exist in the Russian language
Russian Star Wars poster on top, Wells Fargo on fire belowOur front hallway
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you are in the DC area, I have some art I am trying to get rid of. Let me know if you want any of these. I’m not trashing them, I’d just love if they went to a new home so I can get the wall space back.
Optimus prime is 11” x 14”Temptation of st Anthony is 24” x 36”Gargoyles is 18” x 24”
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Confession bear says: “I don’t care that people in Ashburn can hear data center whine…they’re the same folks that made northern Virginia unaffordable”
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨BABY ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨 There was a 6 month old pig at the fall craft show! She grunted approvingly when I scratched her booty. If you look closely her NAILS ARE PAINTED RED!! 💅
A tiny little pigA tiny little pig
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey y’all. So I interviewed for - and SECURED - positions on two different civil contracts for this program last year…then backed out slowly of each one. Their schedule is absurd (full modernization of ATC infrastructure in THREE YEARS 😂🤪) and nobody had answers re: technical implementation.
Flying magazine headline - FAA defends ATC modernization delays but says more money is needed
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have lived long enough for this meme to be relevant once again
Holden Bloodfeast, AKA Mitch McConnell
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fam. Should I?
MFing masterpiece Netflix Voltron!!!
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank you seriously. I am going to look up YouTube videos on how to do it. I realized it’s not a Bissell, it’s a shark… But I would bet that, with enough digging online, I’ll be able to figure out whether this device can do furniture cleaning or not.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey fam. We have this beautiful blue chair that I inherited from my grandmother. Because of course the house is filled with dogs, and therefore filled with dog oil and scuzz, it has aged considerably over the past 10 years that it’s been in the house. Cleaning question next post…
A blue chair that has aged considerablyA blue chair that has aged considerablyA blue chair that has aged considerablyA blue chair that has aged considerably
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